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dingbang:
you can't outplay God bro.. If he says a baby is coming of that womb, your brain can't stop it..

Yes Bro but like I said, I DO NOT erupt inside even with condom and I have been very very lucky.....Maybe I will when I am ready....

dingbang:
There is one thing about sex that people fail to realise especially young boys


At that moment of poking your preek inside, your senses, wisdom, thoughts, plans for the future and the world generally shuts down. The only thing you just feel is the warmth of her vagina and the eagerness to erupt inside her... Just after that, your senses reboots.. And then you realise how stupid you were...


And please don't say she trapped you.that's wrong! You took a decision, she wouldn't have killed you if you hesitated in having sex with her. Highest thing that would happen is that she will get angry.. But she will still come back again..




I have been on that road brother... And I must tell you, at the end, avoid sex ... Even when the hormones are 100percent, just avoid it.

Erupt inside her??. NO! NO!! NO!!!. My brother even with condom, I erupt inside "nowhere". Which kain eruption is that. My brain works perfectly well few seconds to eruption oooo...

jamie1994:
No sir. But she insisted on unprotected sex saying she wouldn't get pregnant

Seriously??. My Brother. You have marry ooo!!!

CeeKay17:
Decent player. Not as good as Neymar.Jnr thou

How dare you compare Ronaldinho with Neymar Jr. You can't even try it with Messi or C. Ronaldo and you have the gut to call Neymar for where Ronaldinho dey.

It's either you are whining us or you are joking...

QueenDeborah:
That's what's up, those of u sending me emails here and there, am just laughing at you guys, any fine girl u see u want to go after, and besides if u want to date me u must have not less than 20 million in your account, and u have to spend like 5 million on me first before we have sex, cos i have everything a man wants from a young girl. And my feeding every day wud be 5k for breakfast, 5k for lunch, and 5k for dinner. If u know u are up for d task, u can send me an email.

Bro wait oo make I ask you one question. Who the hell taught you this kind of "Yahoo Yahoo"??.

makydebbie:
Yes boss!

Goodnight dear.

Have a wonderful night's rest dear........

SIaye:
She they crase, marry her ke, her jazz nor strong reach like that, instead na me go jazz her. Since she won't abort it. I will let her give birth and I will do dna test to see if truly the kid is mine. Because you know, the truth is I will be damned to abandon my child because I hate the mother.

Because you know, the truth is I will be damned to abandon my child because I hate the mother.. True talk. You have a very good point there....I guess you got your own plan sha. No wahala. Nothing do you baba!!

makydebbie:
I no fit na.

Lol.. Chop better knuckle... **winks**

makydebbie:
That's why I won't even get myself in a compromising situation.

Well said. You no fall my hand. Nice one Cutie.....

SIaye:
Aiit bro thanks. I have tried my best to talk her into removing it but it's not working, I just let her keep it then, I have always wanted a baby though just kind of sad it wasn't from the right person, I just they reason how my current gf will feel when she finds out. Choi

Ahhhh. Boss. Are you sure you are ready for this. I am 95percent sure you might end up marrying your "side chick".. she knows what she is doing. Well, the ball.is in your court sha.....

makydebbie:
Yes I will.

Easier said than done.....would you even date a guy you dont love talk less of having him impregnate you.....

SIaye:
Abeg swerve mad woman, who call you for here? Them they count fish them still they count crayfish join? I wouldn't need opinion if yours was the only on earth.

But Bros. Why na? . You fall "our" hand oo. You should be able talk to your side chick na. Belle of all things. I don't know oo but I feel you need to be calm with this side chick of yours oooo since you no want the belle. You need to do everything possible to convince her that you are not ready for this...Everything possible I mean oo. I hope you understand......Just be calm with her and very convincing.....I trust you sha....

Afam4eva:
Wizkid is more popular than Dencia but Dencia is richer.

As in you mean Dencia is richer than Wizkid?....

Mr I is a very very very big shame and disgrace to "Manhood".and secondly the babe get mind oooo. She too get mind....

Just be deceiving yourself and be forming Nairaland's Minister of women's affairs. You hear?

Igbo ladies are neat "down there". I have dated a few and was never disappointed......Na only that one i know of ooo...

GeeString:
Every girl is broke. They always ask.

I'm waiting for your "there are girls who spend on their bla bla bla..." retort.

I'll be asleep by then

Bros, tell them... Dem go dey form like say Dem dey spend on their Boyfriends....forming good girl and deceiving themselves saying "I am not after your money oo" - Story for the gods.....

I met her at my dry cleaner's. I was in a haste so we talked briefly and exchanged numbers. I didn't know her name so I stored it as "Drycleaner". We hooked up a few times, we still talk, I now know her name but I still have her number stored as "Dry cleaner"....

HORLADSTAR:
Flirty text messages to brighten up her day--
The following list of flirty text messages then, provides a quick and easy option to put a big smile on the face of the lady you’re trying to impress. Some are timeless classics, others are fresh out of the think-tank. Just ensure that you’re making an appropriate choice before sending, with regards to both the circumstances and the person they apply to – not everyone responds well to the same type of flirt!
1. I wish I was your mirror, so that I could look at you every morning.
2. You’re so hot, I get a tan every time I look at you.
3. You were amazing last night. Imagine what it would be like if it wasn’t just in my dreams?
4. Sweet dreams… I hope I’m in them.
5. I really like our friendship, but I was thinking… Do you want to make it more?
6. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past you again?
7. You’re already on my mind, and I’ve only just woken up.
8. Do you have a to-do list? If so, put me on it.
9. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
10. I’m a bit like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
11. I understand you don’t want any more children, but is there any chance we can at least practice tonight?
12. The best thing about a keyboard is that U and I are together.
13. Don’t tire yourself out at work. You’ll need some energy for later.
14. I’m trying my best to fall asleep, but I just can’t stop thinking about you.
15. At night time I sleep dreaming of you, and in the day time I dream of sleeping with you.
16. You looked so beautiful the last time I saw you, that I forgot my pickup line.
17. Do your feet hurt? Because you’ve been wandering around my thoughts all day.
18. You looked great today. I know I didn’t see you, but I know you look great every day.
19. Send me a picture so I can send Santa my wish list.
20. If Van Gogh had you as a subject, the sunflowers would have gone in the trash.
21. Here’s to hoping your day consists of green traffic lights, the fastest line at the supermarket and all the quickest routes that will bring you straight back into my arms.
22. On a beautiful day like this, the only thing that could improve it is having you by my side.
23. A hundred miles away and you’re still here right in my heart.
24. You’re like a .com domain name – already taken. And I ain’t about to settle for no .org.
25. Don’t listen to your friends, listen to your heart.
26. I was thinking of you today, while I was doing some math problems, but there weren’t enough spaces on the calculator to work out how much I love you.
27. The next time you see your parents, send them my sincerest gratitude.
28. In my opinion, God’s only mistake when he made the world was that he didn’t keep you to himself.
29. Love is blind, but the police aren’t. Let’s book a room.
30. I want triplets, you want twins, let’s go to bed, and see who wins.
31. Every time you enter the room, you enter my heart.
32. I’ve just bought some chocolate spread… Any ideas what we should do with it?
33. This email is a group message being sent from our company to all 10/10 beauties in your area. Currently, you are the only recipient.
34. You remind me of a private jet… I want to get inside you five times a day, and fly you to heaven and back.
35. If Einstein was such a genius, how come he didn’t invent a time machine so he could come and see you?
36. I’m lying in bed, bored. Want to play Simon says?
37. Tired out. Been running around like a nutcase at work today. I’m too much of a perfectionist. I’m a perfectionist in most things I do. That’s why I like you so much.
38. I’d like to say that I couldn’t be more in love with you, but I know that’s not true. I’ll love you even more tomorrow.
39. Would you mind emptying your pockets – I believe you’ve stolen my heart.
40. If kisses were raindrops, I’d send you a flood.
41. Hey, you look a lot like my next girlfriend!
42. Do you know any good cardiologists, because my heart skips a beat every time I think of you.
43. I wish I was your teddy bear.
44. I’ve just got out of the shower. How about coming over and helping me get dirty again?
45. I don’t think about very many things, and I don’t think for very long, but when I do think, it invariably tends to be about you.
46. Of all the stars in the sky, there are none as beautiful as you.
47. Are you free… For the rest of your life?
48. God created the world in six days, rested on the seventh, but it took him thousands of years to produce someone as perfect as you.
49. I can’t raise the courage to tell you how much I adore you, so I guess I’ll just keep it to myself.
50. Can you send me a picture? My friends don’t believe that angels exist.

You think you are still in 2008. Wake up ooo. Na 2018 you dey. Do people still send flirty/love text messages?...

RSVP:
If you like triple ur hustle... You still won't be very rich if you no *++* ham...


The PLUS could be anything...


YES, ANYTHING

Nice one Boss. True talk. You know something....

NaoSlay:

I was expecting to see an expensive ride not knowing it's a 2005 model I'll see.

Exactly the car my late parents gave me during my university days to use it in school.

and Who the hell is Adeniyi Johnson?

But Bros - why are you falling your hand na. 2005 model. .Are you for real?

Chikita66:
You want to become a ritualist cos normal yahoo do nor pay anymore?

Says you.......

Rubbiish:
Nobody is hailing him
We are humans & everybody get tired at some point
If someone keep repeating same mistake continually after correction, people will decide to tolerate him, not because of perseverance, but because they are tired of correcting him.
We have families living with mad people in their homes who are members of their family.
Initially the family will do all it can to correct the madness, if it persist, they have no choice than to find a way to live with the madness peacefully. Same apply to airforce & NL.
People are tired of correcting him, they have decided to find a way to condone his foolishness.
It doesn't defeat the fact that his topics are senseless....& pointless

Hahahahahahahahaha ...But why??.

kaziblake:
Chai!

Wetin I do ma?

rosieluv:
Yeah thats him, its not cool dropping his FB id just like that

No vex. I never knew he's a nairalander and i don't even know his Nairaland moniker. It's been a while we talked. My bad!!

pocohantas:
LOL. Honestly it's not about his face, he looks very coordinated and neat. Like a guy you can sniff his skin and feel at home



I know it's not you, I don't believe it's cow.buoy either.

Don't know if it's him but it sure looks like a friend of mine - Emeka.........His FB: Miles Emeka Emele......Thank me later if it's him...**winks**

Deathlezz:
so many reasons; he’s elected to remain private given to keeps his transactions secured

He may also —as an older generation— didn’t adapt to all the modern computerization of phones.

You on the other hand crave recognition and use social media to the fullest (even having your true picture as your profile pic up there). So it doesn’t make sense.

The comparison you just didn’t are not parallel but and evasive subterfuge to wiggle your way out of inconsistency.

Thanks. I appreciate. Its your opinion. Have a wonderful day ahead...

AHCB:
Oh shut up and stop barking like a dog in heat. .

Have a wonderful day ahead....

AHCB:
you're not going to do that, yet you used your fingers to type the serial number just to inflate your low self esteem just because you want to feel fly.

Deathlezz. We have another one. Airforce1. See pesin wey dey beef you oh. Lol.

Mister man. What are you talking about?. Dem send you to me?. Did I quote you and ask you to Google the serial number?. I asked Airforce1to Google it not you so what's your business. I don even forget about the issue. Why not face your front, mind your business and stop being a busybody on a Monday morning? . If you I can't afford the wristwatch, good for you. After all no be animals or robots dey buy am wear.

I will act like this conversation didn't take place. If you like quote me again. I will ignore you. I got better things to do on a Monday morning than exchange words. Have a wonderful day ahead.

AHCB:
i'm sure you don't know what the serial number reveal when searched on Google. I revealed not one wrist watch, but I several...

So?...I am not gonna snap the wristwatch, upload/flaunt it on nairaland just to convince you or anyone. Have a wonderful day ahead.

AHCB:
I wonder why he didn't just upload a pic with the watch in his hand. Lol

If you want me take a picture of just the wristwatch and upload now, I sure can but why should I?. If I do not have the wristwatch, how did I get the serial number??.
Please not on a Monday morning. Please

Deathlezz:
I did visit your profile page to see your super expensive wristwatch and I zoomed in on your profile picture only for the picture to blur out leaving the watch indistinct.

How can your wrist watch be so much more expensive than your phone?

I am not comparing but Why does Otedola still have small Nokia phones?...