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sunbilor:
It can happen. Let me share an experience I had many years ago at a hotel in oyigbo, Rivers state. We ( my friend, his girlfriend and I) went to Rivers state for a business and booked rooms in a hotel there. We arrived around 4 pm. We notified another of our friend who was a Michelin staff then about our arrival. He told us he was coming to meet us later. In the evening around 6pm, we drove out to go see a business partner. We left the girl in one of the rooms.

Could you believe by the time we came back, our friend from Michelin had f^cked the babe we left behind? The girl denied at first until we asked her to explain what a used Condom was doing in the room. She had to start pleading. It wasn't a case of rape. She willing offered herself to a complete stranger in a hotel room paid for by her boyfriend!

I am speechless!!!!

YusufNairaland:
Hello bro, I did as u instructed and also checked the price, the starting price goes for $1295, using a moderate exchange rate of 300 to a dollar that is abt 388k wristwatch..That's quite pricey...Hence, I decided to bring forth my challenge hoping u can help solve it by God's grace..would be glad if u can help with some 5k..I need it to return bk to school(school resumes 2moro) and also get some foodstuffs...I would appreciate in no small amount if u can help sir..thanks in anticipation..

I would have helped but going through your profile, I can see you are not an active member of the forum......

DeeFlask:
They are the same now

Ahh. Bros. I don't think so o

DeeFlask:
Long hair

I love lousy ladies coz me am very quiet

Gap tooth

Lousy??
Or outspoken??

Airforce1:
Those receipts look like a store receipt to you ?

Which store gives receipts as that ?

Guy swerve jor

See where you come finally fall your hand. You paid with the POS terminal. Right? . So stores in your area don't use that or you bought those stuff at "Diamond Bank" or no be you even get the receipt sef... Na wa oooo

SpareNo1:
Weak huh? Stay humble bro. Just do you and let people do them.

Stay blessed

Tell that to people that flaunt wealth in that way on social media. I don't do that. All I am saying is why flaunt wines you bought at cheap prices in a store and feel fly??. Do you show receipts and things you buy on Nairaland for us to see?

Serial48:
Oga abeg leave this guy na, after a failed music career, he's been trying hard to impress his nairaland demons the ones that bow to every of his show offs.. An idiot will only beat you with experience bro are you an idiot too?

He feels he can talk na. I know he is an idiot. Just wanted to make him know we are not mates at all in everything. .

SpareNo1:
I'm sorry to jump in, but why do I need to pay more for a drink I can get 30x cheaper with same quality in a super market?

That statement doesn't confirm how rich you are. It only confirmed your foolishness and stupidity. #NoOffence

Please face front oga. Nobody call you join...

Airforce1:
Lol
Get behind me Satan

Just do as I have told you. Okay?

Airforce1:
Swerve jor

Face front oga. Na you first ta si mi. I didn't quote u. Na you carry your busy body self come my side. Try buy expensive condoms and try uploading receipts of these wines when you buy them in a club and not at super markets or stores where anyone can get them at cheap prices. You hear?

Airforce1:
Empty vessel

Make your papa go Google search your useless page then come tell me about it ...

Do that na. Mumu. Why am I disturbing myself sef. Have u gotten the condoms yet?, can you upload the picture of the receipt for us to see?....abi na every month end you dey do shopping ni?

Airforce1:
Lol pained nigga

Until you get more expensive condoms, show us the receipt and stop using N100 condoms on your smelly bitche.s. Let me give you something to do.

Go to www.Google.com
Input the serial number 27C 115 0609
Go to my profile picture and zoom in closely to my wristwatch
Go back to the searched page on Google
Compare and check for the price
Then you can shut the Bleep up and think of your life broke ass scumbag

We are no match dude. You suppose dey hide your face when listening to Davido's "FIA" pinhead..

Airforce1:
Keep talking Oloshi

Until you stop using N100 condom on your dirty bitche.s werey!!

Airforce1:
Please shut up

Until you stop using N100 condom on your smelly bitche.s dude.....

Airforce1:
Stop explaining your brokeness to me and get out of my thread please.

Your papa get 13k to spend on.drinks ?

Until you stop using N100 condom on your smelly bitche.s, I will have time to exchange words with you. We are no match dumbass

Airforce1:
Your guy and not you broke ass

Ohhh. Seems like I hit a nerve.. lol. Dude don't you think?. I have a very close friend that spent a million plus in one night when we were balling and you feel I am a "broke ass"??. Really? . Is that how your thinking faculty is very low??.

Well, I won't exchange words with you for now until you stop using N100 condoms to bleep your dirty smelly bitche.s... Quote me again at your own Peril dude ...

adelacuna:
Am sure this guy never see life, come see your mate the ball on the Island, you are here flaunting drink that is not upto 15k. Am sure this guy never see life, come see your mate the ball on the Island, you are here flaunting drink that is not upto 15k.

Leave the mumu make he dey embarrass himself. I am not bragging oo abeg. My guy spent times (x)100 of that in one night on the mainland ooo. Not even Island..

Oga fit try am??. I guess that's why he balls in his house and flaunt them on Nairaland. Lol

makydebbie:
Wow!
Thank God for your life bro, that's ghastly.

Yes oo. My help is in the Hands of the Lord who made Heaven and Earth. Thanks Sis. I appreciate..

makydebbie:
It was his birthday, and you know this normal things students do. Pour water on you and other stuffs, we were doing same to him. October 8th.
We followed him home, his mum said we should come collect drinks to celebrate his birthday.
"we" - > (I, Elisabeth, Ebere and Donald).
After the little celebration at his place, we went back to school, because at that time, we were doing extra lessons. Preparing ourselves for junior waec.
Elijah mistakenly stepped on this weird looking concoction in a little coal pot, I was behind him. And immediately he stepped on it, he pushed me. If not, I think I would've stepped on it too. We joked about it sef, my other friends were saying it was for sacrifice to a god or something. Some minutes later, Elijah's legs started swelling, it was crazy. Like I was watching a horror movie, we decided to take him back home. The principal took us in his car.
Before we got home, Elijah kicked the bucket. When he stopped shouting, we knew he was dead. Luckily for us, we met his mum at home when he was rushed to the hospital, he was confirmed dead. Then we all concluded that it was the stuff he stepped on. But now that I've grown older, I wish we did an autopsy on him.

So you really can't say, we could die anytime.

I agree with you. 100percent. I survived this yesterday though.....I was sitting beside the driver. God did it...

franchasng:
When will Nigeria have a world class, formidable striker like Cristiano Ronaldo, Lio Messi, Thiery Henry, et al

Lol. Boss it's gonna be when my son turns 17 o. I can't wait. God willing....lol

Ogunleti01:
it is taking eternity for your filthy fingers to reply your are such a n hopeless fellow

So the idiot sef dey sleep.. If you quote me again with your useless, senseless, dry and local Diss and Insults, Satan will punish you abundantly in this new year. Oloriburuku, Oloshi, Omo ale jati jati. Don't come and beg me to include you on my payroll so you will know the true meaning of enjoyment in 2018. Dey there make small boy dey Insult you and your generation. I would have said you should be ashamed of yourself but It is very obvious you are "over" ashamed of yourself since when you took down your profile picture. If dem born you well and e sure for you upload am back make we see. I repeat myself. If you quote me again, Satan and the witches in your village that made your life miserable.will continue to punish you and make.your life more miserable in 2018. Bastard son of a bastard father.....quote me at your own peril....

Ogunleti01:
it is taking eternity for your filthy fingers to reply your are such a n hopeless fellow

Because it's late already and I need to freshen up before i sleep. People suffering from insomnia as a result of insanity and partial blindness can't relate to that........

Ogunleti01:
too local indeed for your miserable mind

Mtchewww. RUBBISH...Try again later...

Ogunleti01:
Asinwin ! won't you keep vigil Olorikori!

You are no match with me jor. Your insults are just too "boring" and "local" for my liken. Swerve comot make I see front...

Ogunleti01:
Hmmm boba elenu gbogboro! oponu olonraye!

Copy copy - copycat. Go and sleep. You need to get some rest. REST IN PEACE WEREY!!!

Ogunleti01:
clap for yourself Boda ode!

Oshey! Boda elenu gbogboro. It's like you can't type much again. Shey you don't know what to type again ni abi your brain Don dey shut down for the day or is it that you have 5mb left to use?.

Ogunleti01:
You are such a miserable thing. you don't need sleep ode!!

I need sleep oo. I am not suffering from insanity like you wey be werey already. You know mad people kinda suffer from insomnia. So I am not surprised. Baba! Go sleep jor. You are not my match. I will keep saying that over and over again.

Ogunleti01:
what do you expect when a mad parent gives birth to a mad man like you... e don turn WEREDIRAN!

***Yawns*** You are not making sense Bro. You do no have what to say again. Go and sleep Bro. You are not my match...**Yawns again**

Ogunleti01:
it is obvious you are a confused clown. Old dirty pig!

God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck. If you can beat this, I will continue quoting you. If you can't, Mister man go and die rather than lIve a wretched and god forsaken life pinhead.....

Ogunleti01:
Don't you know that thing runs in your lineage
Boda ode!!!

Must you copy me bloody wan.ker?... And what thing are you talking about?. Good look and intelligence abi....Shameless He goat

Ogunleti01:
Your malady no get part 2. it obvious that abnormality run in the blood

And blindness and insanity is a part of your generation....

Ogunleti01:
I said it stupidity is part of your genetic make- up! Your real problem haven't reveal itself to you. Just agree with me that you are sick!

And agree with me that you are blind and mentally unstable......