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RomanceRe: Cute Names You Can Call Your Husband/wife/fiance/fiancee/better Half by corazoni: 12:19am On Feb 19, 2013
ogugua88: @OP, baby, my love, obi'm, nwoke oma'm.[/size][/font]
angry cry
RomanceRe: Before Calling Your Girlfriend A Slut, Read! by corazoni: 11:16pm On Feb 18, 2013
Richfella: Lol, do you speak English? grin
i no hablan Inglés. . Pendejo Puto
RomanceRe: Before Calling Your Girlfriend A Slut, Read! by corazoni: 9:56pm On Feb 18, 2013
Richfella: Hey guys...am BACK! Went to do something about my 'developing' pot-belly.

@ Pleep

The crux of your argument is that women have limited reproductive resources. Which must be optimized by them picking the fittest mates. Partly True.

This, above, is the under-current responsible for most female sexúal choice.


I told you that our ability to reason, trade and make deals. Courtesy of our neo-cortex, makes me able to make decisions that run contrary to what my evolutionary programming wants.

I am not biologically attracted to fat chics. It is against my evolutionary programming. HOWEVER, if a fat chic gives me $1,000,000, I'll fúck her. Despite my not being attracted to her. A decision very much AGAINST my programmed inclination for hotter chics. {I love all fat chics o, na my biology dey mess up grin}.

IN OTHER WORDS: A chics decision to sleep with a man can have nothing AT ALL to do with biological attraction and she will do it. We have a sophisticated part of the brain that can and does override our programming. We can make DEALS.


This is probably where you're gonna change direction to the promiscuity angle grin.

I can't believe am having an argument concerning women with a guy who said he'll NEVER approach women in a club again because ONE girl turned him down grin grin.

I eat evo-biology for breakfast. It's a foundational topic for one of my PRACTICAL hobbies tongue.
A whole lot of trash
RomanceRe: Before Calling Your Girlfriend A Slut, Read! by corazoni: 9:37pm On Feb 18, 2013
Taylor Swift is not bothered.
RomanceRe: When Someone Ignores Your Calls? by corazoni: 9:06pm On Feb 18, 2013
And you're posting it on romance section? Now I know why your love life sucks smiley
FamilyRe: Why Do Parents Abroad Threaten Their Kids With Sending Them Back To Nigeria? by corazoni: 7:11pm On Feb 18, 2013
@topic it works like magic. I was once a victim lol and currently 3 of my nieces, 2 nephews and 5 cousins are doing their time in Nigeria lol. I'm surprised they're not complaining or saying anything about coming back to the US. They come by every summer and every other Christmas.
FamilyRe: Why Do Parents Abroad Threaten Their Kids With Sending Them Back To Nigeria? by corazoni: 6:59pm On Feb 18, 2013
chaircover: Thats nothing compared to the threats of tribal marks my mum used to threaten me if I broke any of her fancy plates grin
Lmao @ tribal marks! You hated that 666 thing don't ya?
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Leaves Nigeria 24 Hours After Arriving by corazoni: 6:03pm On Feb 18, 2013
But I begged y'all to keep that ho cry cry
FamilyRe: Please Help Me Save My Relationship by corazoni(op): 5:50pm On Feb 18, 2013
ifyalways: Hot seex? When did we come back from Brazil ? When did we talk and re-defined the relationship?
cheesy
Lol. . She came back on Saturday. In the court of relationship cheesy she's still my fiancé smiley
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Kim Kardashian With 2face And Dare At The LLAM Concert by corazoni: 9:36am On Feb 18, 2013
Nice honoring a ho Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan's Resurrection Thanksgiving Party (Pictures) by corazoni: 9:29am On Feb 18, 2013
OYINBOGOJU: The Affiliate of PDP called CAN was represented by its leader Ayo Oritsajafor

After getting a plane gift,he must always yield to their calls....

See all the HIP/HOP Pastor with their Bling bling.
Lmao @ hip/hop pastor
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan's Resurrection Thanksgiving Party (Pictures) by corazoni: 9:25am On Feb 18, 2013
Where's the casket and grave?
FamilyRe: Please Help Me Save My Relationship by corazoni(op): 8:38am On Feb 18, 2013
chaircover: Hainnnnn!!!!! my little advise to you is to dont go and start pressing buttons o! or the whole thing will turn into "you are only aplogising becasue you want to have your way with me" . . . . cos if that happens then your trouble has graduated from one to two and nairalanders who can help you have all moved onto another thread lipsrsealed grin

. . . .If I were you sha, I wouldnt even touch her, let her make the first move. That way you know she is doing it becsuse she def wants to and not becasue you are presurissing her.
grin Ok ma'am I will update y'all. But currently our conversation is picking up to normal, kinda smiley
FamilyRe: Please Help Me Save My Relationship by corazoni(op): 8:15am On Feb 18, 2013
chaircover: You are the one sounding like an idiottt now grin Hot sex ko cold kiss ni

You havent got out of one problem, you are now looking for another one!
Lol it's ok sweetheart haha! I just know the right button to press. I hope the button remains the same by the time I get there lol. I miss that girl ahhhhhhh cheesy
FamilyRe: Please Help Me Save My Relationship by corazoni(op): 7:55am On Feb 18, 2013
bettymafy: Lol@ hot sex. In your dreams abi. Person never forgive u, u dey talk of hot sex. Pray she doesn't cut off ur d.ick while u are at it. tongue
Lol. . Trust me we gonna do it lol. We didn't breakup you know?
RomanceRe: Buy Me A Red Dress And I Will Be Your Guest On Vals Day - It Was A Scam! by corazoni: 7:12am On Feb 18, 2013
Playgal: @Life Style, u re so mean. So u just want to get between her legs for just about N10,000? If is ur sister will u advise ha to Do it?
Must u jump in bed wif ha because is vals day? Is she ur Galfriendhuh What if she has HIV, will u sleep wif herhuhhuh?
Arrant Nonsense.
Serves u Right.
Mr.Scammer.......
I don't know if you are recovering or still on medications but seriously you dey craze.
RomanceRe: Girlfriend Stealing; Is It Allowed? by corazoni: 7:09am On Feb 18, 2013
Smh
FamilyRe: Please Help Me Save My Relationship by corazoni(op): 7:05am On Feb 18, 2013
andromida: Think its time you stopped begging. It is infact a turn off at this point.
smiley begging period is over honey! I will go see her, go on a romantic dinner at one of her fav restaurant then have a hot sssex with her. After that we gonna know what's up.
RomanceRe: Help With This Please, Nairalanders. by corazoni:
Ewww. Go queeze some into sipping cup, bring it in for testing.
Christianity EtcRe: The Word For Today: A Daily Devotional by corazoni: 12:12am On Feb 18, 2013
pekelepekele: If you are a christian why is your username Nathief
Hahahaha
FamilyRe: Please Help Me Save My Relationship by corazoni(op): 11:51pm On Feb 17, 2013
Genius100: Ol boy, shine your eyes. Her behavior is not because you called her an i-diot. There is wayyy more to her behavior than that. I'm pretty sure she is not ready to settle down with you. Perhaps she wants to see what else is out there or she already is getting serviced by someone else. Someone whose priority is going to the Brazil carnival is not wife material yet. Believe me, you are 100% setting yourself up for a heartbreak if you marry this woman.

Read between the lines. I will advise you to considerably reduce the amount of times you call her. Is she even calling you abi you are the one doing all the calling. Guy, if she does not shape up, you better start the process of finding someone else... I'm rarely wrong about these things.
Thanks bro. I appreciate it
FamilyRe: Please Help Me Save My Relationship by corazoni(op): 11:50pm On Feb 17, 2013
jidegirl12: ^^^ that's why you're Genius right? cheesy : grin cheesy
Lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: Homeless Man Has Been Living In A Grave For The Last 15 Years by corazoni: 9:09pm On Feb 17, 2013
executinal: Madness to the highest order grin grin grin grin
No dude it's not madness. It's sad
Christianity EtcRe: Pictures & Characteristics Of The Dead Sea by corazoni: 9:01pm On Feb 17, 2013
hafsatbaby: Allahu Akbar ##Allah is Great,The creator of the heaven and earth..
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The creator of al qaeda, the superior of bomb, initiator of murdering innocent people is sure great as hell. Btw isn't "Allahu Akbar" that shiit y'all always shout when you're about to blow something up?
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan 'Died' For 7 Days In German Hospital by corazoni: 8:47pm On Feb 17, 2013
Patience Jonathan "Died" for seven days. WTF please op or mods get education pls
Music/RadioRe: Pictures From Banky W's Concert by corazoni: 6:51pm On Feb 17, 2013
The first beautiful event photos of Nigeria celebs I've seen on the Internet. Beautiful ladies, they all dressed good and classy except one on the top I don't know her name.

All those fine chicks with fine skin bleached or just natural.
RomanceRe: My Fiance Poured Hot Stew On Me – Woman by corazoni: 9:36am On Feb 17, 2013
Reading that whole post? Ain't nobody got time for that
RomanceRe: Buy Me A Red Dress And I Will Be Your Guest On Vals Day - It Was A Scam! by corazoni: 8:38am On Feb 17, 2013
[quote author=life_style]We could play indoor games... Did I hear you say smart African sister trying to survive ?

In my detriment ?[/quote]If I were you I wouldn't ignore her calls until I get laid. You be alright. .
CelebritiesRe: Femi Fani-Kayode Blames Pistorious' Girlfriend by corazoni: 8:17am On Feb 17, 2013
Shot once mistake how about 3? I didn't like him during the Olympic anyway.
FashionRe: Guys, Can You Wear This On Your Wedding Day? by corazoni: 8:13am On Feb 17, 2013
Both of them look like stuupid
RomanceRe: When A Guy Says He's Not Ready...? by corazoni: 7:53am On Feb 17, 2013
luvmijeje: Ehnnn what kind of game is that? Abeg tell ur friend to sit him down and ask him the following questions.
1.Where is this relationship heading to?
2.Does he still have feeling for his ex?
3.What does he feel about her?
Are you fuuccking serious? Where a few months friendship not even relationship is heading to? Desperation. That's what happen when y'all open legs for dudes on first date. When you think you're love after a hot round of seex.
RomanceRe: Buy Me A Red Dress And I Will Be Your Guest On Vals Day - It Was A Scam! by corazoni: 1:26am On Feb 17, 2013
candygosh: Am suggesting you brace up urself for whatever happens cos btw me n u, truth be told u would av loved for sometn to happen. Cos imo if u would have loved to have her around. You should have suggested her coming with friends so the day won't be gone just like that.at least that would give her much confidence that she's safe n u re a gentleman

Well for now, no investments on her so that u av notn to lose when she runs away.
Also she has been tryn to call u which shows there's a degree of interest!
Just make sure u av notn to lose. Cos u sounded pathetic after buying her d dress n shoe.
I owe you a red dress and
some nice shoes. No there's gonna be no seex! I love your comment.

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