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LIQUID SOAP PRODUCTION

CHEMICAL: Chemicals should be applied according to following order:
1. Natrosol
2. Colour- water soluble.
3. Formalin (Serves as preservative)
4. Caustic soda: ( also called sodium hydroxide. It removes dirt from clothes or an object.
5. Soda Ash- otherwise called sodium carbonate. It is a building or thickening agent.
6. Sulphonic acid-It is a foaming agent.

CHEMICAL MIXTURE
1. Soak half unit of Natrosol in 5o units of water and stair together.
2. Dissolves 1 unit of caustic soda in 4 units of water & leave it for 24 hours.
3. Dissolve 1 unit of soda ash in 4 units of water & leave it for 24 hours.
4. Water soluble colour should be mixed with little water and stair properly.

SOAP FORMULATION PROCESS.
Add dissolved colour to taste to the soaked ½ unit of Natrosol.
Add formalin to a little water and pour it in mixed Natrosol.
Add 2 units each of the dissolve caustic soda & soda Ash and stair together.
Mix separate 3 units of Sulphonic acid with 3 units of water, add and stair.
Add perfume to taste and stair.
Note: if it is too thick after the production process is completed, you can add more water.

PointZerom:
I leave you to your conscience.

Suffering and smiling is your trade mark. Your tribal sentiment is major Nigeria problem.

This is how you know people with conscience..

APC STALWART AND BUHARI MINISTER OGBONNAYA ONU DUMPS TINUBU...

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Press Statement-

An Endorsement: Obi Is A Democratic Revolution Whose Time Has Come!

I make the following statement with every sense of patriotism:

1/1. I am joining the Nigerian masses to endorse Mr. Peter Obi of the Labour Party as the next president of Nigeria. Though I remain a member of All Progressives Congress (APC), I must not support its presidential candidate in the 2023 elections, Mr. Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
1/2. The decision to endorse the candidate of an opposition party did not come easy. But there comes a time to say: enough is enough.
2/1. A puzzling preface is that neither fellow party members nor ordinary Nigerians can claim to know who Ahmed Tinubu truly is.
2/2. Everything about the man is shady-from his name, state of origin, schools attended, certificates received, record in America to his true source of income, let alone any true intention of seeking presidency, apart from an arrogant claim that it is his turn to rule Nigeria.
3/1. Besides the shady background, series of events also show that Tinubu does not have any good sense of equity, justice, fairness, and patriotism—virtues he claims to promote.
3/2. The truth is that Bola Ahmed Tinubu is even more insensitive about the Nigerian state and her problems than President Muhammadu Buhari.
3/3. Further, it is a common knowledge that the APC National Leader no longer possesses the physical fitness to explore the Nigerian presidency, but it has equally become very apparent that he no longer has the mental capacity.
4. Very essentially, if the truth is told, no conscious and well-meaning Nigerian would wish an extension of the current national government under APC which Tinubu roundly endorses.
5. The party had far better and younger candidates to fly its presidential ticket but chose to settle for the highest bidder in the ageless Tinubu.
6. Even as a candidate, Tinubu’s do-or

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Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next-door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information about credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed about your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they found an antique oil lamp.

They rubbed it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She was gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.'
Puff! He was gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients..'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.

The dung was thawing out!

It lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the birds singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug it out and ate it.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.

(3 ) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!

THAT ENDS THE FIVE-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
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