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And the crew be like....is she gon say YES....

Let's hope she does say YES

If I hear say I donate

Arial view of the biggest shopping mall at night

Aminu Sharafa street, close to the Emir's palace

When you finally get married to her and start your mini baby factory

When she introduces you to her siblings and friends as the boo of her life

When she tells you that you mean the world to her

After two or three dates and she exhibits comfort around you

When she just said yes and its your first night together

Klare:
Sorry

Ikwane weed at work

We should keep reporting these foolz as this guy had been doing for a while now...

This is getting too much abeg

Arrangee resurrection

Let nothing be hidden brethren...



See the fowl nyash....

[size=15pt]NFF should release the date they intend to pay his family the money they owe him. Unless, they'll be kicked around like football on wembley stadium in the numerous nightmares that are lined up for them. [/size]

My own caption below

Fashola: My President, I hear say EFCC don freeze Fayose's account. Nice one bubu

Buhari: That one? Magu yaff grab his blockos fa. See, like this.

Osinbajo: He go die there niyen - Oni ponmo....hehehehe

googlepikins:
[size=20pt]Ministry of finance is too big for kemi. She can't handle it. Nigeria need very intelligent person to handle that position. Not some amateurs gambling with our lives.[/size]

Corrupt Mumu like you.....

Y'all be protesting so as to get approval to keep reaping where you did not sow. Claiming questionable allowances all at the expense of a nation on the brink.

No wonder these celebs wear shades.

See his tiny eyes - like that of a bad insect.

floragregs:
Iyanya with hands like dinosaur fore limbs.

you killed it

See the short thing - his head is even longer than his arms

[size=15pt]NFF should pay them the money they are owing their father. How can you owe a dead man salary and expect to sleep well at night. [/size]

Pamelayoung:
And where's the ocean view? I didn't see any.

The last pic na

At a point in our lives, we must have been a victim of either police harassment or airport immigration officer's harassment. A couple of days back, a guy was sharing his ordeal on how the black men of the Nigerian Police Force arrested him for a funny crime "BUYING COW MEAT AT 7PM". I read from someone else how he was picked up right in front of his house and accused for "ILLEGAL STANDING".

As regards the airport immigration guys, for those that are yet to travel out of the country - there is a trend with these guys. Once they realize you are holding a virgin passport, you must part with some money - at least 50USD (they accept any currency tho). The painful thing is that, these things will continue to happen because they always believe you are at their mercy. The challenging part is, when you decide to take this up legally, their colleagues corroborate whatever story they cook up against you as long as you have no solid evidence.

You would wish you could make a recording of your encounter with them and get a good lawyer who can sue them and make them pay damages of up to 10 million naira. The truth is, you actually can - it is high time we started making ourselves millionaires from the indiscipline exhibited by these govt touts. I was discussing with a friend from Florida and she made me realize a couple of American citizens have actually been able to make the govt pay for the ill-mannerism of dirty cops all by using a spy glass.

The technology is still very new around this part of the world, and as these touts would break your phone or recording equipment should they get the idea that you are up to something that might put them in trouble - A spyglass is just the perfect husband for these nasty wives of ours.

Below are some pictures and I also found the product listed on Jumia for about 7k or thereabout.

It is really fashionable and no one would suspect a thing as the camera lens is very very tiny. Records up to 5hrs at a go with a resolution of 1920 x 1080P and an expandable memory stick of 32GB.

With this, we would pray to be harassed by these miscreants because it could go a long way in putting them in shape and also putting our bank accounts out of shape with the help of a very good LAWYER.

Hope this helps...

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Smartanthony:
death why are u so rough,RIP,Samloco!,we still remember u sir!

It's Orlando Owoh, not Sam Loco

So sad it escaped my mind when it did - but happy belated Father's day.

God bless you much - Keep jamming my best for them up there "Iyawo Olele"

He said I would grow old someday to get the message. Now its always on replay. #LEGEND

[size=20pt]Omo ale oniro jati-jati[/size]

Earlier today, the Oni of Ife and his Olori performed a mini ritual very close to the telephony giant's office in USA; AT & T.

A few hours after they were spotted, customers of the firm trooped their official phone lines with complaints of network downtime. According to the Head of Media and Publicity for AT&T; its been a long time the firm has experienced such and speculations are surrounding the appearance of the Oni of Ife and his entourage in connection to the event that occurred at the firm.

The Media boss was quoted saying "We believe Africans have a very strong heritage that cuts across boundaries that can not be logically understood, but we are open to dialogue with the royalty as regards what could have been. We promise to investigate this very soon and get the issues resolved in real time.'

Baba don yan dem the koko..

"The continuation of this strike won't bring any money"



And dem no pluck hin front teeth

Yesterday, multiple sources revealed that singer, Skales and his manager, Osagie Osarenkhoe are in police detention after being invited to clarify allegations of fraud levelled against them by their record label, Baseline Music.

While the whole messy drama continues, it has been revealed that Skales contract with Baseline Records states that the label will receive 70 percent of his earnings! In other words, Skales was to get 30% of his earning AFTER deduction of costs!

An unconfirmed report also states that he can only leave the label if he pays them the sum of £10,000,000!

jazinogold:
He is a small Doctor, he will treat himself!

Baba why na