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ever811:
I hate temptations.. where is my Vaseline..

U mean Chinese balm?

MadCow1:
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Wishing them bliss but........................







I know I am going to be called a horrible person and all worth not, but I will never sanction a marriage like this for my daughter. And if she does go ahead to marry the guy, she does not have my blessing.

Who your blessing don epp

E change price of tomato? I see you dawta getting married to a Tyron Lannister

The information minister just revealed during an interview with Channels TV that the FG has earmarked 500billion naira to revive the dwindling supply of tomato across the nation.

As many would agree that this is a problem that could be attributed to seasonal variation, the minister has come out once again to claim that heavy funds need to be put to some coffers before things can stabilise in this regard.

The minister has been quoted saying 'very soon, Nigerians will have more than enough tomato to enjoy their regular delicacies. All we need is more time, the past administration has done so many damages to this country and we promise to fix this very soon'.

The head of that guy in orange tho.....

Reminds me of an old song:

'Ori rere lori mi o - (chorus) - Ori rere'

As weird as this may look, it is not what it seems. This is a snail which happens to be a native of the South American forest. Tilt your phone to get the correct image.

What do you think about it?

Naughtysite:
You no dey chaw bush meat ?

Is manatee a bush meat to you? Youngman - please define bush meat.

Was looking through the thread involving the massacre of a SEAL and stumbled on few reasonable comments. What the dude said below is something you should engage your thinking cap on. It's really disheartening to see the rate at which your mods promote mediocrity on the front page with no attempt to educate the misguided ones.

I personally wouldn't say you should thrash threads like this cos it's a buzz that would generate traffic to your platform - you need it cos your ad slots have been coming up empty of late. But at least, let there be a bold note of enlightenment by one of your moderators immediately after posts on every topic that could be an opportunity to educate the gullible ones. And don't say you guys wouldn't want to alter contents created by visitors cos several times, your mods have been seen editing headlines to make it appealing to the front page.

Thank you and God bless your forum.

Comment below was from IdomaLikita

https://www.nairaland.com/3114460/manatee-caught-fishermen-obuamu-river

Dear Seun/Moderators,
What is more sickening than seeing mediocrity and illiteracy celebrated? You have done well to silence topics involving Secessation, IPOB, Betting, etc citing questionable reasons..whatever, it's your blog, but I ask you to extend the same rules to Animal Stories.. there's absolutely no justification for grazing nigeria's largest blog with the gory pictures of a dismembered endangered Marine animal where countries showcase Rescues of Beached Whales. Una no dey go Reddit? Can you go there and post any rubbish? They down vote you immediately..we are perceived as Savages already, don't reinforce that fact when serious black men are working day and night to kill the stereotype. You owe it as a duty to educate people..its called new media for a reason!
Bollocks to GEJ-he was a Zoologist and never for one day use this qualification to improve animal rights in Nigeria.
Bollocks to the Ministry of environment , Bullocks to all Veterinary Professionals, Animal Scientists and Wildlife lovers in Nigeria for allowing fools kill snakes and not go to jail( herpetologists earn big money., don't put them out of work)
Bollocks to all social media sites that glorify criminals (a man is airlifting 90 rhinos from S.A to Oz this year to prevent their extinction, and we are still killing Dwarf Alligators for meat)

Fools will kill all their animals while the white man mesmerises him on National Geographic with what he should ordinary know in a Biology Class..

Finally, God Punish Nigerian Politicians for sins committed or uncommitted!

This must b lalalastica....see hin cheeks.

Happy mothers day...Lol

Waray OP

U wan dey form girl.....#EFCC coman see o. This one neva ripe finish.

Abalado:
who are yu to challanged God,ure a beast

[size=25pt]Hey Chris Talker...be talking - to get kidnapped dey hungry you abi. Okay...noted[/size]

[size=25pt]Ehen....you are giving testimony - na because we no beat that your mouth. Don't worry - We will kidnap you again[/size]

holajeedayy:
Did u pay on nairaland for this advert

Hey Mr Nairaland Tax Collector....is it a crime to share a post from another site?

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In the past month alone, there were over 600 vacancies that you did not know about because they were unadvertised. So, it’s really worth it to get information about these opportunities first before it becomes a national affair.

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SOURCE - http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/05/do-you-need-agood-job-check-this-out.html
THOUGHT - INNOVATIVE

[size=40pt]OLORIBURUKU JOBBERMAN[/size]

Oloriburuku Minister....

Always mocking Nigerians with distasteful jokes about silly employment opportunities..

I'm sure after saying that....he went to a corner of his office to do this

Werey jati jati

Oba wey turn graphic designer sinx job no dey for palace... the rate of unemployment is truly high....

Nigeria on the brink...

Overjoyed:
Does this job have anything to do with GNLD?

Kikikikikikikikiki

Na dem ooo

Oloriburuku OP

uc4uandc:
Does anyone have an idea of how much an insurance company can pay fresh graduate

45k.....aiico....leadway....IGI.....et al

Sorry bro...jes d harsh reality.

Kunu don too plenty for der system......na y

K

What a shame....the science and technology minister just said on Live TV that the nation will begin producing it's own pencils by 2018.

#EndTimeCountry

This is interesting....see ow pipu carry petrol and lighter ontop this jobberman abi na joblessman pipu...lol

[size=25pt]why he no go hate u when u dey always run comot before offering[/size]

Your english sef is enough to kill him....

Js

Ab0ki OP...

Don't worry....airtel will still rock you.

Jk