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IlovePMB:I need to see your medical certificate of mental fitness because you don't sound mentally stable. |
They are posting it nah. You no dey see am? Dem dey post nothing because he achieved nothing. |
SaintBeehot:This is the type of statements that made your father to die young, you ate threading his path, it will lead you to destruction. |
PaJamesN:Yes, cowards that used over three million of your fathers, uncles and brothers for pepper soup and suya and used your mothers, sisters and aunties as sex slaves for over three years. Don't let your parents see this nonsense you posted here, it will bring bad memories. |
MinorityOpinion:These are not incitive statements, the are love songs. If they are truly incited, let them pick up arms against the Federal Republic again as they did in the past so that we can settle this once and for all. Let's replay the 1967 and 1970 Xmas party. |
Their nightmare, the Jagaban Borgu.
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Baawaa:The Jagaban has retired all the fools. |
You have heard, there is only one C in C, his name his Major General Muhammadu Buhari. Any other miscreants saying nonsense should watch his mouth before we lock him up like El-Zakzay and give the key of his prison to Oba Rilwan 2Pac Akinolu to throw into Lagos Lagoon. If not for Baba Kekere, our Starboy Yemi Osinbajo (SAN) that opened prison gate for Nnamdi Kanu when Sai Baba was away, the useless albino would still be in prison being serially rapid by condemned criminals |
Yes, very right. Only an experienced deceit will know. To Chief Adebanjo and his fellow Afenifere chieftains, this looks like the same way Afenifere, Ohanaeze, JNI even the so called CAN and other miscreants deceived Goatluck Jonaddaft and collected billions from the ineffectual buffoon. One thing is sure, Tinubu has never lost in any form since our return to democracy. Even when Afenifere, Obasanjo, Atikuchukwu, Ohanaeze, IPOB and other miscreants colluded together against the Jagaban Borgu, the Jagaban still humiliated them all.
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mystery22:Nigeria is not cursed, only you and your tribe are cursed. |
Yobabad:He never claimed to be, but several people have been saying he is. Who are you to say he is not? |
IamGoke:Elect/Elect Engrs definitely can fixed Server hardware problems, but maintaining IBM Servers running AIX, Red Hat Linus, Storage O.S. NAS and SAN Storages, e.t.c. is more than just electronics knowledge. |
ojun50:So, Bello infected him with COVID-19? But wait oooo, I think I get you now, Bello said there is no COVID-19 in Kogi nah |
Volkswagen90:Nigeria used Tokunbo or imported Tokunbo? |
Kriss216:My brother, you are very correct ooo. Make the robot no say that Buhari is Pablo Escobar ![]() But if we because of this refuse to use technology, when shall we develop? |
Buhari don bring robot ooo. If it were Goatluck Jonaddaft's government, the money for this would have been in imPatience Jonathan's accounts. But I know that the people in charge of this would have stolen a lot, forgetting that not a single kobo was buried with the other idiot Mr Constituted Authority.
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shadeyinka: My brother, who am I to argue with you? |
TheRealProphet:Dating a broke Igbo man is worse. He will use you to traffic drugs and for prostitution. |
GoodBoi1:My brother, local Nurses in Ajegunle, Ajangbadi, Ijora-Badia, Okokomaiko, Bariga, e.t.c. also do surgical operations. Same thing professors of Medicine do, but when yawa gas, na then you go know say khaki no be leather. |
Very interesting topic. I have a Masters degree in Computer Science. I also have Oracle and Microsoft DB Certifications. I was working in one particular bank like that. I was in Database department. I had a senior in DB dept. then. He studied Mechanical Engr. but became a Database Admin. On one occasion when the system was very slow, the Database response was sluggish. Users across our about 500 branches were complaining bitterly. Then, I told my Senior DB Officer to let us increase the Memory of our IBM Server which housed the Database as a temporary measure while we investigate further. Funnily, he did not know what that will do. He did not know what increasing the Memory of the IBM Server will do to the problem at hand. This is because he does not have knowledge of basic computer architecture. He did not know that Memory capacity, Processor speed and some other factors determine the performance of the Server and the softwares running on the Server. On some occasions when our Oracle Databse behaves crazily, then our Head of IT comes screaming, I just tell him the problem is from the hardware which is the IBM Server, that it is the Server that is behaving crazy. The Head of IT will run to Server dept and harras the guys there. The guys in our Server dept all studied Elect/Elect Engr. So, they too do not have a proper understanding of computer architecture. You cannot say that they are not qualified because banks employ the very best hands into specialized departments. So, when I send the Head of IT on an errand to Server dept, I and my Senior DB Officer will have time to investigate the problem at hand and solve it. It got to a time, the Head of IT merged Database dept and Server dept because I was always pushing crazy problems to Server dept which the Servers guys will not understand. So, it became Databse and Server dept. So, we were brought to the same room, five of us then. So, any problem, we solve it together, no pushing of problems to other depts. I started learning about Server Administration while the Server guys too started learning Database so that we could stand in for each other. Programmers in Software dept too who were formerly pushing their problems to Server Dept whenever their Software was running slowly could not do that again because I would sit down with them, analyse the problem and tell them why it is their Software that is sluggish and needs to be optimised and not the Server. I have some other funny and crazy experiences in other bank and a telecoms company, but they are very specific and the people involve may be reading this, so I will just continue remembering them and laughing at professional gate crashers who jump into professions and start boasting. In summary, the self-taught programmers that think they know all about computing and that studying Computer Science is waste of time, they are still working on small projects, when they handle big projects, then they will know that Alli Baba is not at the same level with Funny Bone. |
PrecisionFx:No, he is a Flattino |
JAMO84:If you don't know, just ask. Herr are few of PDP COVID-16 projects
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DLuciano:I guess you did not read this part " I congratulate him for his equanimity and loyalty to the party and our President in accepting the dissolution of the NWC". Buhari accepted the dissolution of the NWC, tell me, who recommended the dissolution? The Jagaban Borgu of course. |
aminulive:When I said Tinubu dissolved the NWC, some miscreants were spewing nonsense. Now, you have heard it from his mouth the President accepted the dissolution of the NWC. So, who recommended the dissolution when it was not discussed at the emergy meeting? Who else if not the Jagaban? |
justiniyke29:Old man, I greet you oooo. You still remember VW Santana? I throway salute sir. |
RTSC:The teachers that taught you arithmetic and mathematics should all be shot at the village square. So 3 out of 4 is 95%! No wonder you are hawking in Lagos holdups |
BlowYourMind:It will never happen |
sageb:Yes, APC is a party of looters, for example, James Onanefe Ibori who holds the singular award of the only Nigerian ex-governor to be jailed in UK for looting and money laundering.
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No way. Igbos will never be bold enough to face Yorubas in national election. I think it is low self esteem. Instead, Igbos will hide behind Hausa/Fulanis to fight Yorubas. Nnamdi Azikiwe colluded with Tarawa Balewa and Ahmadu Bello in order to fight Awolowo. Alex Ekwueme with his PhD accepted to be VP to Sheu Shagari an TC-II certificate holder because Igbos couldn't face Awolowo in a national election. Sylvester Ugor the Yahoo Yahoo Central Bank of Biafra governor in 1967 begged to be VP to Bashir Tofa in 1993 who is a glorified Almajari just because Igbos couldn't face MKO Abiola in a national election. MKO Abiola defeated Bashir Tofa in Tofa's Ward, LG and State. At the end of the day, another Igbo man now a vegetable Arthur Nzeribe colluded with the self styled evil genius IBB also now a vegetable to annul the freest election in the history of the country. Even when the Lord of the Igbos Emeka Odumegwu Ojukwu contested against the Yoruba prodigal son Olusegun Obasanjo, Igbos voted for Obasanjo because Obasanjo was the candidate of the Hausa/Fulanis such that Obasanjo defeated Ojukwu in all the eleven SS and SE states. What a people! So a Yoruba Versus Igbo national election will never happen because Igbos will never be courageous enough to face their nightmare, the Yorubas. |
Atiku:No, na Nnamdi Kanu and Ojukwu catch am |
NOC1:Yes, the hacker of the non existing INEC Server. Chaii, so Hushpuppi also defrauded Atikuchukwu. There is Goduu oooo |
MightySparrow:Children of hate and anger.. |
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