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CrimeRe: Oluwapelumi Orungbe Last Tweets Before Death By Suicide by cosmatika(m): 5:30pm On Jul 27, 2018
ohluwagbemigaju:
Learn how to shush your mouth if you are clueless about any incident reported. Not you saying all this rubbish about a girl who has always put a smile on her colleague's face.
Fear the angry spirit
U re d one very clueless here. That someone makes other ppl happy doesn't mean dey demselves are happy. The CNN correspondent who committed suicide last tym also makes ppl happy but no one knew he was suffering depression. Dede One day used to say that his jokes cures Hypertension, but he died of hypertensive crises. I'm a Dr
CrimeRe: Oluwapelumi Orungbe Last Tweets Before Death By Suicide by cosmatika(m): 12:34pm On Jul 27, 2018
Why dat moniker? "A man". I guess she has excess testosterone, that explains her flat chest. because of that, she'll probably have hairs around her nipple and her clit will be big like d*ck(clitoromegally). And because of this problems, any guy that sees those gets turned off. So this must have driven her into depression, which led her to commit suicide. cry
It's quite unfortunate sha.
PoliticsRe: 'APC Lawmakers Being Tempted With Cash To Defect' - Gbajabiamila by cosmatika(m): 11:17am On Jul 27, 2018
Will u shattap? Tell us how u got the money to buy ur wife the G wagon u gave her 2mnths ago
CrimeRe: Phone Thieves Made To Swim In A Gutter After Being Caught In Lagos by cosmatika(m): 11:15am On Jul 27, 2018
If I be dat guy, I go use dat opportunity perfect my swimming skills, den represent Zoogeria in Olympics next 2yrs
EducationRe: Kuranga Aishat, Unilorin Student Missing (Photo) by cosmatika(m): 8:45pm On Jul 26, 2018
Why always young ladies missing? This alone should prove the fact that gals like s*x more than guys. A gal can travel 100s of KMs just to collect d*ck. Wat now annoys me is that about 70% of them frown while leaving a guy's house cos no matter the amt u give dem, dey re not happy, dey always want more cheesy
TravelRe: 75 Stranded World Cup Fans Escape In Russia by cosmatika(m): 12:47pm On Jul 26, 2018
blackaxe78:
What a prayer.

You go mop floor sotey floor go mop you.
So dats wat ur uncle does in d UK? Sorry to burst ur bubble, I've passed my PLAB one exam, I'm going there to practise as a certified medical doctor. tongue
TravelRe: 75 Stranded World Cup Fans Escape In Russia by cosmatika(m): 12:43pm On Jul 26, 2018
Lomprico2:
Yeye! U want others to fight ur war for u abi? cowardBuhariard
You dont need to fight any war for Nigeria to split under Buhari
SportsRe: Ahmed Musa’s Goal Ranked 8th Best At World Cup by cosmatika(m): 12:39pm On Jul 26, 2018
It's of no use sha.

TravelRe: 75 Stranded World Cup Fans Escape In Russia by cosmatika(m): 12:31pm On Jul 26, 2018
Why wont they abscond wen we wey dey naija ey find visa to run comot? My prayer is to have UK visa before 2019 election, after voting for Buhari, I'll enter plane the nxt day. By d tym I'm coming back, I'll be coming bk to federal republic of Biafra tongue cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Survives Ghastly Accident, Climbs On His Damaged Vehicle To Take Pictures. by cosmatika(m):
Imagine the worn out spare tyre he was driving

PoliticsRe: 2019: Shagari Declares Bid For Sokoto Governorship by cosmatika(m):
I stand with BMCs, the goodnews emanating from PDP since yesterday can give a lot of them heart attack. Please on behalf of patriotic Nigerians, Ngene and others should take heart embarassed
PoliticsRe: Samuel Ortom Defects From APC To PDP by cosmatika(m): 2:34pm On Jul 25, 2018
This a very hard time to be an APC fan(supporter). I realy pity them. since ystday dey have all turned to wailers, WAILING ZOMBIES. U ll nva see ppl like Sarrki, Ngene d she-male, rotten BBQ, Manibikir, yarimo, buhariguy and other zomBs in a thread like this. tongue cool
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Harassed At Abuja Airport For Filming (Video) by cosmatika(m): 2:28pm On Jul 25, 2018
Where is that BBQ seller? Come and contribute on this
PoliticsRe: There Is No Evil Spirit Inside Aso Rock Villa - Femi Adesina by cosmatika(m): 2:21pm On Jul 25, 2018
Which evil spirit will see Buhari and still enter Aso rock? The MF is doing worse than any evil spirit, even the devil go dey pity Nigerians under this regime angry angry
CrimeRe: Houseboy Steals His Boss' N10 Million Toyota Prado, Sells it for N50k (Photo) by cosmatika(m): 1:34pm On Jul 25, 2018
Mayowa Ogunmola the cone headed Afonja? He dey Iya Mulikat place dey chop ewedu and gbegiri grin
CrimeRe: Allah Will Punish Me Severely - Minna Herdsman Who Plotted Attack On Master by cosmatika(m): 1:28pm On Jul 25, 2018
Finally the chickens are coming home to roost. The mad dog the Alhajis raised in the name of Fulani herdsmen & Almajiris have turned back to kill them. I wish Buhari wins in 2019 so that the hardship continues, Yoruba Muslims and Arewa won't know wen dey ll call for Zoogeria to be divided in peace cry
CrimeRe: Man Rapes His Daughter, Blames Wife For Not Being Around When He Wanted Sex(p by cosmatika(m): 1:25pm On Jul 25, 2018
These re d idiots that voted in Buhari. Dey should lock him up till after 2019 election, at least we'll be sure there's one less idiot to vote the dullard lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Groom And Bride Rock The Doggy Pose At Their Traditional Wedding (Photo) by cosmatika(m): 8:35am On Jul 25, 2018
If I'm d father in-law, that ends the marriage. U wan kill psn daughter with doggy huh
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Name Missing As Mass Exodus Hits APC by cosmatika(m): 10:06pm On Jul 24, 2018
ManirBK:
Only in Nigeria, will thieves be regrouping to LOOT again and youths whose future will be stolen will be celebrating it...
Cry me a river. But u were happy wen the defection was in favour of ur party in 2014? In Phyno's voice, "onwebedi ife ifuru"
SportsRe: OFFICIAL: Barcelona Sign Malcom From Bordeaux (Photos) by cosmatika(m): 8:46pm On Jul 24, 2018
That's not our biz.

PoliticsRe: Atiku Reacts To The Siege Laid On Saraki And Ekweremadu's Residences by cosmatika(m): 2:06pm On Jul 24, 2018
A leopard can nva change its spots. Once a dictator, always a dictator. Muhammadu Jubril is a terrorist. Wat were you expecting from someone that once truncated democracy
SportsRe: NFF Crisis: Buhari Has Saved Nigeria From Embarrassment, Says Pinnick by cosmatika(m): 10:29pm On Jul 23, 2018
Pinnick the only luck u have is that FIFA is involved. If not, buhari will bring one 70yr old man from Daura to replace u
PoliticsRe: Police Summon Saraki Over Murder Of 31 People In Kwara by cosmatika(m): 9:50pm On Jul 23, 2018
Ok
PoliticsRe: Fire Outbreak In Governor Aregbesola’s Office by cosmatika(m): 7:02pm On Jul 23, 2018
If the movie that has been happening under this APC govt is to be acted out by Hollywood, it'll be a blockbuster. My Yoruba moslem brothers over to u
PoliticsRe: Bibi Oweifa Kidnapped In Bayelsa Ahead Of Defection To APC Today. Photos by cosmatika(m): 6:45pm On Jul 21, 2018
I'm not surprised. Prostitutes & Kidnappers are good together. At his young age, he's a political prostitute already. By d tym he gets to Atiku's level, he would have had political Herpex infection grin
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Abandoned by Her Children In Delta As Pastor Tells Them She's A Witch by cosmatika(m): 6:39pm On Jul 21, 2018
The children re very wicked. Even Buhari that's a certified witch and killer, who even tried killing his children (Nigerian youths, by calling them lazy abroad) has not been abandoned by Nigerians. We've forgiven him to retire to Daura in 2019
CrimeRe: How Feared Gang Leader And His Commanders Were Killed In Imo. Graphic Photos by cosmatika(m): 7:34pm On Jul 20, 2018
I don't pity recognized armed robbers and kidnappers wen dey re killed, weda by firing squad or extra judicial killing, let them just goan meet devil
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi Leads Friday Prayer At Old Kent Mosque In London(photos) by cosmatika(m): 7:12pm On Jul 20, 2018
Nigerian Moslems have dotted foreheads while their foreign counterparts have bald occiput cheesy
PoliticsRe: Buhari Says Nigeria Is Ready To Assist Distressed African Countries by cosmatika(m):
Buhari is an international disgrace. Dats how he went to Ghana and said Nigeria (the father of corruption) will help them fight corruption
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Ahmadu Commassie Is Dead by cosmatika(m): 1:47pm On Jul 20, 2018
RIP to a product of quota system
Christianity EtcRe: Choristers Refuse To Attend Member's Burial Because He Owed Choir Dues by cosmatika(m): 9:11am On Jul 19, 2018
ShenTeh:
Just so you know you don't call the shots!

He didn't attend people's funerals. No one attended his funeral. I still don't get how that works.
Read my very first post again. The man I talked about attended a lot of funerals wen he was alive &because of that a lot of ppl attended his, even though he was from the lowest class in the society. The funny thing about it was dat while alive, he always went with an umbrella to d funerals in case of rain, or too much sun. Everyone that attended his came with an umbrella too. If at this point u fail to understand the message I'm passing, then let's leave it at that
Christianity EtcRe: Masked Ghanaian Pastor: I Lived With Satan For 17 Years & Killed 675 People by cosmatika(m): 10:59pm On Jul 18, 2018
WhoBeThisMan:
you would be surprised to know that Ghana is more developed in a lot of ways than Nigeria
I'm not talking about infrastructure, I'm talking about mental development. How would someone be showing money doubling voodoo on national TV?

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