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BusinessRe: Okomu Oil, Dangote Cement Shares Depreciate At NSE by cosmatika(m): 7:28am On Aug 04, 2018
It's expected, Ibeto cement is back in the market
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Imongan Waje's Personal Assistant: I Almost Lost My Life Working With You by cosmatika(m): 10:34pm On Aug 03, 2018
Amberon11:
Are women also the cause if your frustration in life?
No, dey re d cause of ur joblessness that has made u to be following me upandan on NL
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Imongan Waje's Personal Assistant: I Almost Lost My Life Working With You by cosmatika(m): 4:25pm On Aug 03, 2018
Women are thier own greatest problem. If na guy do d PA dis thing now, she'll claim he wanted to sleep with her but she refused. Awon Feminists cool
TravelRe: Ikeja Bus Terminal That Was Commissioned Has Not Been Completed. See Why (PHOTO) by cosmatika(m): 3:22pm On Aug 03, 2018
grin U ppl just want to disgrace Buahria and APC's fraud. It will not work. We the progressives and patriots believe anything APshit tells us grin grin
PoliticsRe: Adams Oshiomhole Lands In Benin Airport, Received By Supporters (Photos) by cosmatika(m):
Our politicians should be bothered with the rate of unemployment in our society, cos it's only jobless ppl dat will troop out to receive a politician just because he/she came home
PoliticsRe: Fela Durotoye Cautioning A ‘Big Man’ To Join The Queue At Abuja Airport (Video) by cosmatika(m): 4:10pm On Aug 02, 2018
Ok
PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo Drops The Mother Of All BOMBS by cosmatika(m): 3:49am On Aug 01, 2018
He is an ajantule
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters: No Pay Since May... We're Living Like Refugees', Say Soldiers by cosmatika(m): 3:45am On Aug 01, 2018
Ok
PoliticsRe: We Must Flush Out Buhari For A Secure, Prosperous Nigeria – Lamido by cosmatika(m): 3:44am On Aug 01, 2018
Ok
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo, Goodluck Jonathan In Close Door Meeting (photos) by cosmatika(m): 3:42am On Aug 01, 2018
Wat is Obj looking for in Otuoke? This has proved to me that GEJ is a true democrat. If I was him, I'd lock the old man alone in the parlour and spray sheltox
TravelRe: Breathtaking Bridge In Vietnam Looks Like Something From Lord Of The Rings(Pics) by cosmatika(m): 8:36pm On Jul 30, 2018
Lord of the Rings, my best movie of all times. Sometimes I felt like slapping Frodo for his blind trust on Smeagol, to the extent of asking Sam to turn back.
In Smeagol's voice "Smeagol hates nasty hobbitses, gollum gollum" cool
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo 'A Waste Of Money'- Napoli President Aurelio De Laurentiis by cosmatika(m): 8:33pm On Jul 30, 2018
U ppl should take it easy with the old man abeg. The weekly wage of CR7 will pay his 1st 11 at Napoli, so he feels that since only Ronaldo can't form a team, that it's waste. He's living in the past
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Court Stops Imo Lawmakers From Impeaching Deputy Gov by cosmatika(m): 5:01pm On Jul 30, 2018
teebaxy:
*Mai shayi has a PVC.
*Mai barrow has a PVC.
*Mai Debino has a PVC.
*Shoe shiner has a PVC.
*Sugar cane seller has a PVC.
*Bus Drivers/Conductors have PVC
*Motor park Agberos have PVC.

You (a student or a graduate with BSc or MSC holder) with all your education and exposure still don't have PVC.
The worst thing is that you even try to justify why you don't have one "my vote won't count".

For the sake of those who paid your school fees & fed you through school, please don't make all your education/exposure useless with statements like that.

If votes don't count, politicians won't bribe/pay people to vote them.

Go and get your PVC!!!

Pls rebroadcast to those who think they are wise to not have PVCs
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I dey tell u, nothing annoys me to hear an educated southerner make that comment, " Asif our votes count". These days if I meet a lady, one of the things I ask u is ur PVC, if u have none, I can't have anything to do with u cos dat shows u re a dullard lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Defection: God Has Removed Stones From Our Rice — Lai Mohammed by cosmatika(m): 2:53pm On Jul 30, 2018
Mr minister, don't rejoice yet. More "stones" will still be removed. By the tym the defections re over, we'll know which Syd is rice and which is stone.
Meanwhile;

"I encourage our members to remain faithful even in defeat. Every PDP defector will return with empty stomach.They will be treated badly by those they are running after now."

- Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GCFR), 30th April, 2015.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Benue Assembly Suspends 7 Members For 6 Months by cosmatika(m): 12:42pm On Jul 30, 2018
Good morning Ortom and Benue ppl. smiley
We d ppl of Biafra under the able leadership of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu are greeting u ppl grin
Extend our heartfelt pleasantries to Paul Unongo, David Mark, Yakubu Gowon and TY Danjuma cool
How is your one Nizooria today? cry
Hello from the Land of the rising sun cool
PoliticsRe: Why Kano Speaker Ata Was Removed by cosmatika(m): 12:35pm On Jul 30, 2018
He simply was removed because he has come back to his senses that they re in Chains and not Change as promised by APC.
Remember this;
"I encourage our members to remain faithful even in defeat. Every PDP defector will return with empty stomach.They will be treated badly by those they are running after now."

- Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GCFR), 30th April, 2015.
EducationRe: ABUAD Beats Covenant University; Ranks As Best Private University In Nigeria by cosmatika(m): 12:25pm On Jul 30, 2018
"I encourage our members to remain faithful even in defeat. Every PDP defector will return with empty stomach.They will be treated badly by those they are running after now."

- Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GCFR), 30th April, 2015.
PoliticsRe: Rally Against Senator Hama Misau by cosmatika(m): 10:49am On Jul 30, 2018
seunmsg:
Senator Misau is one of the few senators I admire in the current senate. He should have stayed with his advocacy for better policing and exposing corruption prevalent among police top hierarchy. He took side in a political battle that doesn't really concern him and he's going to lose his senate seat for that decision.
Will u kip kwayet?? So it's only APC ppl that ll win senatorial seats in 2019? Shove ur admiration up ya ass. U can't be in Ogun state and talk about Bauchi politics, u have no voting power there lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom: Government To Resuscitate Abandoned N5.8 Billion Ibom Science Park by cosmatika(m): 9:54am On Jul 30, 2018
This kin long post self, just to tell us how the project was abandoned, how it'll be revived and how it'll affect ppl positively. Dats a good one sha
CrimeRe: Dismissed US Soldier Nabbed In Owerri For Defrauding Visa Seekers by cosmatika(m):
I can't believe that guy is an American. That face I'm looking at is that of an Afon.. from Osun state grin
Make una no bash me abeg, my brain was paining me wen I typed it cool
SportsRe: Lewandowski Determined To Go To Real Madrid by cosmatika(m):
I have no blocks to develope this plot. Buyers re needed
RomanceRe: Our Culture Of Marital Pressure And Shaming People Isn't Good -twitter User by cosmatika(m): 11:01pm On Jul 29, 2018
AmazonTopaz:
Thank goodness you said you did not read the write up so let me not waste my time on that but to correct you that not every Nigerian lady has just sex to offer some of us have intelligence,vision,financial assistance etc to offer the right men.
It is only irresponsible men that would say Nigerian ladies only have sex to offer.
I said an average Nigerian lady, didn't u see that side?? huh
PoliticsRe: Army Recovers Arms Cache Near Otuoke In Bayelsa by cosmatika(m): 10:49pm On Jul 29, 2018
In Otuoke? Y not in GEJ's house nah? Propaganda military
If not that they caught the abokis that took dead cattle's to Rivers state 2wks ago, they wud have dumped it one place and claim that the local farmers killed their cattle. sad
RomanceRe: Our Culture Of Marital Pressure And Shaming People Isn't Good -twitter User by cosmatika(m): 10:40pm On Jul 29, 2018
I didn't bother reading the long tweet, but this is wat I have to say;
All an average Nigerian lady can offer to a man is just sex.
Just this night I logged into In Messenger, one lady chatted me up, after exchange of pleasantries, she asked me if I wanted hookup? I told her no. She asked me why I'm on the platform if I don't want hookups, I told her I just wanted to make friends, that I'm not interested in sex as I have more productive things to do with my life. She started insulting me that I must be very stingy, that I'm looking for oshofree. I was just imagining, shey na person go marry dis one tomorrow?
CrimeRe: Married Nigerian Man Robbed In Kenyan Hotel While Visiting His Lover. Photos by cosmatika(m): 10:33pm On Jul 29, 2018
Aboki will always be aboki. So after living in Dublin, he didn't see white neat chics to fvck, he had to enter plane to Mobasa to eat a smelly kpekus. He deserves wat he got kiss
EducationRe: Deplorable State Of A School In Enugu Despite Allocation Of N30M For Classrooms by cosmatika(m): 2:55pm On Jul 29, 2018
Yeebos too like money :oo

Lemme talk like afonja Moslem (AfonMos).
©Remember I gave dem dat name first on NL
PoliticsRe: Stop Your Campaigns For My Re-election For Now, Buhari Tells Supporters by cosmatika(m): 1:08pm On Jul 28, 2018
Ngene d She-male and dat Yoruba mo.. called Milan abi Barca guy will not hear. They re marketing rotten meat cry
CrimeRe: Meet Mariam Abiola, 20-Year-Old Female Cultist Confesses (Photos) by cosmatika(m): 1:03pm On Jul 28, 2018
Sodiq
Fear that name, na Afon.. Mos....
If u complete am, u don chop ban for NL be dat o cheesy grin
TravelRe: See Moment A Woman Was Dragged By A Moving Train After Her Sari Got Stuck by cosmatika(m): 10:56am On Jul 28, 2018
Wear plain clothes, they'll say no. See wetin sari for cause am. Indians be forming holy holy in movies, common to kiss they won't, but there men will be disturbing black women on FB begging for nudes grin
CrimeRe: Oluwapelumi Orungbe Last Tweets Before Death By Suicide by cosmatika(m): 5:55pm On Jul 27, 2018
zolacoded:
Shuuu.......!!! Mr. sabi ur presence is needed in our station. Anything u say or do will be used against u in d court of law.


Yen yen yen yen!!! tongue
I dey duty so, and my patients re happy grin

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