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675 people in 17yrs? U never do anything nah. Ask Femi Adesina to press calculator for u, u ll know wat Buhari has killed in just 3yrs.

Meanwhile, if you watch Ghanian stations, you'll know that Nigeria is to Ghana what England is to Nigeria. Those guys re backward with enough rubbish

ShenTeh:
No problem. Provided I fulfill purpose and my days before time's up.

However, you now see how your earlier post reeks of 'wisdom'?

Interesting.

U re d one that has failed to see the wisdom in my earlier post. Igbo ppl say "onye na ejere mmadu ka ana ejere" meaning that it's he who attends ppls occasions that people will attend his own. Whether marriage or death, if u re always present when ppl need u, during ur own tym, ppl will attend urs. Now don't quote me again

Ayoswit:
I understand their reasons for demanding payment or deposit before treating a patient but if I was the one, I would treat the patient regardless of the fact that money wasn't paid because I can't watch a patient die when I can be able to treat him, it's hard though but saving a life is worth it.

If u were a Dr u won't be saying this. Most of us came into medicine with this same heart u feel u have, but by the tym patients deal with you, u ll man up by force. If u guys see a Dr dats not living up to the societal status, u ll still label him a poor Dr. Presently in the hospital I work, we have a patient owing us 200k, he wants to come for another of 150kk, we've said OK, just pay for the new surgery, he said he can only bring 20k. We pay the anaesthetist 50k for each surgery, so how do u want us to do? If we fold tomorrow,u ll say Drs re not good managers

ShenTeh:
Excuse me sir!

So if I attend your funeral, my corpse should be expecting your ghost at mine, right?

I just want to be sure I understand you well. That's all.

I'll attend urs 1st. Eat rice and dance one corner for ur graveside. Heaven will determine how I'll pay u back

I doubt this story. Ppl tell alot of lies these days just to trend. We had one mentally retarded man in my church then who died at 64yrs, he attended every burial while alive, was present at all church activities, but doesnt contribute financially. When he died, the burial was attended by thousands of people. Even the bishop was at the burial. The simple truth here is that people did not attend Chima's burial because he didnt attend other people's own

The billionaire business man


Which business pls? I want to invest in that line of biz too

In BMCs voice; "Wat is Southern leaders looking for in Makurdi"
Me: Same thing Buhari & his foot soldiers re looking for in the South.

I urge the middle belters to join us in the protest today in the Hague's. because the Sun must surely rise in the East

Magnumproperty:
U guys are just so funny. U post here as if your life depends on Nairaland, when guys are out there thinking on how to make more money and better their lives and that of the people around them. Anyway, u guys make this forum lively.

Nwanne we use NL to catch fun. And if not for ppl like me on NL who has dis zombie antidote, dis forum for don dey smell

tintingz:
You think everyone is Savage and cruel like you? Imagine telling people to stone a fellow human to death, let me ask what was his crime?

His crime bags 14yrs imprisonment in the laws of the Federal Republic

Lagosians are cowards o. Don't u guys see dis 1diot on d street to stone him to death? Borbriski abi wetin be ur name, abeg try come Aba, e get something wey I wan whisper give uu

The protocol officer that bounced him deserves some accolades. It's high time ppl start reverencing God Almighty inwardly and outwardly. His likes will say Church is in the hrt, that's why other religions see Christians as unserious ppl. If d bouncing vex am, let him go build his own Church or go to a place he'll be accepted like that

K

Ungrateful chelshit. After watching Wenger's testimonial 2wks ago, then Torres and Iniesta's own last 9t, I finally came to realize that football is not all about winning all the tym. Football is a way of life, it's passion. And joy is staying long and showing loyalty to ur club

U ppl re even making d modafuka feel relevant and popular. If these bloggers and media houses can ignore shim d way I do, d id1ot will just goan marry one Ibadan gal and start fvcking kpekus immediately

Yes. I'll give u reasons after Church service today

Wey pishure nah? I came here to see a neked woman with Leopard scratch on her face shouting egba mio

I bet he must have been wearing an earpiece with loud music blasting in his ears. Even to shave, dude no fit

Anyway, RIP

EFCC should be investigating him for embezzling Tonto's pvcci

I dunno y ppl don't know how to keep quiet. Must u announce it on social media. Don't complain wen dey start persecuting u at ur work place since Dino is ur benefactor. They may even set u up to prove that Dino helps criminals

Happy birthday vvhore. More dicks to ya pvcci

K

Codeine ti take over

B

Karma served hot

She told me with hot tears running down her cheeks that her mother came to her house fuming.

And in that anger her mother spat out these words.

"Mgbo, you are no longer opening your legs for your husband?"

"Mummy!"

"Don't mummy me."

"Did he come and tell you?"

"No o. You want the poor boy to be suffering in silence se?"

"Ah mummy it is too painful!"

"Pain kini?"

"He is too big."

"Too big? If is bigness that will kill then I would have run away from your daddy."

"Mummy don"t be..."

"Don't be what?"

"He does not even get me ready."

"And your Father gets me ready? You think it is for enjoyment that we lie on our backs? You think you are still doing boyfren and gehfren? Come on go and buy vaseline and start behaving like a married woman."

Lagos.

Mercy Johnson I urge u to resign ur post with Kogi govt. Ur working for Yahaya Bello means u support the little Hitler

OUK just went to court for excursion. He's now in APC so his sins re forgiven

These re the type of ppl that should be made Education Ambassador. Not someone who bleeped on national television in d name of BBN. Kudos Tobi