₦airaland Forum

Two things AY and Seyi Law have in common;
1. Both re comedians
2. Both have ugly daughters

So Angela Okorie son nva see fyn gals pursue finish, e go come be AY ugly daughter, nawao

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So Shaku Shaku means useless?
Thank God I don't dance those shits.

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Wherever demons are gathered, holy ghost fire pursue them

Mutiny kill Buhari, Buratai and Dambazzu there. After paying them peanuts, u ll send them to fight with boko haram with outdated weapons while u fund BH to buy the latest arms. Anyway I don talk am, any Igbo man that dies fighting in d NA committed suicide. Why shud I fight for the Zoo?

Thank God he's finally leaving the Senate. I bet Abba Moro will replace him. He should retire to d Otukpo he refused to develop after 20yrs in the Senate

Tomorrow nw she'll post pictures of a new car and house in Banana island and write "hard work pays". I come they wonder this kin hardwork wet no dey pay wheelbarrow pushers and farmers

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Frenchfriez:
Pls read the story and understand it. It worries me that educated folks can't comprehend even a short passage. It really worries me that the dumbest comments get the most likes. Yuck!

Let's even assume the story is fake, Nigerians simply throway their belief in 'black magic' because a white is involved. Yeez!

Oga shatap dere. Everyone is not dumb like u to blv in black magic. An ignorant mofo like u want to call others dumb for reasoning with their brain. Do u know wat uterus is? Or u think that the people dat gave us the likes shud be dumbass like u? Anyway I don't blame u, a mad man sees himself as normal while thinking dat the majority that's sane is the one mad

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But according to APC and NA, BH did not kill any soldier. PDP is hiding Adam somewhere, he'll come out after elections next yr.

FYI, I'm an IPO

Trash. So he did oral hysterectomy for her, without anaesthesia, no bleeding, no pains. Even if his mouth is vacuum aspirator.

MissJoy29:
@bolded, you don't need to tell me. I know. That's the only reason you will spew out the unverified, hateful & irrelevant thrash you just did. So immature, shameless, disappointing & unprofessional of you. I'm not surprised though. Shame on you Dr.
Shame on you.

Your colleagues above (with same slanted mindset as you) are saying I should have used Google instead of going to the hospital in the first place or at least use it to carry out diagnosis myself instead of asking the doctor "irrelevant" questions while you are here now saying I used(even over-used) Google first before going to see the doctor. You see how confused you lots are?

If care is not taken, you may even be the arrogant, self-centered, hard hearted doctor with no single drop of milk of human kindness in him that I saw last week. And oh, I forgot incompetent because he made my ailment worse. Never experienced this kind before.
Thanks for the insults though.

Please note, I won't belittle myself by replying you next time.

After insulting me u telling me thanks for d insult? Screw u dere. U shouldn't expect a solution for ppl u ve already declared that u font have trust in, that's y a patient is called a patient. That we re Drs doesn't mean we came to dis world to die for u. We re humans too. So if u insult me, I give it to u back

Cos u know it'll be effort in futility. APC better not waste their tym and money contesting in Rivers, Abia, Enugu, Ebonyi, Delta, Akwa Ibom, Cross River states in 2019 cos PDP will win back to back in those states. Meanwhile, we're waiting for Ambode to leave the evil party

Tonymario58:
Are you a chronic disease patient?

She has chronic tinnitus. She must have insulted a guy who gave her a resounding slap. Anytime she remembers d guys, her symptom comes back. I think she shud see a policeman and not a Dr

flexyrule:
If you cannot distinguish between a male and a female. How did you pass Med school?

because a woman is even better than u. U must be a transgender

sainty2k3:
I could also write about the attitude of my Bank's customer service rep. The policemen, Even mechanics. So doctors are not human again? There are good ones and bad ones.
The system ain't helping. Like today I had to see patients in 4different wards , wide apart. And then this patient brought up same issue we have discussed overtime. I had to cut her, she could call me arrogant but I did that for the sake of the other patients waiting.

Forget dis ppl bro. They just hate on Drs for no reason. Psn go suffer JOHESU wahala finish, one difficult patient will take to NL to vent her frustration

Tellemall:
if doctors take the oath then let them abide by it. In my profession I have ethics. I work with them in order to enable me to deliver the best services to clients. Nigerian doctors take advantage of the fact that they are allowed to treat some patients like beasts.[b] In a saner clime [/b]they would face a board for most attitudes they exhibit. You aren't the only ones who face "conditions" in Nigeria, so treat people with dignity! If doctors were so good nobody would malign them. No smoke without a fire. Other professionals do better than the ones who think they paid so much and spent so long in medical college. It's simply arrogance from doctors in Nigeria that everybody hates. Just look at the arrogant post above. That is your typical doctor from Nigeria. Imagine such win a patient.

And y do the Nigerian Drs do best in ur sane climes? That's because both u d patients here and ur govt is d problem. In ur saner climes, wen ppl have a slight symptom dey see medical assistance immediately, here u wait till ur cancer is stage 3 till u go to d hospital expecting d Dr to perform a magic

eleojo23:
Go take some Diazepam biko.
You need it right now.

Go and take agbo and Gboko cleanser, that's d ones u know

flexyrule:
I seriously doubt your claim of being a doctor, owing to the low IQ-ed way of your reasoning. In your wildest imagination, "everybody" who is not a doctor did not meet the JAMB cut-off mark for studying medicine.
I thought I was even conversing with a individual whose "level of reasoning" is at par with mine. It's obvious you are just another Pre-degree student yet to start taking GST courses.
Go argue with your mates or better still, find a spot and masturbate yourself.

I can nva be at par with u, u re a low life bitch. Ur bf broke up with u and ur tinnitus starts, den u want d Dr to kill himself for u. Go fvck urslf

eleojo23:
So you still brought this you people's usual low jamb score argument here?
It's only baby doctors who have few years post NYSC experience like you that reason like this.

It's childish abeg.

U re a big fuul for thinking that a post NYSC Dr is a small thing. I'm sure the money I earned as a corper u don't earn in ur present working place. If e vex u, go study medicine, open hospital, treat ppl free, sacrifice ur life for dem. Ur hatred and jealousy no dey touch us again

Tellemall:
How is a doctor who took the Hippocratic Oath validating his/her shiitty treatment of patients on the failure of other sectors according to you? Are you referring to them bringing people who were never booked into their office, neglecting others who were on the queue before their guest, just because they drop something paltry in their hands as they are leaving? The rot is in the doctors already. Do not justify it. Nigerians doctors are daft, arrogant empty barrels. On closer inspection they don't know anything. Look at the one telling patients to Google their ailments. That is diseased reasoning.

Which oath did u take in ur own profession? U guys re quick to mention Hippocratic oath as if u know everything in it. Have u heard of Judicial negligence b4? Or political negligence, or civil service negligence? Y do u guys always have a consensus in criticizing the Nigerian Drs but don't hold d politician who makes d laws dat affect the Dr's working condition accountable? Y do u think Nigerian Drs do well outside d country but don't do same here? U ppl should channel ur grievances to d right ppl and stop maligning d ppl trying to save ur lives

flexyrule:
Only God knows how many patients you have killed with your impatience and carelessness. Your "spelling" speaks volume about you. You and Amarababe are a classic example of the lukewarm Ness and lackadaisical attitudes portrayed by MOST Nigerian doctors. If you can't face the heat, avoid the kitchen.

I understand ur frustration madam. If u re still angry that u didn't get medicine cos u scored low in jamb, it's not too late for u to retry. U and ur likes dat hate Drs re just acting on d law of power that says "despise things u can nva have"

But d whole shyness vanishes d moment ur JT enters her kpekuses. Then d person that was not able to look into ur eyes will now be looking down on u

Having gone through ur post, these re my deductions;
1. U re wat we call " difficult patients ". U already have bad mind for Drs, so no matter wat they do for u, u ll still not be satisfied.
2. Ur type of person reads rubbish on Google b4 going to d hospital. So u get there and start asking rubbish questions. And if I must tell u, Drs hate it wen u come to d hospital to tell dem ur diagnosis. Since u already know d diagnosis, go and treat urslef.
3. U must know dat u re not d only one dat has a problem. D Dr u re consulting may have a bigger problem than urs. So don't go to d hospital to frustrate him with ur life.
4. U re not d only one waiting to see a Dr. U shud know we re short staffed in Nigeria in terms of Drs. So don't expect d Dr to waste the whole day seeing only u.
5. U or ur close relation must have been frustrated from studying medicine, so we understand ur vernom against Drs


NB- I'm a Dr. I've had a lot of patients commend me for my patience, depth of knowledge and how I lecture dem abt their ailment, but ITKs like u don't find it funny with me. U re in d hospital to consult a Dr and not for a lecture. I can't take all d MBBS and professional exams, den u ll still come to quiz me like I'm in a viva

Stoolpid man

I think it starts with the letter D or T. D for Dullard, T for Tyrant

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General Dim Ikemba Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu, the people's general, keep resting in peace. Zoogeria will nva know peace for the crime and atrocities committed against Umu Chineke