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SenR:
Just received this lovely time piece from
my girlfriend as my birthday gift.

It's comes with a 32GB internal memory,
An HD Camera for both motion picture and
video recording, audio recording and a charging usb cable used for charging the wrist watch.

See pics below....

Everybody is sayin its a nice gift, wat exactly are u goin to use a spy watch for? And I knw she probably used ur money to buy it

onila:
I just came back from a police station
A black officer walked in I was looking at him
I looked at his name ID on his uniform
and I saw Ihejina
I was so excited. I was like see igbo man doing police job in obodo oyibo
he was handsome, tall and very active. .its like he is, in his late twenties

I wish he spoke to me

Huhhh!... virgins ...

gj22:
Irrelevant? Nah dude. She his behind stannis success.

1st of all, wat success are u talkin abt?is stannis d king yet? I'm in episode 4 of season 5 I'm nt up to date but I'm sure he's nt a king yet.he hasn't won any war also so I'm confused as to d success ure talkin abt

2nd, Stannis is as irrelevant as d whor she's carryin around. He's a stvpid pawn, he jus happens to have a royal blood, personally I dnt see any position he wil b able to occupy, I dnt think he wil ever b any king at all

D same way ur mother will not b d husband to ur wife, she shudnt interfere at all wit ur love life, its nt 1800s anymore, ure a grown asss man and u shud b responsible for d choices u make, including selecting ur own life partner, its ur life partner not hers

wharris dis?

gj22:
I think it's just punchline.

Why do you hate her?

Why shudnt I hate her? She's so irrelevant, all she's useful for is absurd advices and irresponsible sexx...

Pls raise ur hand if u care abt dis topic...

Weytin anaconda dey do for lagos, u don miss road

This will definitely make front page

Sounds like an episode of "1000 ways to die"

Lol. Dis is nthng naw...

iyatrustee:
Maybe we should ask countdracula!

Ahhhh! Why me? I'm nt his surgeon nah

Seun:
I am a book reader. I know all the spoilers. I have read all the released chapters from the next book. Spoilers do not harm me personally in any way. So keep that in mind, folks, when speculating about my motivation. Cheers.

Why did d "fire god" woman tell jon snow dt hw knws nthng? Wats d deal wit dat woman? I really hate her

Call a dog a bad name? Is he callin himself a dog

iyatrustee:


Brother, leave me oh! you are making my imaginations run wild

Imaginations are meant to run wild nah

magneto has been fvckin xavier? All these while? Woooow!

iyatrustee:
how come there is no bulge down there?


Devil ke? Why cant he preserve it and use to self service?

Loool. Maybe he has a micro-dick

iyatrustee:
The funny thing is that bruce is finer as a woman than a man

Question is, which refuse bin did he dispose his prick?

Lool. He stil has his dick, he just has bigger balls now and in a different location on his body

Why is he ashamed? Sorry, she*

humans! So wicked

MEGGATRON:
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Atleast u admit to ur stvpidity

MEGGATRON:
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If I comit suicide it wud b to avoid livin in d same world wit someone as stvpid as u

Waris dis?

MEGGATRON:
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Hw? Ure jus spewin shii and ure askin me to guess wen to use ur rubbish ideas

Fvck that pvssy!