₦airaland Forum

To all the impatient modafvckas dt were complainin of hw buhari hasn't done shii do u see now?

Palmwinetapper:
Lol muna looks jazzed

She probably had a wet dream dt evening

Racism hasn't stopped. Its jus taken a neater route

Peter: gbege
Lola: bera dnt try nonsense
Munachi: love!

Pad ko sanitary ni

Names mean nthng dis generation, and dt wud b a waste of tym

Seun wil b d 1st victim, he's such a fine fresh boy...

My name: kiss

Her name: my

Her state: Ass

adonbilivit:
I can't recall calling her a transgender

I'm sure u can't

ochejoseph:
‎As Nigerians continue to wait for the Change promised them by the APC, an online media firm has organised a Poll to feel the pulse of Nigerians with respect to the delay in the formation of Government. 
The Poll is still Open and Nigerians are still voting 
Here are the results so far 
http://www.post-nigeria.com 
Click Share to agree with the view of the Majority
Click Like to disagree with them

I dnt knw why they ar votin, no one cares abt ur votes, ur votes won't change shiit and it sure as hell won't make Buhari stop being the president

Loneliness

Pls can someone tell me wat the op means by "love"? Is love a cathedral or monastery?

If I dnt wanna fvck u, trust me I gat no love for u

adonbilivit:
OK this happened to my friend. so he proposed to his girlfriend after dating for over a year. she neither said yes nor no but just laughed out loud. this has been bothering my friend. He feels she might be thinking he is not man enough probably because he is only 24.

N.B: he is a graduate and financially stable. the sex is good too.

And ure sure she's a girl?

Looool...if u were waitin til after weddin to disvirgin her... Sorry hubby, no sex tonyt!

nigerianvenom:
Owojori Agboola H
HOME TRUTH! ### # GEJ Since you left### # Hello
sir,Our
dearest hero, we have not forgotten that you told us that
no
blood of a Nigerian is worth your ambition , a word you
totally kept, even when you had all the powers and
evidence
to annul the elections but you did not, even when your
supporters like Elder Orubebe saw some of these
injustice
and tried to raised an alarm. Dear sir looking at what is
happening in Burundi, Syria, Zimbabwe we have a cause
to
say that you are truly a Hero. Anyways since you left,
from
my observation I have this to tell you. 1) boko haram is
killing people every daysince 29th may 20152). Buhari is
now inviting near by countries to come and help in the
fight
against boko haram the same moves that Liar
Muhammad,
APC and Buhari criticized you for doing, hmmmmmm 2)
Our
new president has not announce his cabinet after weeks
of
coming into office, which shows he was not ready. 3). He
promise to publicly declare his asset till now we have not
seen any of such declaration. 4). The man is busy
traveling
from post to post, wondering when he will sit down and
start
working. 5). One of the former governor that your
government was trying to probe has been set free
(corruption fighting indeed). 6). Our football team has
been
loosing out in almost all the tournament, this is the more
reason we miss your goodluck. 7). We have witness a
whole
number of tankers explosion I don't know if APC is bad
omen, or God is repaying those tanker drivers who
succumbed to APC and went on the heart breaking strike
few days to your handing over.. They have not started
paying 5000 yet as a they promise to pay graduates,
Dollars
have not equals 1 naira yet, they have not stabilize the
world oil price yet, my younger one have not started
eating
launch yet, the economy has not changeyet but am still
watching them. 9). My hero sir, as am talking to you
nowlast week we were mocked at as our president
created a
new country in Europe and call it ''west Germany'' and
called
the president of the country Mikel. The same thing they
use
to make jest of our first lady. 10). Less I forget, we were
promised there won't be office of the first lady but we are
seeing a different thing now. 11). last week APC failed the
acid test and were exposed for the whole world tosee that
they can never pass through what PDP pass through and
still exist, they have been exchanging blows since Saraki
and Dagora emerged as leaders of the Parliament against
their illegal anointed candidate. My hero there is still
more,
but let me save that for another day. As I am sending this
now I can't tell howhard they will attack me for this peace
oftruth. President Johnathan we miss yourGoodluck . Me?
I
weep for my dear country. We don enter one-chance now
Buhari accept that old age go slow down the
performance!

There's nthng u Nigerians can b satisfied wit, person never spend one month for office u don dey complain say him never make naira equal dollar, was rome built in one day? Wat sort of lack of patience is dis? If he hasn't chosen his cabinet I'm sure he has a reason for not doin so, u people shud learn to sit d fvck down, shut d fvck up and watch, u might learn a thing or two, and if things bcome worse or dnt get better by dis tym next year and u decide to plan a coup I wudnt say a word! But for now pls stop praisin someone who lost and start doin things to make ur own life better... Get a job and b responsible, stop waitin for 5000 naira

Who no like better thng

ladynice:
u r nt serious wit dis comments r u?

ure nt serious wit dis question are u?

A policeman on duty!

If ure startin to hate him cos he's stingy den u never loved him bfor, u jus loved his money and dt might b d exact reason why he's bein stingy

googlepikin:
village boy continue to suffer in that village where you are

Why do u think I reside in a village?

MzJackBaueress:
I am not concerned about the girl's dressing. I am more concerned about your trip to maiduguri. If anyone needs to be insulted,it has to be you for risking your life going to a war torn ravaged region.

He might b a soldier or a god or he thinks he's immortal

And na person daughter b dis o

Its a cold cold world

Yseone:
A close source discloses that the Landlord had a gallon of PMS stored at the back of his house while the wife was cooking with a Gas...the source said, the man was moving with a quantity of the PMS close to the Gas cooker....

angieberry:
Hope no one was hurt

Does dt answer ur question?

So inshort u jus said wat a normal angry impulsive guy wud have said and did d same thing a broke guy wud do... And u lost d girl, lost ur transport fair, lost ur NYSC ID... Gained absolutely nthng! Woow! Ure a hero

Pope22:
If you are dating a beautiful girl..its obvious and certain that a minimum of 3guys per day will try their luck on her on chyking her and asking her out which makes it:

21guys per week
84guys per mont
1008guys per year

Now tell me can your girl say NO 1008 times in a year?
Briefly discuss

Cc: lalasticlala, Ishilove

No guys on sunday! Rmove 48 from 1008, u get 960, the odds are better!

modath:
Let's assume you are not joking, where will you find a community of SA folks like you would find foreigners in SA?

SA

jargonzboi:
left: temitemi1
middle: Ishilove
right: jargonzboi (their big brother)






Na play i dey play ooo!

Jargonz

I dnt care abt the strike force, I care abt hws he's goin to prevent ASUU from goin on another strike soon

If u did d ryt thing u wudnt b askin for our opinion. U knw in ur heart dt wat u did wasn't ryt. Why do humans fight over menial things sef

oluminister:
President Muhammadu Buhari is riding more expensive car compare immidiate past president Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, Buhari who ride on mercedes maybach S600 at the rate of $258,000 while GEJ ride on mercedes benz S350 at the of $133,000

so buhari has a better ride. So?

They used part of d money to buy fuel for his entourage
And dey used some to pay for patience's english teachers