₦airaland Forum

Icecomrade:

Why are u so judgmental? You will be shocked that this two will eventually get married and live happily ever after while your dressed in suit and tie with fighting over an old woman you ve not even proposed to

Abeg pack well

Spoken like a child. Am nt suprised. Happily ever after; Is dis nickelodeon?

Daniel058:
relax ur mind, u go see tins 4 URSELF. .

Nigga shut the fvck up

udmydearest:
Hello guys, just feel like sharing this so i could get some advice..... There's this strange caller that's been disturbing me for the past 4days, claiming that he's got a job for me. At first he nearly got me because am a desparate job seeker and suprisingly he knows my name too, but when he couldn't give me the job location n description, I then knew it was a scam. I told him am not interested but he keeps pestering me to come and meet "his uncle" who is a contractor with chains of contracting firms around the country. I even threatened to track him down and get him arrested if he doesn't stop disturbing me, but he's not deterred. He calls me every minuite and I still can't phantom what he wants. Here's his number 09038158115........ I even woke up this morning to see 39missed calls from him. Pls how do I handle this

And its "fathom" not "phantom"

udmydearest:
Hello guys, just feel like sharing this so i could get some advice..... There's this strange caller that's been disturbing me for the past 4days, claiming that he's got a job for me. At first he nearly got me because am a desparate job seeker and suprisingly he knows my name too, but when he couldn't give me the job location n description, I then knew it was a scam. I told him am not interested but he keeps pestering me to come and meet "his uncle" who is a contractor with chains of contracting firms around the country. I even threatened to track him down and get him arrested if he doesn't stop disturbing me, but he's not deterred. He calls me every minuite and I still can't phantom what he wants. Here's his number 09038158115........ I even woke up this morning to see 39missed calls from him. Pls how do I handle this

Change ur sim

INTROVERT:
Is that not a man?

Looks like "bance" in disguise

Oh God I'm tired of dis biafra shiit, will u people stop cryin like babies and behave like responsible adults? If u want to leave, nobody is holdin u back, if u dnt want to leave den shut d fvck up

missKiffy:
Stop hating

Stop hating the hater

He married her for d pvssy, wether dts wrong or right I dnt knw

TK0907:
For those that always have this high urge for sex, i know both are bad habit but which is a little bit better off? Visiting a LovePeddler or satisfying urself by self service?

Vaseline crew wil prefer self service, olosho crew wil prefer peddlers

Hw many press is he gettin? As if he's dat famous abeg!

Life imprisonment ke? Wat sort of stvpid judgement is dat

mamba808:
Morning NLders,
A friend of mine is caught in the middle of marriage choice. He has 3 girls that are seriously in love with him.... Two of the girls, he met them on social network about 2years ago, while the last he met her in his own office about 5 months ago. Now, his siblings wants him to urgently bring a woman home since he's doing well in his business. After series of prayers, he was told that all the girls are very good but he must make the final decision. He prayed & had a dream about two of them. Two of the girls helped him (Financially & moral support). Now the new girl have all the qualities of the other two incorporated in her. The new girl wants him to follow his heart, and she told my friend that she was going to commit suicide if he went ahead to marry any of the other girls. He called me and asked for my opinion about this issues at hand. I told to wait and give me some time to make my research. Please, what can my friend do? He's old enough for marriage. We need your candid matured advise.... Or rather a good advisory committee are needed.

If he loved d other social network babes, he wudnt have fallen in love again wit someone else,

There's a philosophy dt says if u think ure in love wit 2 women, marry d one u met last cos if u were inlove wit d 1st one u wudnt fall for d 2nd one... Dts my own advice sha

icedbeatz:
bro what do you think makes the guy a boy? or the lady a girl? can you enlighten me on that?

For one their dressing.

I see a boy not a guy, I see a girl nt a lady. Just children playin mummy and daddy

Online? There's no love online bro

Cocerus

Vikkie14:
Lol.... I get your point. But as far as Nigeria is concerned, SW is celebrating him TODAY because today is the real Democracy Day.

Hmmm. Ok I guess

sleekpro:
IF WE CALL IBRAHIM BADAMOSI BABANGIDA IBB, AND CALL GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN GEJ, THEN CALL GENERAL MUHAMMED BUHARI GMB, PLS WHAT SHALL WE CALL BULA AMED TINUBU?............

TAB

Vikkie14:
ON rather.

It's on Front page because it's JUNE 12 and Abiola is the Hero of Today.

He was hero years ago... Not today

sex together wit music last longer

Beauriful

Why is dis in frontpage?

Fear of nothing... Its a terrible fear

RevDesmondJuju:
You are in Osogbo ruminating aggege bread and groundnut thinking of State of Osun.

FACT!

Ahhh! Tor! Autobiography, thanks for sharing ur story wit me

RevDesmondJuju:
Yeye dey smell.

There are more Billionaires on nairaland than there are in Silicon Valley.

When you have to state your financial state to backup whatever rubish you are posting then know we know that you are a complete bullshitter

How is Osun by the way?

Ure speakin abt urself right? Cos nthng u jus said above makes any sense if ure referring to me