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I think d best thing to do is start our own xenophobic attacks, I'm sure there are some south africans in nigeria... If we dnt act nw dis people will nt learn

Gratia:
hello great people! I want to buy my man a new hair clipper so I need advise.

which brand is best because I know nothing about clippers.

Abeg no insults please.

Wat a romantic girlfriend, a gift wit a purpose, nw dts a true gift, Wahl and babyliss are the best...but dey dnt come cheap

Is he tryin to look like drogba ni

NNPC? Really? U bcom d president and its d level of corruption in NNPC dt first bothers u? Niggga look around u, d seat ure sittin on is corrupted,dts hw deep d corruption is, NNPC my asss! Jus say u wanna clear road to get more oil money and even tho I can't prove my statement I knw u have no goodness in ur heart, ure just a politician. Students are payin 25,000 naira as acceptance fee and ure sayin NNPC...

kileleyi?

Nt for a hundred thousand...

Even if u stop ur car every 5meters jus to pray, if ure stil doin shiit in private, ur prayers wil b like smoke, dy wil get u nthng

She's so cute!

Can I do dis? I'm nt sure!

misssclassy:
Why are you lying now? Lying is not good o.

https://www./20140703130233-94785535-how-to-avoid-heartbreak-in-relationship

https://m.facebook.com/AllTrueMen/posts/554811417910615

Anyway it's all good. One of those things.

Nice one! I saw wat u did there

of all the "ways"(10ways/12ways/6ways...etc) I've seen on NL dis one's worth reading... Mhizkel If I break up wit my gf its ur fault and u must find me a new one!

Eeya. and dts hw to spot an illiterate

Hi, I wanna buy MTN condom, Do u have size 3G? lool

Soon he will enter politics

He's playing "spin the bottle" with bottles

Wat is mouth action? is it a new action film?

BayoAdex:
Good morning everyone, I am an American naturalized citizen and currently a studying chemical engineering in the United States. My plan is to relocate to Nigeria after the completion of my program (plus an MBA) with the aim of working in a top oil and gas/petrochemical firm, as life in the U.S to me is "monkey dey work baboon dey chop". Please I need your candid advise whether relocating to Nigeria is something reasonable. By the way I used to live in Lagos and Ibadan, I left Nigeria about 5 years ago so I pretty much still have a feel. Please Engineers in the house and my honorable people, I need your advise. Thank you.

If u wanna relocate to naija and u think cos u studied abroad u wud get an oil and gas job u ar jus kiddin urself, there are lots of ur type here. And d population here is enof abeg jus stay where u are!

480bn. Shikini money

*yawns*

Everythng. But brains and character ni most important

Bobo!

Yes they now have magical powers

LouisVanGaal:
At your age, you open your mouth and say rubbish in a public forum intended for learning; do you think everyone come here for a comic relief? Abi here na joke section?
That sums up the kinda opposition TANoids play; a BIG JOKE

Bla bla bla... Dnt transfer ur depression on others abeg, if ure nt pleased wit wat I say on dis forum am very sure a transformer isn't very far from u, u can hug it... Its my hands and I can type wat I want wit it! If I decide I wanna joke den dts wat I wud do... If u have nthng relevant to say den shut up dnt mention me and say rubbish

PassingShot:
Kids insulting everywhere. I no blame you sha.

If u think dats an insult u jus proved my point

PassingShot:
How old are you? No pun intended but you come across as a teenager with that statement.

Do you know anything about impeachment process? Read up on it boy.

If u dnt knw wat a joke is ure as dumb as dey come

hw is a 179 year old man able to speak and say death has forgotten him? My friend's granny is 92 and cant utter a single word

olasman0:
i hope you acquire sense before he comes back

Uve been Noticed!

Even if ur head is as big as ipad air, as long as u have money ure good

I cudnt give a lesser fvck if she had AIDS... I dnt knw wat she's be usin her body to do

I hope they won't impeach u bfor u come back... History repeats itself

Chubhie:
I thought wisdom comes with its own share of pain and patience?

I didn't say I didn't read it, I jus said its long and boring

Boring!