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Can someone pls Summarize dis for me? Plsss

Do it tomorrow, while they are inaugratin buhari, u jus interupt dem and propose to her wit millions of nigerians watching, who wud forget dat?

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blueto:
I'm currently executing my plan to read whole Bible in a single year now.
So I came across this scripture:

Song Of Songs 8:1
"Oh, I wish you were my brother, who nursed at my mother's breasts.
Then I could kiss you no matter who was watching, and no one would criticize me."
It illustrates how a young woman was admiring a young man, but could only wished they were siblings so that she could demostrate her love for the young man without any form of intimidation. Since she can't attempt until they both get married.

So I'm wondering if it is appropriate, righteous and acceptable for such circumstances to emerge?

Ehmmm, wat circumstances?

Buhahaha

Planet ganja

cococandy:
that's my job.
Oya leave me. Face the topic.

I can't leave u o, I like ur moniker

titi4fola:
My friend asked me a question- " Two people are drowning in the river. One is the person you love but who does not love you. The other one is the person who loves you but you don't love him/her Whom would you save?

The one I dnt love; There has to b a reason why I dnt love her... I wud like to find out so I wud save her

cococandy:

Chill! Why ar u so protective of ur husband sef

cococandy:
thank god you know your joke was xtupid.

Now OP said the snake was trained (highly implausible) so I asked her rhetorically who trained the snake since she thinks it was trained.
And we laughed over it.
You could have just read from the beginning or at least read only the topic and apply common sense before making asinine jokes about people you don't know.

Ure cute... I wish I cud see ur face ryt nw

Patience

Hat

Ok

cococandy:
pls restricts your joke to those who joke with you.
I don't know you like that.

Loool... U asked a stvpid question nau, so I answered u wit a stvpid joke

As I wan board bus today we dey for queue, one guy wey I knw bfor come dey chat wit me, its been a while so we had nthng to say, him come ask me say na bus I wan take? I jus look am smile I been wan insult am but it wud b rude, I jus say yes

Fuel

All I see is a waste of money, a smart fone wud tell u the time in all countries, wats d essence of dis?

cococandy:
Who trained the snake?

Ur husband

daimsy:
getting to front page.

U joined 6months ago, dnt worry ur miracle is on d way

Meetin a reasonable girl on nairaland

Pls can someone help me tell him that nobody cares?

And wat wil happen if I do dem?

Finally

slimmy05:
Oga relax. No dey para unnecessarily

I no dey para, I jus dey pray for him

See d stvpid things dt are making front page

U jus seat down and watch, na for ur face everythng go change for good

dickrider:
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NA ur mama skirt [/size]

I wud av thought it wud b urs since ure busy ridin dicks

Oshomole wey marry fine girl at 63 isn't dt outstanding?

Wooow! Dis is Legend of the seeker, see confessor, the seeker and Zedicus Zool Zorander

Which flag is d 2nd one? I hope its nt boko haram flag

Abbeyme:
Well, show me a 'Happy Children's Day' wrap, then I'll accept your argument.

It doesn't hav to say anythng, jus a designed wrapper wud do