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Men manipulate the environment. Women
manipulate men.

Men operate in a realm different from women's
, This is why, for example, men devote so
much of their time to fiddling around with
gadgets, solving problems and playing
games, whereas women spend much of their time and money altering the way that they look and 'chatting about relationships'.

This is, of course, a sweeping generalisation.
But from my own observations, it is a pretty
good one!

Indeed, within 48 hours of being born,
female babies are more likely to spend their time gawping at human faces while male babies tend to be attracted by just about everything else.

Most men would be staggered if they
understood the lengths to which women
normally go in order to manipulate them.
But they seem to be completely blind to it.
And the reason is that, for the most part,
men are just not operating in the same
realm.

And this, for example, explains why women
are apt to get so uptight and make false
accusations against men (e.g. 'date rape')
when the relationship does not go according
to their plan the following day.

They see such an event as a 'failure to
manipulate the man successfully' and this
goes right to the very core of their egos.
Whereas the men involved in such
situations were not usually thinking about
'meaningful' relationships at all.

For more www.angryharry.com/esWomenManipulateMen.htm

Look at Nairaland for example, men send pm to gals we have not seen but cos der monikers have words like "pretty" "diva" "Damsel" "Cute" "sexy" "Butt" "booty" even if d gal resemble monkey, tilapia or get leg Like
"odd leg calliper" we no mind

Just by gals adding this to der names without display pictures, we fall for them... ANOTHER WAY WOMEN MANIPULTE MEN...

natureblack:
baffles me




The only "list" topic am yet to see in front-page is "list of things that must be seen in a girl's hand-bag"

... Don't be surprised it will make fp b4 midnight 2day

...

I smell f****page

#Threads with lists is to frontpage on nairaland, as guys are addicted to light skinned gals in Nigeria

Martiekay:
[color=#FF00FF] This year, my romantic wishes are :

1. That my boyfriend will propose

2. [b]That I find accurate answers to my questions concerning sex

3. That I get to really know the future of my love life [/color][/b]

what are the things you need to know, someone ere might be of help... as for the last one, have a heart to heart talk with ur bf, u might never know...

Allureoftheseas:
You have a boo.... Thought in one other thread you said you have never tasted a fucking prick before? So your bf iz looking at your face? Haven't popped your little aSSS?

Hehehehehe... Wetin man no go hear for NL
"Pop" "little" "asss"

EroticAngelina:
hmm don't even know what to wish for.

it happens when you dont have a spouse , should i make a public announcement for u

If you had three romantic wishes to spice up your romantic life, or to upgrade the one you currently have now, what will they be

If wishes were horses, beggars will ride
If turnips were bayonet, I will wear one by my side... Yea! yea! yea! Boring stuff...

I know they say it is useless to wish and that better results will be achieved thru action but let dis be an exception for the fun of the holiday...

If I wer to make dos wishes, they will go as follow in the order of importance

1. To get married at st.Barths islands

2. A weekend getaway by the Lake with my bride

3. A weekend of tantric sex with my bride, I hope she will be flexible for dis tho...

Fellow nairalanders feel free to share yours...

EroticAngelina:
hahahaha!!! bad boy so just tinkili 12k I ask u, ur diick don dey shuk ear hold ur 12k and SOA!

Hahahahaha @tinkili... Who still uses dos words...

I am not taking u sef, I have another volunteer...

Ipheyemmy01:
Guy dem don enlist you for UN army, why those places. You no see dubai, paris, rome even nearby johanesburg to elope to abi. Comm'n abeg mind ya self. Lol

Lol
Na der my heart carry my sumptuous EroticAngelina go

EroticAngelina:
lol I don't need ur statement of accnt prove that u have money by sending 12k airtime now

I know my love for u is blind, but my money see road... We have to come to an agreement first na, and after dat I will send it asap..

Having u for 12k is a bargain...

EroticAngelina:
indeed how do u plan to show me?

By sending u my SOA of course... And I assume after sending it, we elope instanta...

EroticAngelina:
you and who? abeg go sleep!

hahahahahaha... oya let me show u my bank account, it is fat and shapeless

EroticAngelina:
to me, its childish. I only see it necessary when its a matter of life n death.

as our love is a matter of life and death, why dont you let us elope to iraq, Afghanistan, syria or somewer nearby...





BORNO....

Dreamt of having a flat tummy, started doing sit ups, after 4 days, I stopped...


Dis year I hope to make it 10 days b4 I stop

berem:
3hours ago,I had a heated argument with some Igbos at a The Young Shall Grow park near my house when I went to escort my mum who was travelling to the east today. It was all about Buhari's presidential candidacy.
No be small thing o! At least I was able to convince few of them why they should vote for Buhari. The others say they will not vote for anyone instead let the county divide.
What is seen on nairaland by some Igbos opposed to Buhari is clearly what is happen in reality.
They were impressed with me as a female who loves politics with passion. Hehehehe!!

Nice one... I don dey trip for u o!

Tpia1982... Dats my crush

voodoo85:
Responsible for me Somehow am not an orphan or a child that somebody would take responsability for me

Am taking responsibility of myself since i was 18 so what my last name had to be till now? Which is 12 years. U r a joke with such statements. And why it has to be my husbands house? Maybe he came to mine? Or maybe we bought it together 50/50. Didnt clued this into your head?family name is my blood. My husband is not my blood

Seems u are not from dis part of d continent...

killjoy:
wot is d idea of a last name? it tells who d hell is responsible for u. on ur wedding day wot happened? ur father gave you out to ur hubby (I mean literarily handing you to d guy). it means ur Dada has given d responsibility of ur comfort, security etc to anoda man, hence I drop ur papa name n carry ur guy name! simple!




btw for a woman to bring her maiden name into her husbands house, its just a matter of tym, d oda domineerin and self centerd characters will surface

Thank you for dis post...

Unlike poles attracts while like poles repel

Law of magnetism... Good gals are attracted to bad boys... Good gals and good guys makes a bolo-ish relationship

tpia3396:
considering the fact that you are ashamed to mention where you come from, i really dont think you should be making mouth here.

ahhhh!!!
So u do contribute positively to threads... Isokay, I tot u wer not really good at reading...

TROLL

fijiano202:
i tire oo....even mama tpia dey counter

No mind mama Tpia, she be TROLL...

They tend to keep der maiden name if they are more popular than der spouse, but if its the other way round they drop it...

Imagine if Dakore hadn't married Akande, na her maiden name she for they use

#women are selfish and have insect eyes and they should be treated as such...

You are...

Unibenstudent:
[size=60pt]do girls still pout and btw why do guys do face like s#hit when they wan snap too,we are not innocent too
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Confirm woman wrapper, na u be Gani Fawehinmi wey dey fight for masses abi Shoooo!!!

maybe na u and ur guyz dem dey do face like s#hit wen una dey snap...

Like I said in a similar thread, it fits 10% of them, d remaining most times tend to look like a tilapia fish

I know a gal that likes pouting in a pictures, now her mouth is always like dat even wen she is not taking a picture... Na lala (drool) una dey invite for una sleep so

Hehehehehe

Ijebu must pay, as I read dis thread now, I remember say I suppose play Ijebu dis morning...

My future gf, I don't gamble, I only play Ijebu