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menix:
Wait oo, am very sure OP's mum phone is due 4 change buh u see his priority..

D power in OTU is same wiv d power frm Bermuda triangle...

Guy u be funny bastard... Otu means puccy abi
Wetin we no go see for nairaland

Okay, u pple are still keeping space abi without reading the original post...


Henceforth anybody that keeps space b4 reading the post will be enriched by 5" in d dic.k department, and size ff in d boobs region by oganigwe...

bigass:
It cant be free because it costs money. You have a choice walk 5km to your bank ATM or pay 65

I think we have lost the plot ere, we are digressing...

See money... I DIE!!!

^^^^ All of una wey dey book space without reading d post, d thunder wey go fire una left yansh dey do press up...

bigass:
What if you need to deposit don't you walk down to your bank?

We are talkin of withdrawals not deposits... So if I have an emergency now, let's say I misplaced my wallet, I need to walk 5kilometres to my bank to withdraw money cos of #65

bigass:
So you talk as if ATMs that has ability to dispense 1000 500 and 200 would only dispense 200. besides Nobody charges you 65 if you use your banks ATM

Then wats d use putting a lower denomination if u can't withdraw less than 500 naira, it is senseless considering the amount it takes to print lesser denomination, and d space it takes in d machine...
What if my bank aint around my vicinity and I need to withdraw' Do I walk to wer my bank is

500 naira is okay, but anything less, is a waste of resources...

I collect #200 they charge me #65...

brito:
see your leg like aboki own, no make me laugh

Hahahahahahaha, dis is soo not cool... Dis is a jab below d belt, Mods do the needful...


I sha don wear shoe now!!!

KissQ:
Lol! Nice story!!! As for me I can cry for Nigeria infact for Africa self, sha d last tym I cried sha was wen my ex cudnt tell me it was ova Bt I cud read it from his actions, it really hurt me n it made me cry lyk a baby. [color=#006600][/color]

Eyah!!! But it is very difficult to break up with someone considering the fact u once or are still in love(circumstance)... When u think of all d good things they have done and moments shared... It's damn difficult, I don't have d liver...

As for d nice write up, thank u... #blushing

kristina1:

If u like, put question mark for head like say u be Gej wey dey inspect Kano bomb blast site, na u know

yorex2011:

U if u like, sad like person wey go amusement park no get gate fee...

ronald4lif:
Good narrative, interesting. I have never but have had a sour experience once. I hope I never get to share even a tear for a woman. Not sure if its worth it

Are u married? I guess u are not, When u do, u might change ur mind...

Used to feel like that initially, but later, I realized preventing an std, pregnancy outweighs d shame/embarrassment u feel wen buying condoms...

Una just dey veiw una no comment, okay even if no be gal/guy make u cry, if na d food wey finish for party b4 u reach der, or d cloth wey u just buy wey bus tear... make una yarn...

I wonder if some people. Ever cry, as for me, I always thought I was a hard guy, and I always had it at the back of my mind never to put 100% of my heart into a relationship if i don't want to wet my pillow later on... It worked well for me until July 2013, even now, I wouldn't say I cried for the girl, I would rather say I cried for the condition I found myself...

U know what they say about the beautiful ones not yet born, I believed that until I met dis gal during my NYSC orientation camp In Ekiti, batch B... Omo, dis gal fine sote my liver fail me, I used to say to myself, if dis gal gree for me, I no go ever look another...7 days to d end of the orientation camp I eventually gather liver... One funny thing about pretty gals is, u think they won't give u d attention, until u try...
Fast forward to 2 days later, we wer everywer 2geda, as d gentle boy that I am, I was happy to tag along anywhere she wanted me to, I became the envy of my friends, they felt, I didn't deserve her cos I didn't work hard enuff for her...
she adviced me to runz my PPA to Ado-Ekiti since that was d happening place, and all my friends in camp wer also planning on going to Ado, I wanted to,but pride wouldn't allow me tell her to help me tell the CC (camp commandant) moreover, the CC had an eye for her, wouldn't want one man to throw me to Ileje meje (extreme end of Ekiti, wer civilization ends) because I was with the gal he was eyeing... So I decided to chill and let the process take its cos...

Final day in camp, and there I was, with a letter posting me to Omuo Ekiti, all my friends and dis gal got Ado Ekiti as their pppa's, dat was wen reality dawned on me, she called me and asked wer I was, I told her I was at d gate, about to board a bus going to Omuo (knowing fully well dat if dat bus leaves me, na Emure, Ekiti I go sleep till Jesus comes) she sharply came over to bid me farewell... When she came, she started crying, saying I didn't runz my ppa on purpose cos I had ulterior motives (how can I have ulterior motives,wen I have never dated a gal as fine as she was), I denied it but I guess she already made up her mind dat was wat she wanted to believe... As she was crying, I felt a pain in my throat, u know that pain u get, when u want to cry, but iro o!!! I convinced myself it was the cold weather playing tricks on me...

On getting to Omuo around 6pm, as an otondo, i had nowhere to go, I even doubted if dat town had a hotel, so I had no choice other than to follow the remaining corpers to the fellowship house, immediately we got there instead of dem to allow us like settle down, d first thing they started was a fellowship, me wey no like church b4 talk less of fellowship, I just dey vex for my mind, thinking of how my guys in Ado will be flexing, I sha endure d service, after d fellowship they started serving us rice while they read d rules and regulations of NCCF to us...
1. Guys are not permitted to walk without a shirt in d premises
2. You have to wake up as early as 5am to have ur bath, then fellowship starts bt 7am
E.t.c

As I was absorbing all dis, that was when she called again thru her friends fone, cos my battery was flat, immediately I heard her voice, the first tear rolled...

So all in all, I wouldn't say I cried becos of the gal but becos of the circumstance I found myself, do well to share ur experiences too

I appreciate all d pm's, no more please, let me remove my fine head

evegran:
I LOVE Brazilian hair but Yeah, I rock my natural hair sometimes.

See fine gal, I die...

ironbender101:
26th in my house in PH lol.

Hehehehehe. I meant wer ur interview was holding not wer u applied from...

ironbender101:
My interview is tomorrow and Im tensed. Make una pray for me sha.....

Where, and when did u do ur online application?