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Blackhawk01:
Hehehehe... I don't do food on dates, I hate eating out. Just drinks most times but to answer your question, I go order for eba ooo. I've done it before sef but it was with my family not a guy, others ordered for pounded yam and I chose my eba oooo.

SMH... I actually thought you'll be bold enough to order for your favorite delicacy on a hot date na...


LOL... No wonder you're "eba-hearted" nowadays... If you know, you know...

Blackhawk01:
Hahahaha

That guy is the Man! Eba and Ogbono filled with orisiiri, served with chilled pulpy orange juice. Aye mii! Kuku kee me!

Hehehehe... I could ask the same for those that can't do without Amala, I no just understand how person go like amala.

I've a lil nephew that likes eba like me. He doesn't like food, you've to beg or force him to eat but Eba? Hahahahahaha... You'll see him jumping upandan and I'll be grinning like, hunnie, I know that feeling. Eba izz bae.

Chei... Which kind delicacy be that na?? So let's assume a brother took you out on a date, you still gonna order for Eba + other aforementioned delicacies.. Innit??


That your lil nephew though... SMH

Jigba:
Ha, this guy

Your time start now... 2½ seconds remaining... Are you gonna blow me that sweetest kiss or you go lemme die??

Jigba:
Lol, please don't

I won't do that until you blow me a kiss.. And if you allow me die, you know my spirit will always comes back to haunt you...

Jigba:
Honestly, you've missed nothing. Oh, I don't miss you o

Jeez!! You don't miss me since last?? Like seriously?? Lemme just kill myself...

Blackhawk01:
Lol. No be wetin I dey chop I go mention nii? I don't eat Amala. I only love swallow when it's Eba, you need to see my joy when I hear eba.

LOL.. That reminds me of my gee for school, the guy na "ebamaniac" too... Nigga go lock up anytime he wants Eba and you dey serve him another food..


Wetin una dey see for Eba sef?? Abi una get association too??

LifeofAirforce:
Lol

Gimme her control na... Ah go epp you find full-time work for her...

Jigba:
Ha, sorry o

So what have I missed?? Don't tell me you didn't miss me OoO cos Lord knows I did miss you like my life depended on it...

Jigba:
No, what happened to your other account?

You see me using an alternate and you still asking me that question like you don't have the answers already.. You sha dey break my heart anyhow

Blackhawk01:
Eba

You forgot to add "Amala" too... Una too like swallow for that side..

Jigba:
Hi, where have you been?

Been where you left or should I just say dumped me at..

Jigba:
I'm more concerned about her skin She has nice skin
What moisturiser does she use?

Emmanuella..

PayBoyXclusives:
Lol bruh ur dam hilarious buh ur saying the truth though. Got this goddess (used the word goddess because she's one of the prettiest creature I have ever seen) me and besty were hustling tooth and nail for, well my besty got her first, I think because his more romantic and gives women attention which I lack in that area.

Few weeks he told me how he took her on a vacation in another city, they spent 5 days in an hotel, well they f**ked their life out. First question I asked was dude did u use condoms for 5 days? he was like huh, not on all rounds I told him he should check himself, dude was like that girl is sweeter than sugar. 5 days later my besty contacted a very strong gonorrhea. Dude been treating himself for weeks still no changes.

He finally got cured, after that incident the girl started giving me more attention on WhatsApp so I invited her over to my crib, been f***king this girl for 2 days with condoms and I can't cum, I know if I remove the condom I will cum but I keep hearing the cries of my hommie in my head

LOL... Don't listen to that voice, Bruv.. You keep banging with condom, after all your hommie don give you heads up about the dangers ahead if you decided not to use condom... And just like I said earlier, na all those fine girls be the most carrier... E just be like say dem use am swear for 'em...

delugajackson:
Bros no be lie. everything don cast. But if you tell them say them carry, them go vex with you.

Imagine make you dey tell girl wey give you STD for phone, make she dey tell you say "shey you sure say you never knack anybody after that??" instead make she go do checkups go treat herself... Truth is bitter, Bruv..

Toks2008:
Gone are the days when HIV was a threat...you can live for up to 30years with good management so kini big deal.

delugajackson:
Some girls will still insist on raw. Like say them die of sexual starvation for their previous life. They say CD is too hot, its not sweet, blah blah blah.. Me e no concern me. The day I tried that shít raw ehn.. Na instant heat do me. I scratch prick tire dah year. Funny enough na all these fine fine girls dey carry am pass

LOL... Raw sex ke?? Ah don vow to myself after many things wey ah don see; "If condom no dey, we ain't knacking! shikena"... Self control na the key..


Omoh, all those fine girls wey dey do runz anyhow na dem be the carrier of those STD pass.. My friends wey don contract syphilis, gonorrhea from 'em Na dem sabi the kind money and wahala wey dem dey spend on the treatment, me go just dey laff 'em... Funniest thing be say, after dem recover finish dem go still go knack again..

delugajackson:
All these slay queens will not go and do test. Na to dey package STD inside puna dey dash people for free. Me I value safe sex. My life means more to me than kpekus.

Bruv, one those few things I actually fear the most nowadays even more than death itself is HIV.. Damn it!! I can't just imagine being positive to that shît... I just can't!


Prevention is better than cure.. If you wan knack and condom no dey, tie your prick throw am back for your boxer, you won't die... Many more knackings still dey come your way!! BTW before some crackheads start quoting me to remind me of this, I'm gonna say it by myself; Yo! I know HIV can be contracted in many ways apart from sex, but I just outlined the most popular means we all know already...


To everyone reading this, I pray HIV will not be your portion.. Amen!!!!!!!!

Thegeneralqueen:
One of the best way to die is by smashing her.....

How?? Electric current dey the pussy??