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Romance / Re: What Is Beuty. by cpatra(f): 7:13pm On Jun 05, 2010
"Beuty" means nonsense in Swahili
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Parents Wants Aki & Pawpaw Banned From Nollywood by cpatra(f): 6:34pm On Jun 05, 2010
Na craze dey worry those parents. They no know say na their career? Make they stop their kids from watching movies.

Msheeeeeewww!

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Politics / Re: London Trial: Ibori's Sister, Christine Ibie Ibori, Found Guilty - Breaking News by cpatra(f): 2:07pm On Jun 05, 2010
One question please.

Where is the laundered money now? And who will rightly have it after the prosecution?
Politics / Re: Lead Posion Kills 100 Children In The North by cpatra(f): 2:01pm On Jun 05, 2010
Yerima married a 13 year old with money he stole from his state as governor leaving his kinsmen to die in poverty. See what he has caused.

Come to think of it, he amputated ,if not all, their hands. Which one did they use to dig.
Politics / Re: Should Nairaland Be Sold To Nigerian Government? by cpatra(f): 1:50pm On Jun 05, 2010
Pls say no more before they'll make 50 billion naira budget to buy Nairaland. Definitely you know where the money will go to. Seun don't be flattered, they won't offer u more than 2 million and Nairaland will be history. Typical Naija way.
Politics / Re: Ohakim(ochikanwata) Ruling Like A Kid) Is The Most Dubious Governor In Nigeria by cpatra(f): 1:38pm On Jun 05, 2010
People of Imo I pity una anyway. Just to drive pass your state, dey give me high bp because of bad road. Ohakim and Udenwa I don't know which one worse pass.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Recruitment 2010 by cpatra(f): 12:55pm On Jun 05, 2010
New and restructured my foot! With the new style of wearing socks and slippers and harassing innocent civilians.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fiscal Responsibility Commission! by cpatra(f): 12:43pm On Jun 05, 2010
@Graphical
thanks 4 ur info, I do appreciate.

@jobs4you
I did mine at Enugu. Pls has anyone been contacted from Enugu centre. I'm waiting 4 reply, thanx in advance.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Are There Still Decent Single Nigerian Ladies In The Uk? by cpatra(f): 11:41am On Jun 05, 2010
@OP

I am falling head over heel already. Catch me please before I smash my head on the ground.

Gbim!

It hurts

**sob sob**
Romance / Re: I Hate Kissing Her by cpatra(f): 8:59am On Jun 05, 2010
Then, you must be mad!
Nairaland / General / Re: My Gf Funny: by cpatra(f): 8:33am On Jun 05, 2010
Do you have gono? May be she was indirectly telling you to wipe the bacteria off. Lol
Politics / What It Takes To Be A Successful Politician In Nigeria by cpatra(f): 3:33pm On Jun 04, 2010
Pls good people of Nairaland, apart from all this fetish and juju way of our politicians like marrying toddlers, fuc.king one's daughter, as's banging kids, ritual killing, what other way can one make a successful Nigerian politician. I wanna join politics. Candid suggestions pls.
Nairaland / General / Re: What A Wicked World! by cpatra(f): 3:09pm On Jun 04, 2010
Demons walking the face of earth as humans.
Romance / Re: How Do You Overcome A Broken Heart? by cpatra(f): 2:57pm On Jun 04, 2010
I was once a victim, but now I can just think back and laugh at my stupidity. Very funny what one can do for love. Like I said before, it heals with time, but it doesn't kill. Just forge ahead and don't wallow in self pity.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fiscal Responsibility Commission! by cpatra(f): 2:49pm On Jun 04, 2010
@Graphical

Which means, they are doing it in batches. Did they contact you through txt or mail?
Romance / Re: Is Love Really Wicked? by cpatra(f): 2:02pm On Jun 04, 2010
Love is wicked. love they say will blind person, isn't it wickedness? Next it'll cripple. Meehnn I run without looking back.
Romance / Re: What Should I Do? Is The Love Worth It? by cpatra(f): 1:52pm On Jun 04, 2010
Ha ha ha ha

someone is in love with Nkapi, that's Oke's cousin.

LMFAO
Romance / Re: How Do You Overcome A Broken Heart? by cpatra(f): 1:38pm On Jun 04, 2010
My dear, it heals with time. Just try and keep yourself busy and stay with friends. And try not to think a lot. Most of all, don't desist from praying.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fiscal Responsibility Commission! by cpatra(f): 1:29pm On Jun 04, 2010
You must be kidding me. How come I wasn't invited. Tell me it's a joke! And a very expensive one too.
Jobs/Vacancies / Fiscal Responsibility Commission! by cpatra(f): 5:54pm On Jun 03, 2010
Pls house any info on the test that was written on february?
Politics / Re: Wife-Beating Oba Vs Kingmakers, Human Rights Groups by cpatra(f): 2:31pm On Jun 03, 2010
It was an inexcusable act. The king is such a beast. Wonder what his kingdom will be like. Animal kingdom if I may say.
Politics / Re: Bankole In Public Brawl With Member by cpatra(f): 2:07pm On Jun 03, 2010
Olooooooooh! Triple H vs Batista.
Politics / Re: Naval Chief’s Wife Orders Arrest Of Employee’s Kids! by cpatra(f): 7:19am On Jun 01, 2010
Oh! What a family affair! Sugar mummy arresting sugar grand children because sugar son refused to turn up.

What a nice headline.
Family / Re: 72-year-old Granny Having An Incestuous Affair With Her Own Grandson by cpatra(f): 9:22am On May 31, 2010
When are they walking down the aisle, or have they done that already?
Family / Re: Why Do We Have More Widows Than Widowers? by cpatra(f): 3:16am On May 14, 2010
From Islamic point of view, when a man (Senator Yerima) married 4 wives, his death alone will make 4 women widows, but if one of his wives dies, will u call him a widower?

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Politics / Re: Fg Orders Probe Of Yar’adua’s Death by cpatra(f): 7:14am On May 09, 2010
Our @sshole Politicians are at it again. A strategy to squander our money. Bunch of greedy and self-centred pigs.
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Say I Love You In 100 Languages by cpatra(f): 4:47am On May 08, 2010
Igbo- A furu m gi n' anya.

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