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Politics / Re: Jonathan May Be Killed In Plane Crash – Cleric by cpatra(f): 4:25am On Sep 21, 2010
Niger and paranoid pastors, I tire for una. Na only negative things dem go see.
Politics / Re: Nairaland Mock PDP Primary by cpatra(f): 4:04am On Sep 21, 2010
Well well, there's still hope for IBB if he takes me as his running mate. Someone pls pass the info to our Nigerian desperado.
Family / Re: ? :-\ Women's Next Of Kins ?:-\ by cpatra(f): 9:25pm On Jun 24, 2010
Because the husbands may kick the bucket before them.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nysc Recruiting by cpatra(f): 5:25pm On Jun 21, 2010
pls I could not even register any thing in the Nexia site. Any other alternative apart from manual application?
Family / Re: Lady Wills 3million Dollars And Mansion To Her Dogs Just 4 Luv, What Will U Do? by cpatra(f): 3:42pm On Jun 20, 2010
That dog is a nephew to my dog oo, I'm very sure of that. And who's talking of adoption when the wealthy dog has friends and families here in Naija. Pls the dog should come back home, now that he has (becomerich) after serving the mistress very well.

@Doggie
Be wise! There's no place like home.
Jokes Etc / Re: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by cpatra(f): 6:56pm On Jun 18, 2010
Heh! This kai kai man na real star now. See how person just shine.

@Ben-10
I go like enter kilishi club. Any link pls?
Jokes Etc / Re: Religious Husband by cpatra(f): 4:31pm On Jun 18, 2010
Chai! Women don suffer
Politics / Re: Pdp Conducts Aptitude Test For Aspirants - Funny? by cpatra(f): 1:53pm On Jun 18, 2010
AK 47?

LMFAO
Sports / Re: Nigeria'll Qualify & Kaita'll Play In Quarter Finals by cpatra(f): 10:34am On Jun 18, 2010
Dream on!
Family / Re: What Would You Do To Such A Wife? by cpatra(f): 8:12am On Jun 18, 2010
Boot her nd the silly pictures outta your house!. . . Silly woman!. Temper
Family / Re: What Would You Do To Such A Wife? by cpatra(f): 7:25am On Jun 18, 2010
Very funny woman indeed. Sure wanna make the hussy mad with jealousy. Only God knows what the arguement was all about, that'll make her react like that.
Family / Re: I'm Having A Baby! Any Yoruba Name Suggestions? by cpatra(f): 12:22am On Jun 18, 2010
Olusegun (Segun)- I don't even know the meaning. But u can ask your hussy.
Politics / Re: Northern Govs Laud Fg Oil Exploration In Region by cpatra(f): 10:56am On Jun 17, 2010
Which oil are they looking for again? When they have enough groundnut to process groundnut. Or do they want us to build a refinery for that one too? Mr. President may be you consider that and award me the contract.
Politics / Re: How Do You Feel When You Hear The National Anthem. by cpatra(f): 9:40am On Jun 17, 2010
The last sentence is the straw that breaks the camel's back.
*sob* sob*sob*
Politics / Re: Deji Of Akure Fights Back : Demands N10b For Damages by cpatra(f): 9:26am On Jun 17, 2010
I don't really understand. Fighting back as in: he wanna raise the money to pay his wife? If that's the case, I wish him luck anyway, but that's a very weak move, the cry of a defeated man.

Issue of jeopardizing his life as he claims, mehn, the man is a great joker. Haven't he heard this adage: it's better for a man to die for people than people dying for one man.

People of Akure should sacrifice the man to their oracle to appease the gods. Lol
Politics / Re: Abia 2011: Kalu Backs Brother For Governorship by cpatra(f): 9:06am On Jun 17, 2010
Well, from what I heard, the Abians are practising monarchial system of govt. Heard also that Orji Uzor's mother is the elegant queen. So appointing her sons and nephews as prime ministers of Abia state, she's still playing by the rule of the game. Since they are emulating their colonial masters(UK), Who am I to say no. I wish them luck.

Long live the Queen of Abia.
Politics / Re: Is Nigeria A Developing Nation? by cpatra(f): 8:38am On Jun 17, 2010
@ Lyfe

I concur

@ Poster

The retrogressive rate is alarming. But with good democratic government, which can be achieved through free n fair election, Nigeria can still move forward. But the issue is, can we have free n fair election in Nigeria? And that's where corruption comes in. We still have to fight corruption from the grassroot.

Sorry I deviate a little from the topic.
Politics / Re: Prostitution Banned In Abuja by cpatra(f): 4:20pm On Jun 15, 2010
shinaidowu Prostitution Banned In Abuja
« on: Today at 09:25:37 AM »

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The New FCT Minister (dont give a damn whats his name is) has given a 24hours ultimatum for all love-peddlers to evacuate Abuja. These Nigerian politicians never cease to amaze me. I was just wondering when i heard the news and the following questions came to my mind,
1. Are love-peddlers the problem of Nigeria today?
2.How do differentiate who is a love-peddler and who is not (not talking about those residing permanently in brothels) that is with the outrageuos dress sense . what a pity, many will now lose their job. mass unemployment.lol
Politics / Re: Chris Okotie Joins Presidential Race. . . Again?! by cpatra(f): 9:26pm On Jun 14, 2010
@sugarfoot
Pal, na wah oo! Are u saying that he still has 15 more elections to contest after this before he'll win. Mehn dat will kill his morale. Lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Has Ohakim Done With Imo Youth's N2000? by cpatra(f): 7:55am On Jun 10, 2010
He'll use it for his re-election campaign
Romance / Re: True Love Is Unbreakable by cpatra(f): 7:16pm On Jun 09, 2010
Poem with no rhymes. No be so they teach me for kindergatin.
Family / Re: I'm In Love With My Dad by cpatra(f): 12:44pm On Jun 06, 2010
@ OP

Mcheeewww
Family / Re: It Has Happen In Abuja : by cpatra(f): 12:28pm On Jun 06, 2010
Na only Abuja you dey perform?
Politics / Re: Governor Peter Obi Reviving Igbo Language And Culture by cpatra(f): 10:49am On Jun 06, 2010
Soludo is no match for Obi where Anambrarians are. He might be ur super hero , but not in Anambra.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Looted More Than Abacha! by cpatra(f): 10:34am On Jun 06, 2010
Abacha was there once while Obj twice.

Abacha is having ever lasting sleep, while Obj only sleeps at social functions.
Politics / Re: List Of Nigerians That Can Turn Things Around For The Better by cpatra(f): 10:27am On Jun 06, 2010
This is rigged ! Can't find my name.

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