@OP

kudos 2 the kind girl wey turn you born again over night.

Ha ha ha ha, I think sey na only guys sabi dey break heart? Girls una too much. Keep it up!

Give him few years, he'll divorse the girl and marry another, all in the name of religion.

Mental-retarded-nitwit that calls himself politician. Using religion to cover crimes. Wonder what he's still doing in senate house.

Next they'll start killing , telling us that Muhammed killed. Stupid Imam- Idiotic mammal and slowpoke.

Thanx dear!

Testimony

I'm in love wit Drogba, the guy no even sey I dey exist self, pls Chelsea fans help and get his phone number 4 me, no mind dat I'm anti- chelsea fan. But I'm fan to loaded guys anyway.

Shit! Na dream, just woke up.

Na lie bro, He's on the run cuz he's the only one being chased like that. Tell me, who is chasing the sharks like Obj and Atiku?

The young man was learning skills. Next, he was gonna pluck money with gun. What an action movie!

May he rest in peace

Poster, what is your motive?

Mr. Lecturer, when shall we (your students) have KISS 601 (Advanced Kissing Practical) exam. I don't mind having 39% so I can resit.

Smiles!

Woah ooh! dat's the reason Oyibos are never unemployed. Every business is legal, even fuc.kingsin. I envy una.

Are u guys serious? Maybe I should not contest again. Life is too good to be wasted.

Agba mmikpo (sunken cheek) and imi ogologo(pointed nose)

ha ha ha.

Death penality? Who will sentence who? That'll means ' he who has not embezzled should throw the first stone'.

Norman campaign jargons. We're used to that.

Anyway, Mr. Businessman, we'll buy your idea, but as for your presidential candidacy, I laugh in Nairalandish.

Goodluck Jonathan is the dream of any good Nigerian. Hope he continues like that and should not let the evil that comes with power enter his system. I am foreseeing a better Nigeria.

Fools? No! They are doing their job well. Bunch of self- centred sycophants,

We're gonna defeat the Blackburn wit 2 goals to nothing. Up United, no shaking!

Final will be between Barca and Bayern. And what happened to Man U last season will happen to Barca. So the crown is for Bayern.

Bro u 4 tell us say ur pocket don empty make we help out. Nairalanders pls we ve a beggar in our midst. No amount is 2 much or small, help him out! Poster, your account number pls.

Shoot2kill, it's a pity dat people like Dora are not meant 4 hell. They're 2 bad for d place. There presence alone will cause big wahala. Hell needs likes of you and Bello, u've all the excellent qualities 2 be there.

Unlike in Nigeria, we're thriving 2 re brand, pls your kind is not needed. Go to where you fit well,

Sorry 4 d post. Just a mistake!

Pls house,is it true dat Inec will be conducting interview today, info pls or is it just rumor.

Inec interview!

Umunna na ụmụada kedu nụ? Obi bụ m polina polina k' anyị si emekorita. Ụmụ afọ Igbo ekelee m.

Incompetent amateurs. They should go to Aso rock for 1 year IT. Datz where we've professional.

Ewoh! He should contest for president and make the toddler first lady. Nigeria Ndoo!