₦airaland Forum

LoveJesus87:
Lmao shift lemme die

Abeg oh, Master Wan can do that for you free of charge.

Bhol28:
So lucky indeed,chinko companies operating in Nigeria are so mean,some can even calculate 500k as compensation

Lmfao, that's why they're "MADE IN CHINA" (so fake and cunning)

buffalowings:
Oya chop small meat and clean ya mouth

Thanks.

APPROVED!!!





The devil will do the rest with his ashes.

praxisnetworks:
Not enough.
Question: is he truly crippled?
Is 3million enough for his abused rights?
Is the 3 million a substitute for implementing our laws concerning the matter?

Bro, that guy is even lucky to get N3mil.



Master Wan is the biological father of Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

Oh Heavens!!!!!!!



This high level of foolishness coming from my State?

Try Uyo, Enugu, Asaba, Warri and Port Harcourt next time.



Especially my Delta state, The pride of the South, So vastly endowed with several magnificent edifices.

TSOM:
...While some boys have bodycounts higher than the number of days Buhari has spent in London.

You lack the moral right to term others as promiscous when you insert your phallus in between the thighs of every willing woman.

Perfect reply.

Just like a photo artist with tremendous skills, he'll X-ray their thighs with his dick inside out and then come to Nairaland and call them promiscous.

Dailyschoolnews:
Hy there, I like you

Thanks..... Good morning.

Use this meat knack better banga soup with starch or correct Ukodo......

The chronic disease we call "Nigeria police" will never seek and follow righteousness neither will they crave for fairness and justice.



They exudes pain, misery and injustice.



#spits

And the little Friday Paul is beaten yet again with the cane of injustice on the altar of bribery.


I can't imagine the agony and pains little Friday Paul is going through.



The police have waged war against the helpless.

yinkslinks:
I have the lotion and the normal one, which do you want?

Thanks bro, but i done use kernel pomade help myself.

MrBrownJay1:
Oh no, it's a well know fact, that he is as gay as The rainbow. But in macho world of football it's like BLASPHEMY, so he stays in the closet.

His lover used to be from Morroco, and CR7 would fly by private jet every week to see him

Why art thou wicked oh ye mortals?

He will definitely name them "Leo" and "Messi"



I guess you know why.

OrestesDante:
So we now have to present credentials before konji.

1. Certificate of Medical Fitness
2. Sworn affidavit
3. Not lower than B.Sc (HND). Minimum 2.1

My brother, still add age declaration, state of origin, 2 passport photograph (white background) national i.d card, driver's liecens, recent nepa bill and permanent home address.

[quote author=praxisnetworks post=57961655][/quote]God bless you Bro,

Oh dear Lord!!!!


And I've finish all my vaseline.


Government never pay.




No money to buy fairly use vaseline.

But the judge awarded the sum of N50, 000 to be paid to Abeeb as against the N120, 000 he demanded.








E be like say maggot dey waka for the judge sense.

Another "funnycators" thread.



I lack experience, lemme just take my leave.

There we have it.


If you're coming for some real "pleasure" please come with a genuine health report.





On a lighter note, I think that dude deserve a national merit award.

Yeah, it will get ready for takeoff when they roll the bag of bones with a golden mat who's currently battling with his life.

comradespade:
Boss, how you dey Na?


This ur facial expression Na something else

Doing great Bro, It's been a while. Dodorima to you.


I be KING.

Not here to argue with fools.....



God bless GEJ.


God bless the Niger Delta Republic

comradespade:
DôDóRîMà

So you be axeman?

TSOM:
Perfect! Being straight-edged and teetotal is better.

Teetotalism is another way of showing respect to your kidneys.




Greetings, The Son Of Mark.

I guess he'll be an object of mockery.



What a failure. Just like his master.

Humble Welbeck,


Still waiting for Gabriel Agbonlahor to visit Benin city,


Also waiting for Alaba, Dele Alli and Buhari to visit Nigeria.

cthia:
risk ke ..u shld knw dis is nt ordinary na

Cynthia, what do we call this one then?

0toobong:
this one virgina is watery

Good Heavens!!!

No need to paint buhari. Nature has done that already.

Do beggars ever have any choice?

And at the very end, 4 gallons of KUNU will be his reward for taking such risk.