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Career / Re: Chinese Company In Ogun Compensates Worker Crippled By His Boss’ Kung-fu Kicks by CplusJason: 10:21am On Jun 30, 2017
LoveJesus87:
Lmao shift lemme die grin grin
grin Abeg oh, Master Wan can do that for you free of charge. grin


Bhol28:
So lucky indeed,chinko companies operating in Nigeria are so mean,some can even calculate 500k as compensation
Lmfao, that's why they're "MADE IN CHINA" (so fake and cunning) grin


buffalowings:


Oya chop small meat and clean ya mouth grin
Thanks. grin

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Crime / Re: Suspected Member Of The Badoo Cult Group, Burnt To Death Today In Ikorodu by CplusJason: 8:03am On Jun 30, 2017
APPROVED!!!





The devil will do the rest with his ashes.

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Career / Re: Chinese Company In Ogun Compensates Worker Crippled By His Boss’ Kung-fu Kicks by CplusJason: 6:56am On Jun 30, 2017
praxisnetworks:
Not enough.
Question: is he truly crippled?
Is 3million enough for his abused rights?
Is the 3 million a substitute for implementing our laws concerning the matter?
Bro, that guy is even lucky to get N3mil. grin



Master Wan is the biological father of Jet Li and Jackie Chan. grin

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Family / Re: Delta Woman Baths 17-yr Girl With Acid For Snatching Her Husband ‘in Dream’ by CplusJason: 6:41am On Jun 30, 2017
Oh Heavens!!!!!!!



This high level of foolishness coming from my State?

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Travel / Re: Lawyer & His Uber Driver Stuck In Lagos Flood (Photos) by CplusJason: 6:30am On Jun 30, 2017
Try Uyo, Enugu, Asaba, Warri and Port Harcourt next time. cool



Especially my Delta state, The pride of the South, So vastly endowed with several magnificent edifices. wink

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Romance / Re: "I'm Proud To Say My First Boyfriend Is Really My Last" - US Based Nigerian Lady by CplusJason: 6:12am On Jun 30, 2017
TSOM:
...While some boys have bodycounts higher than the number of days Buhari has spent in London.

You lack the moral right to term others as promiscous when you insert your phallus in between the thighs of every willing woman.smiley
Perfect reply.

Just like a photo artist with tremendous skills, he'll X-ray their thighs with his dick inside out and then come to Nairaland and call them promiscous.

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Romance / Re: 7 Awkward Ways Nigerian Ladies Act After Making Love by CplusJason: 5:53am On Jun 30, 2017
Dailyschoolnews:


Hy there, I like you
Thanks..... Good morning.

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Crocodile My Friends And I Killed At Enugu River Side by CplusJason: 4:58am On Jun 30, 2017
Use this meat knack better banga soup with starch or correct Ukodo...... tongue

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Crime / Re: Joy Odama Died Of Carbon Monoxide Poisoning, Not Cocaine - New Autopsy Reveals by CplusJason: 4:51am On Jun 30, 2017
The chronic disease we call "Nigeria police" will never seek and follow righteousness neither will they crave for fairness and justice.



They exudes pain, misery and injustice.



#spits

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Crime / Re: Man Who Drove 3-inch Nail Into Nephew’s Skull, Freed, Victim Discharged (pics) by CplusJason: 4:49am On Jun 30, 2017
And the little Friday Paul is beaten yet again with the cane of injustice on the altar of bribery.


I can't imagine the agony and pains little Friday Paul is going through.



The police have waged war against the helpless.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photo Of A Zambian Policewoman In A Tight Skirt That Got People Talking by CplusJason: 9:34pm On Jun 29, 2017
yinkslinks:
I have the lotion and the normal one, which do you want?
Thanks bro, but i done use kernel pomade help myself.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Cuddles His Twin Babies As He Unveils Them Online. Photo by CplusJason: 8:19pm On Jun 29, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


Oh no, it's a well know fact, that he is as gay as The rainbow. But in macho world of football it's like BLASPHEMY, so he stays in the closet.

His lover used to be from Morroco, and CR7 would fly by private jet every week to see him

grin

Why art thou wicked oh ye mortals? grin

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Cuddles His Twin Babies As He Unveils Them Online. Photo by CplusJason: 7:07pm On Jun 29, 2017
He will definitely name them "Leo" and "Messi" wink



I guess you know why. cool

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Romance / Re: Woman Left Paralysed After Orgasm During Sex by CplusJason: 6:10pm On Jun 29, 2017
OrestesDante:


So we now have to present credentials before konji.

1. Certificate of Medical Fitness
2. Sworn affidavit
3. Not lower than B.Sc (HND). Minimum 2.1

grin


My brother, still add age declaration, state of origin, 2 passport photograph (white background) national i.d card, driver's liecens, recent nepa bill and permanent home address. grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photo Of A Zambian Policewoman In A Tight Skirt That Got People Talking by CplusJason: 6:06pm On Jun 29, 2017
[quote author=praxisnetworks post=57961655][/quote] God bless you Bro,

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photo Of A Zambian Policewoman In A Tight Skirt That Got People Talking by CplusJason: 5:47pm On Jun 29, 2017
Oh dear Lord!!!!


And I've finish all my vaseline.


Government never pay.




No money to buy fairly use vaseline.

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Family / Re: Housewife Offers N120,000 To Quit Marriage, Court Grants 50,000 by CplusJason: 4:42pm On Jun 29, 2017
But the judge awarded the sum of N50, 000 to be paid to Abeeb as against the N120, 000 he demanded.








E be like say maggot dey waka for the judge sense. angry

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Romance / Re: 7 Awkward Ways Nigerian Ladies Act After Making Love by CplusJason: 4:13pm On Jun 29, 2017
Another "funnycators" thread.



I lack experience, lemme just take my leave.

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Romance / Re: Woman Left Paralysed After Orgasm During Sex by CplusJason: 3:58pm On Jun 29, 2017
There we have it.


If you're coming for some real "pleasure" please come with a genuine health report. grin





On a lighter note, I think that dude deserve a national merit award. cheesy
Politics / Re: CONFIRMED: Presidential Aircraft Parked Idly In London For More Than Seven Weeks by CplusJason: 3:24pm On Jun 29, 2017
Yeah, it will get ready for takeoff when they roll the bag of bones with a golden mat who's currently battling with his life.
Politics / Re: CONFIRMED: Presidential Aircraft Parked Idly In London For More Than Seven Weeks by CplusJason: 3:19pm On Jun 29, 2017
cool
Crime / Re: Cultists Bury Their Dead Member In Delta Publicly (Pics) by CplusJason: 2:53pm On Jun 29, 2017
comradespade:



Boss, how you dey Na?


This ur facial expression Na something else cheesy
Doing great Bro, It's been a while. Dodorima to you.


I be KING. cool
Politics / Re: Passengers Excited As Former Militant Turned Pilot Flies Them To Owerri. Photos by CplusJason: 2:46pm On Jun 29, 2017
Not here to argue with fools.....



God bless GEJ.


God bless the Niger Delta Republic

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Crime / Re: Cultists Bury Their Dead Member In Delta Publicly (Pics) by CplusJason: 2:21pm On Jun 29, 2017
comradespade:
DôDóRîMà angry
So you be axeman?

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Romance / Re: A Man Who Does Not Smoke Or Drinks, Is He Considered Not To Be Man Enough? by CplusJason: 8:26am On Jun 29, 2017
TSOM:
Perfect! Being straight-edged and teetotal is better.
Teetotalism is another way of showing respect to your kidneys.




Greetings, The Son Of Mark.
Politics / Re: Buratai Meets With Military Officers In London (Photos) by CplusJason: 7:01am On Jun 29, 2017
I guess he'll be an object of mockery.



What a failure. Just like his master.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: England Star, Danny Welbeck Visits His Family In Ghana by CplusJason: 8:14pm On Jun 28, 2017
Humble Welbeck,


Still waiting for Gabriel Agbonlahor to visit Benin city,


Also waiting for Alaba, Dele Alli and Buhari to visit Nigeria.

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Culture / Re: Man Carrying A Live Crocodile On His Back At A Festival In Kano (Photos) by CplusJason: 4:46pm On Jun 28, 2017
cthia:

risk ke ..u shld knw dis is nt ordinary na
Cynthia, what do we call this one then? cool
Romance / Re: Hot Bridesmaids Show Off Their Assets On The Dance Floor As Groomsmen Watch by CplusJason: 10:26am On Jun 28, 2017
0toobong:
this one virgina is watery
Good Heavens!!! grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Artist Paints Trump, Obama, Others As Refugees by CplusJason: 10:04am On Jun 28, 2017
No need to paint buhari. Nature has done that already. cool

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Culture / Re: Man Carrying A Live Crocodile On His Back At A Festival In Kano (Photos) by CplusJason: 9:43am On Jun 28, 2017
Do beggars ever have any choice? cool

And at the very end, 4 gallons of KUNU will be his reward for taking such risk.

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