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Xenophobia!

Buhari must hear this.

Substandard phones that can’t received OTA update right??

Phones that will spy on me and send my private information to Hong Kong ba??

Apple all the way jor! Even if I die today I’m rest assured my dealings and privacy will follow me to the grave.

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Weytin una dey do apart from ye or ney?

Embezzle constituency allowance, buy luxury cars, build mansions, marry 19 years old (Ned) and dash the remaining one to slay mamas.

Naija will still remain a shithole in 100 years to come if our main problem (corrupt leaders) is not addressed.

Legislooters!

Patience, perseverance and persistence (the 3 Ps) are always the key to success.

That is the motto of a true hustler.

From 1986.... you know how many people go don insult am say he be NFA (No future Ambition).

If no be say na better wife him marry, if na one of the olosho girls of this our generation him marry I believe say she for don run leave am since. Never marry a Hoe.

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They dashed them out to their Boko Haram brothers of course.

Another excuse to budget another round of $1 billion to acquire ghost weapons.

The war in the North East is like a Ponzi scheme scam where each successful government would find it very hard to stop because of the largesse in it.

Pool party...

The new serial killer of Nigerian Undergraduates.

RIP

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Ubi the YBNL

Chopping dem evening newspapers and awon feminists money yanfu yanfu!

Na now I know why Davido called you Legend.

One bible of SK for you there. You too much.

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My question be say weytin underage girls dey find for night club?

The culprits should be dealt with though irrespective.

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If na you unko??

Na the next looter in line get the most fans (sycophants) now o.

Soldier go, soldier come but barrack (looting) remains constant.

At least no more molding of statues that have zero economic values to the people of Imo State.

No smoke without fire.

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The street is rugged!

Driver be like...

Make we kuku die here.

Experience is always the best teacher.

Epistle of the looters. E be like say dem wan yan another story again...

Abeg Efosa give me SK make I wrap jor!

Next level of suffering for Zombies �‍♀️

4 year tenure 3 year holiday...

My sweet love Katrina from Texas has got me covered.

Fulani 101.4 FM broadcasting live and direct from Daura.

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Olokpa with eye Service... Returned an Android phone just to trend.

No be him Job to return lost or stolen items before??

By the way has he returned all the money he collects as bribe and Roger from civilians on a daily??

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Politicians (yahoo men) don dey fight kungfu again on top our national cake.

Shame no dey catch una??

Rugeddi the SNITCH!

You don dey fear say boys for street fit change am for you ba??

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Nice format. Boys go flex scatter...

They thought yahoo yahoo is done be street urchins who are neither educated nor smart.

What do you expect from someone that graduated from the University to be doing with all the knowledge acquired and without jobs to keep him busy? Make him sit down for House dey count ceilings ba??

Don’t get it twisted folks... Na smart people dey do yahoo o. MMM is a case study of a well orchestrated scam to dupe the gullible.

Next time shine your eyes greedy dumb fvcks!

Me: Mr. Magu (Mugu), one oyibo like that wan dash me money o, I say make I ask you first if I should go ahead and collect it.

Mr. Mugu: Don’t try it, that is cyber fraud!

Me: Ogun strike you there Magu!

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Osubande the Trada moni scammer.

Only 10 percent of it was used to buy votes before the election and the remaining one don enter voicemail. Chai see format!! EFCC no dey see this one o...

Mr. Magu (Mugu), one oyibo woman wan dash me money o, I say make I ask you first if I should go ahead and collect it.

Ogun kee you there Magu!

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Fish scales business...

If you know, you know.

Nice one.

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Na computerized vehicle inspection center the common man for the society tell you say e be him problem??

Yeye projects just to save face after dem don loot the state dry.

Four year tenure three year holiday...

fukushaki:
150 cows loading

The 150 gay cows as usual

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The famous lame excuse for looting and embezzling public funds.

Shame no dey catch una.

jaxxy:
Olamide seems principled which is nice bt 2 or more artists can shine at same time under same label I think. Well depending on how u push their songs.

It depends on the size of the Record Label and their Resources. You can’t compare Deff Jam with YBNL now

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Nigerians with pride, envy, hate and entitlement mentality.

If you know say you too good, why you no go open your own record label make you sign yourself?? Ungrateful kids.

Drake and Nicki Minaj still have deals with Young Money even with the level of success they have attained.

Who come be Lyta?

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Na who dem catch be thief.

Although if the lifeless Bubu and his lapdogs (EFCC) does not have the balls to arrest Tinubu or OBJ for crippling this country, then it is safe to say Jonathan and his cronies should be left alone as well.
After all stealing is not corruption (Jona 2015)

Why go after the corrupt politicians when it’s easier to secure the conviction and jail petty thieves like yahoo boys. The last I checked Evans the Billionaire kidnapper is still in detention for how many years now, what are they still investigating?? While they want to secure the conviction of Naira Marley in just three weeks without a fair trial.

According the mentality of Magu (Mugu) and other stupid Nigerians with misplaced priorities, Yahoo boys are the reasons why;

1. Nigeria is the poverty capital of the world.

2. We don’t have stable electricity

3. Boko Haram is killing thousands in North East

4. The rate of unemployment high

5. We don’t have good roads

6. 1 Dollar is equivalent to 360 naira

7. Fulani herdsmen are killing farmers and raping their wives in middle belt.

8. There is high insecurity on Abuja-Kaduna road

So give death sentences or life imprisonment to all the yahoo boys while the corrupt leaders can walk free.

Kill all the yahoo boys because they are the ones holding Nigeria from moving forward.

HYPOCRITES!! If you like jail all the yahoo boys, Nigeria will still remain a sh!thole in 100 years to come if the main problem is not addressed.

#Rest in peace Hungerbad. Tell Oluwa say boys for naija still dey hungry o.

Oluwasaeon:

Yeah, 2baba plays hockey

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Una go arrest tire, shebi una like to treat symptoms and not diseases.

Mind you...there are more than 2 million yahoo boys in Nigeria. Make una better go build prison the size of Barcelona’s Camp Nue stadium.

Yahoo yahoo can never end in Nigeria. Not when the children of the rich and influential people are working in big companies while the children of the common man are roaming the streets with no source of livelihood.

Yusuf Buhari that is riding and crashing bike worth 20 million, what does the modafvcka do for a living?

Our failed systems gave rise to yahoo yahoo. Yahoo Yahoo has come to stay because na our oil work be that. You can go fvck yourself if you have a contrary opinion.

Mr. Magu (Mugu), shey if oyibo dash me money and I collect am, is that a cyber crime??

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This one sided Justice sef...As usual, fighting the symptoms and not the disease.

Boys never chop you say make dem no press lappy...
yahoo yahoo will never end in Nigeria as long as the children of the rich and influential people are working in big companies while the children of the common man are roaming the streets to survive with no source of livelihood.

Yusuf Buhari that is riding and crashing bike worth 20 million, what does he do for a living??

To totally stop corruption in Nigeria, our leaders (political yahoo men) have to be stripped of their immunity clauses if found wanting and quickly secure their convictions just like what EFCC is doing to yahoo boys, if not Nigeria will remain in this sorry state in the next 50 years...God forbid.

Not by chasing small boys with laptops around when an outgoing Governor is allocating the sum of 6 Billion to complete a non existing airport.

Mr. Magu (Mugu), shey if oyibo dash me money and I collect am, is that a cyber crime??

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Don’t get it twisted folks...

A victory for either PDP or APC is not a victory for the common man as they both have one thing in common, CORRUPTION.

To stop corruption in Nigeria our leaders (political yahoo men) have to be stripped of their immunity clauses, if not Nigeria will remain in this sorry state in the next 50 years...God forbid.

Not by chasing small boys with laptops around when an outgoing Governor is allocating the sum of 6 Billion to complete a non existing airport.

Mr. Magu (Mugu), shey if oyibo dash me money and I collect am, is that a cyber crime??