iHart:
Chai, and he is currently supervising my friend in his PhD.

Modified: information has it that he has not been sack. See the attached memo.

Bro the man don lose him Job already.

Interdict is more like an indirect sacking. Forget English, dem mean the same thing.

Lol

Lol

School na scam for Nigeria.

As long as you can read and write you are educated

What we have in Nigeria are not schools, they are breeding grounds for sex starved lecturers, oloshos and cultists.

Just use your school fees take buy lappy,
hustle and cash out big time,
then go abroad to have a quality education like the children of our yam eaters

Lol

Everybody for naija supposed don know say government na major scam na.

Try touch Buhari, Osubande mere commissioner, the Governors and Senators salary make you see how dem go react

Thank Oluwa say I begin press o, if not na one junky for Daura for dey determine how my salary for be, when I no be refugee or immigrant for my own country.

Nigeria will never go forward this way, let’s just be sincere.
Power belongs to the people and not the government... Hong Kong and Sudan as a case study.

This is me pissing on Federal Government and their fvcking jobs.

Lol

One month hiatus compared to the millions they must have made, you do the maths.

Since Nigeria is still a sh!t-hole, they will still come back to continue their yahoo yahoo after serving time. They will only be more careful next time not to get caught.

Even the Bible says that a fool (maga) and his money will always part ways...Proverbs 21:20

Lol

This is me pissing on all the threads involving Pastor Biodun Fatonyibo, COZA and Busola Dakolo.

As long as my clients keep paying, weytin concern me with Pastors and their magas sheeples

They can go fvck themselves for all I care.

Lol

Part time stripper

So this male stripper hustle don enter naija

I would rather press my lappy than engage in all these.

Good one

He got his head straight up.

That’s what real Gees do.


Always chase your dreams before chasing gold diggers slay queens

The only chase I know is "Chase Bank" because I know the hoes will always chase the Mulla.

Lol

Dem go jail taya sha.

Typical of a sh!t-hole country. Always fighting symptoms while leaving the sickness to thrive.

One day we go wake up to realize say all our able bodied youths dey for prison.

#Amnesty for yahoo boys. They fvcking deserve it because it’s their right.

Eavy:
The women he slept with are dumb.

You should have known already that 80% of women are dumb

That’s why we dey call them fish brains.

People dey hungry and vex at the same time o.

And for your information, they are ready to kill anyone that dare to take away their source of livelihood... that’s survival instincts in a lawless and corrupt country like Nigeria.

Who die for naija government die for nothing.

Sad

Suicidal kids telling other suicidal kids that Suicide is not the answer... Kendrick Lamar


That aside....

Abeg if life taya you as a young graduate,
instead of to commit suicide,
just hustle Legbuke,
use the money buy small android phone.
American women are lonely and they need someone to tell them that they are beautiful and lovely.
Just dey try your luck, with time Oluwa go bless you with God fearing client

Lol

No be only yahoo boys body una for dey get power??

How many corrupt politicians una convict inside the 83 people??

Shame on you Magu!

Lol

The money don enter voicemail as usual na

If you ask Magu now him go tell you say na yahoo boys steal the money

Reference:
700 billion is completely insufficient to rehabilitate and maintain Federal roads throughout Nigeria. We are not making enough money as a country. The condition of our roads reflect the productivity of Nigerians. We are too lazy, unproductive and ignorant to have decent infrastructure.

One of the children of our YAM EATERS spotted above

Lol

Na only for poor yahoo boys body EFCC dey get power.

Shame on you Magu!

Lol

barackodam:
Criminal cases in Nigeria has skyrocketed gan. Na wa o.


Make God protect us from evil people

Lol

Nigerians are ready to survive by any means possible.

No be their fault, Na survival instinct.

Lol

Who no go will never know.

Dem think say na our wish to become pressers.

I wanted to be an aeronautical engineer you know.
But my poor family background coupled with the Nigerian factor changed my dreams.

Thanks to online fraud, Umunna don finally empower. Is God not marvelous?

Lol

I will advise every Guyman in the south region to always walk with a 9.

Where I reside you can’t dare to rob me even with my iPhone in my hands because I go gun you down before you try nonsense. My body ip is top notch and I’m always strapped!

Lol

All these local yahoo boys men sef

Your mates dey do ITT to move $$ cash from abroad enter naija and una dey here dey scam your fellow poor Nigerians.

At least if you wan eat frog try eat the one wey get eggs so that it will be worth it.

Lol

I have long dumped mine in the village. It is useless like Buhari

By the grace of God I’m now an internet entrepreneur...if you know, you know.

Lol

Naija will never get better in the next 50 years.

What do you expect from a country with an SSCE certificate forger as a president while the vice is just a mere commissioner who is a professor ironically

Lol

Weed is my own religion

It gives me wisdom akin to the most high (Jah).

Lol

Lol

Aswear if no be yahoo yahoo things for don fall apart since.

Yahoo yahoo is just a means to an end. Boys gat chop no be our fault.

Even the Bible says that a fool (maga) and his money will always part ways...Proverbs 21:20

Yahoo boys dey scam Nigerians?? .
How much dem get??

Point of correction...

The amount stated in the post above represent the total money brought into Nigeria by Yahoo boys to balance the economy.
Una know how simultaneous equation be na...

If no be yahoo yahoo things for don fall apart since.

Skepticus:


The best news I read today. So much hope for humanity

Another "undesirable" weeds itself off.

I hope tomorrow, some useless cultist would go on a killing spree killing their only fellow cultists.

Law of natural selection taking its course remotely.

Lol

Hangout thinz.

That hacker fit be naija boy o

Chai!!... work don tear

Lol

Hongmeng bullsh!t!!

iOS for life

local Pastor Gboy

Your mates dey wire money via Wells Fargo from Yankee to naija.

You dey here dey scam your fellow poor Nigerians.

I would rather die than commit suicide.

Just imagine me killing myself and leaving my weed and my clients behind

That’s a selfish move mehn!

Lesson: In this life you either live for something or die for nothing.

Lol

With her PhD and all that.

Las las na client she go be to one small boy for naija...

No be oyibo again