₦airaland Forum

Shibaraba:
Hehehehe
Na punna she still hide am


Punna
Doing what it knows how to do best
Stealing

Lol

Where she wan hide am before?

Na puna Be naija girls bank of commerce and industry na

Do the crime and pay the price.

If you must commit crime, better not get caught because na who dem catch na him be thief

shadeyinka:
Crucifies One?
Bloggers and Fake news!

Not fake news.

Men dey vex o.

Me I dey plan how I wan take go tell Dangote say I go like resume as CFO for him company on Monday

This country is fvcked.

Koti and bribe matter.

They only chase yahoo boys for their own selfish interest, the reason they are so furious and determined to harass any young guy with a ride.

How can you open fire on someone that is obviously not armed

The story go soon change when pressers go begin arm themselves.

Una go collabo and fight tire

Lol

Suddenly Na yahoo boys be the cause of all the problems for Nigeria.

Where we go come place the politicians wey dey rob us dry daily.

Misplaced priorities.

You Dumb fvcks should channel this same Energy in attacking the politicians if you sincerely want to curb yahoo yahoo.

Why is everyone always blaming weed for their foolishness

The boy’s action is the trait of an alcoholic and not a weed taker.

Lucifersticlala:
How does one tactically take to his heels?
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With what just happened in Sri Lanka, I don’t blame the popo for taking to their heels.

Customs kwa

Simi see trouble o.

JubrinElSudan:
Entertainment industry is an easier industry one can use to clean any kind of money (be it yahoo, drug, kidnapping, armed robbery etc)

Lol

If you want to wash your yahoo yahoo money clean...

Just open a music record label and act as the CEO.

Badosneh

All hustle na hustle jor.

The world is really sick.

It looks like a Mother to son or an elder sister to younger bro kind of convo.

I saw someone mentioned "ichilo" she keeps mentioning means he bunked someone with HIV

transgendered or intersex

Is Bobrisky intersex

I think I’m high

I guess it’s the season of blame games

My client never still credit my aza, na who I go come blame now

The greedy and self centered generation.
You are right but you were also part of the problems.

The govt hurriedly introduced entrepreneurship (CED) into our university curriculum to shut down graduates from complaining of lack of jobs after graduation.

Now boys don finally be entrepreneurs (pressers) and the shallow minded leaders are still complaining. Weytin una want from the youths again, make we dey chop and feed on our faeces.
Simi see trouble o
Na Oluwa go punish all of una.

When has it ever been the responsibility of the youths to create jobs for everyone in the country?
Even if that can be achieved, what then will now be the responsibility of the government? Embezzlement and stealing of public funds right? I laugh in Japanese

To God be the glory, I am a proud entrepreneur if you know what I mean.

cindybaby22:
Developed countries are worst
Go listen to lyrics of Lil Wayne and birdman

You dey game.

Our naija musicians are not even that explicit.

Person wey never hungry for her life before sef dey Form street.

I still like her though irrespective, even though she is trying too hard to empathize with the Main Street brought ups.

Lol

Hypocrites everywhere.

You can’t love honey and hate bees at the same time.

In naija everybody na criminal. Choose your battles wisely.

uuzba:
Let all the whole oyibos who made the car, confirm first before I add mouth.

This is from CNBC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm6drQ0FKgU

Lol

Sharp guy. Na where you go see light take charge Tesla car for naija??

Me sef dey on the look out o Incase e sup make I tell my client for California to place order sharperly

Debramaye:
try listening to Bob Marley or 2pacs fire albums when smoking and keep some Pepsi by your side, you'll feel so fly

True that.

Good to know that a lot of people are now embracing marijuana. It’s just a natural recreational herbs for heaven’s sake. Mary-J will refine your thinking and makes you become wiser - fact!!

Cigarettes from tobacco is the enemy, Alcohol is the enemy, and the irony is that they are both legal in naija while the herbs for the wise (weed) is illegal.

In my house if I catch you smoking cigarettes you will be sent out

Debramaye:
Lol here in the US people smoke even stronger weed mostly young adults and teenagers, best time to smoke is evening, mhen try watching good action movie when high you'll Def thank God for making this plant.

No be lie. You dey game.

Mine is WEED and SPOTIFY... A perfect combination made in heaven

Debramaye:
Lol in the United States we use bong to smoke, but I don't know the legal level of weed in Nigeria yet, my cousins tell me it's cheap and they get it from people in their school (uni) and yes it's the green dried one, I just light it up in my bong and smoke, fresh smoke that calms my nerves and make me happy and content with life, you can use Rizler to smoke yours tho which is Legal, but be careful if it's your first time you might not like it and also moderation is a priority before you get addicted, although weed is not addictive, I can go months without smoking

Here in naija we smoke it 24/7 fvck SARS and NDLEA

I once did 365 if you know what I mean back in my uni days.

Sometimes I just imagine life without weed in naija. Coupled with Bubu’s next level agenda, na serious depression person for dey o.

Redoil:
I trust m. buhari to take action by calling on all security chief to aso rock for photoshoot....
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Lol

You no lie bro.

Bubu and misplaced priorities are like 5 and 6.

Lol

What a time to be alive.

Generation of Baby-daddies and Baby-mamas

How person go dip fingers for public pot of stew

Some people just dey bring their dirty habits for House come display for outside.

Olalan:
Divorced five women shows he's the problem. And to think a lady would know her lover is a serial divorcee and still go ahead to marry him is baffling

Most Nigerian women are after money/fame and not love.

mikejj:
mr eazi is a smart guy...he has back up plan ..nice one

All smart hustlers get Plan B as backup.

Else if plan A pause or fail, na one chance you go just enter o.

Lol

Nobody cheats death.

When death beckons, even bicycle tyre fit kill you.

What I don’t like is when hustlers blame others for their misfortunes. All true hustlers take responsibility for their actions when the chips are down.

Nobody owes you nada, if the penalty for your crime is death, then be ready to face it honorably like a true hustler.
If you wan hustle, at least try to use sense. Last last if there are no buyers for the drugs there wouldn’t be sellers.

RIP in advance though, hustle countinues no matter who get gored. After all na who dem catch na him be thief.