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Sports / Re: Chelsea 4:1 Arsenal: Sarri Celebrates Europa League Title With Fat Cigar by Craigslists: 8:51am On May 30, 2019
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I celebrated mine with a fat jumbo weed. I don’t do cancer sticks.

All hail the blues.

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Flaunts Her Engagement Ring by Craigslists: 8:28pm On May 29, 2019
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My people say Na who wear shoe know where e dey pinch am.

Happy married life Regina Munir Nwoko Ned.

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Health / Re: Nigeria Tops List Of Highest Marijuana Consuming Countries In Africa by Craigslists: 11:43am On May 29, 2019
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Government know say if you take weed your eyes go clear to their corruption that’s why dem ban am.

Developed countries wey legalize marijuana shey we for shithole wise pass them??

Small small, eyes wey close weed go open am.

I smoke weed and I’m wise. Efosa Abeg pass me the lighter jor!

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Eagle Square For His Inauguration by Craigslists: 10:46am On May 29, 2019
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The arrival of the commander in Thief.

Federal republic of the poverty capital of the world.

You are highly welcome Sir. Please take your seat.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Declares N30m, 5 Homes, 270 Heads Of Cattle by Craigslists: 10:44am On May 29, 2019
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270 herds of cattle??

Wow! The 150 gay cows don finally repent.

Hallelujah!

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Investment / Re: How To Begin Stock Market Trading by Craigslists: 10:32am On May 29, 2019
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Alright I dey class tanda!

My problem be say Nigerian Stock market dey fear person. You fit wake up one day to hear say your money don enter voicemail as anything Naija dey always get comma.

I will only invest in stock market when I’m no longer in the shithole.

For now I would rather use my money to play betnaija or allow it to lay fallow in my account than invest in Nigerian stock market. I no fit shout.

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Autos / Re: Checkout All Automobile Names And Their Logos - Headng.com by Craigslists: 10:22am On May 29, 2019
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If we no buy the Benz weytin we gain??

I for wan order one Tesla from my guy Elon Musk, but na where I go dey charge am be my problem right now.

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Education / Re: ABU Zaria Wins Third Prize In Huawei ICT Global Competition Final (Photo) by Craigslists: 10:17am On May 29, 2019
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3rd Price. Dem try sha.

We don’t do Huawei though. Apple all the way.

ABU amaka.

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Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Invited To Presidential Inauguration, Shows Off His Invite by Craigslists: 10:12am On May 29, 2019
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No mind them Ubi.

Dem forget say na who EFCC catch be yahoo boy.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo & His Wife, Dolapo Arrive Eagle Square For Buhari’s Inauguration by Craigslists: 10:09am On May 29, 2019
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The arrival of a Vice Thief.

Osubande the tradermoni scammer!

Where is the N500 billion allocated for Social Investment Scheme??

Yahoo yahoo Pastor cum politician.

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Who Mocked Regina Daniels For Marrying Ned Nwoko Is Also Married To Old Man by Craigslists: 10:05am On May 29, 2019
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Hypocrites everywhere.
Celebrities / Re: Imade Adeleke Launches Her Hair Care Product Today by Craigslists: 9:27am On May 29, 2019
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Ok.
Celebrities / Re: Pastor Iginla Called Out For Owing and playing games after buying private jet by Craigslists: 9:16am On May 29, 2019
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common 2,500 dolls wey my magas dey chest like beans na him this pastor no fit pay??

All these fake yahoo + pastors sef!
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Looking Sad At Her Wedding To Ned Nwoko? (Photos) by Craigslists: 8:53am On May 29, 2019
Is Mallam Munir Nwoko Ned no longer a Muslim??

Why is he not fasting like his other brethren??

Abi him own Islam different??

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Celebrities / Re: 'Game Of Thrones' Star, Kit Harington 'Jon Snow' Checks Into Rehab by Craigslists: 8:46am On May 29, 2019
I am definitely going to check myself into a rehab as soon as I leave Nigeria.

Because it’s not easy to live and survive in a shithole.

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: I Have Two Wives And Four Children, I’m Not A Criminal by Craigslists: 10:17pm On May 28, 2019
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He say no be him get lappy.

Abi una wan force lappy put for him hand

This case is dead on arrival.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Nabs SSG's Brother With N60m Cash In Car Boot - Photos by Craigslists: 7:23pm On May 28, 2019
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Work of a Snitch sad

Watch your close circles properly if you’re into shady deals because na one of them go sell you out las las.

One of the reasons I don’t keep friends tongue

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Crime / Re: Two Yahoo Boys Plead Guilty to Internet Fraud in Ilorin by Craigslists: 6:35pm On May 28, 2019
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All these + boys sef!

EFCC go arrest tire...there are more than 2 million yahoo boys in Nigeria. Make una better go build big prison the size of Barcelona’s Camp Nue stadium.

No retreat, no surrender... Pressing continues no matter who gets caught because na our oil work be that.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo, His Wife Dolapo And Their Daughters, Damilola And Kiki by Craigslists: 3:44pm On May 28, 2019
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Osubande the tradermoni scammer!

Where is the N500 billion allocated for Social Investment Scheme??

Yahoo yahoo Pastor cum politician.
Celebrities / Re: Rita Daniels Injured During Preparations For Regina Daniels Wedding by Craigslists: 2:32pm On May 28, 2019
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The gods are angry.

When your son in law is older than you what do you expect??

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Celebrities / Re: Muma Gee Shares Underwear Photo by Craigslists: 2:29pm On May 28, 2019
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Singer mother of 3 indeed.

Where the children papa??
Celebrities / Re: Teebillz Shades Tiwa Savage With His Children's Day Message To Their Son by Craigslists: 8:41am On May 28, 2019
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This guy should get a life already and learn from Churchill and Ubi.

There are lots of pvssies out there waiting to be slayed. Don’t dull!

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Politics / Re: Okechukwu Enelamah: FG To Create 20 Million Jobs In Buhari’s Second Tenure by Craigslists: 7:42am On May 28, 2019
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Another lie.

What about the 5 million jobs you guys promised the last time??

Oh I forgot, more than 5 million people lost their jobs. Nigerians should get ready in this next level, 20 million people will lose their jobs this time around.

I no need una yeye Job, give Yusuf and Zara.

I’m already an internet entrepreneur... if you know what I mean.

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Politics / Re: ‘Whistleblower’ accusing CBN governor of fraud sent to prison by Craigslists: 7:27am On May 28, 2019
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EFCC no go investigate this fraud now o.

If na small $10k dolls one small poor boy manage pick for street now EFCC no go let am rest.

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Celebrities / Re: Osas Ighodaro Ditches Her Wedding Ring by Craigslists: 6:26am On May 28, 2019
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It is better to just use her bride price money to buy a sex doll and give the remaining change to charity than using it to marry a Nigerian woman hoe.

If na pikin dey hungry you just get yourself a baby mama with no drama grin
Sports / Re: Our Rivals Are Jealous Of Our Success - Man City Chairman by Craigslists: 6:21am On May 28, 2019
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Yes o... your neighbors In Manchester are jealous of your success.

E pain dem die say dem no qualify for champions league after all their gragra grin

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels And Somadina Adinma At Her Children's Day Carnival by Craigslists: 10:24pm On May 27, 2019
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I hope this guy chow that pvssy sha before Mallam Ned collect her??

If not he luzguard sad

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Romance / Re: Nigerians Blast Young Lady Over Cucumber (photos) by Craigslists: 10:12pm On May 27, 2019
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Crime / Re: Police Officers Seen Stopping Vehicles Carrying Anyone With Dreadlocks by Craigslists: 9:58pm On May 27, 2019
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Hustle don start for dem popo

If you be presser I go advise you make you remove any unnecessary stuffs from your body wey go draw attention to you.

EFCC no get any yeye intelligence, Na snitches from your neighborhood dem take dey get info o.

You fit begin carry dreadlocks like a Rastafarian when you don Japa comot for this shithole.

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Is Pregnant, Rocking Baby Bump - Fans (Photos) by Craigslists: 9:48pm On May 27, 2019
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AG don score goal.

Shakara don end o...end o...

SIMI don carry belle o...

Make dem christened the pikin Naira Marley grin
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu, Osinbajo And Ameachi At Interdenominational Church Service In Abuja by Craigslists: 12:57pm On May 27, 2019
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Osubande the trada moni scammer.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Eze Money, The Owner Of The House Okoro Blessing Claimed Was Hers by Craigslists: 12:52pm On May 27, 2019
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The gods are wise.

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