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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 10:21pm On Oct 14, 2022
Riplogic:
Then what about those that graduated recently, which means their certificates are not yet ready?
According to what the man said, he said if the statement is up to 5 years, they won't accept it
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by CrateofBeer: 6:29pm On Oct 14, 2022
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 6:27pm On Oct 14, 2022
jasperbright:
I heard those that applied using notification of result were called by custom to bring their original certificate

Who is aware of this
They said it yesterday that they will call those that submitted statement of results to bring original immediately because they won't accept statement.
I highlighted it in my post yesterday.


And i don't think they have much time to wait.

What time frame did they give for you to send it?
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by CrateofBeer: 6:23pm On Oct 14, 2022
21sailor:
Guys if u enter Gov job with waec ..is it best I go to open university immediately or do I necessarily need to notify them and collect study leave or I should just register open university?

And if I go open uni how do I do when I graduate?
Please help!!
You must collect study permit first even if it's open university else the certificate will not be recognized.
Open university wouldn't be a bad idea. U can study remotely.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 3:03pm On Oct 13, 2022
Itzlinda:
No. they just write it.
BMI is calculated with weight and height. Just search "calculate BMI" on google, you will get ur BMI
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 2:20pm On Oct 13, 2022
Riplogic:
You're good to go then, definitely people with better height and weight have higher chance. Looking at the majority of the officers there you will see that they have better statue (height and may be weight)
May God make it easy for us.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 2:12pm On Oct 13, 2022
Itzlinda:
so whats wrong with me then?

My chest is 87, Abi them don cheat me, and my bmi is 23. and 179.8cm.

what is the minimum chest size needed?
Did they tell you something is wrong?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 2:09pm On Oct 13, 2022
Riplogic:
Wow, you are very lucky, I don't think high weight will matter much if you're tall. But after all we don't have a slightest idea what will satisfy the recruitment team.
I have a good height also. Almost 6 ft
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 2:00pm On Oct 13, 2022
Riplogic:
They need 86cm, I saw some one with 91cm he is not even fat I was like whathuh Some with like 100cm. Even my weight I worked hard to gain it, I ate like mad, 100-200 push ups everyday, bench press at gym, pull ups, I swear I tried alot to reach that 18, I even reduce my height purposely to make my BMI balanced. May our efforts not be in vain
See low weight wey, we dey find na him you dey find to gain. I even did aggressive weight loss plan to get my BMI down to acceptable level, my BMI was a lil above 25
My chest measure 107 because I'm a lil built and broad chested.

I had to avoid push up since list came out because push up will increase my chest muscles and directly make me weigh higher thereby increasing my BMI. Infact if i did push ups, my chest would have measure far more.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 1:51pm On Oct 13, 2022
Riplogic:
But abeg, that run hard ooo, I saw one lady here saying it is not, but may be she is just athletic. When we finished our heads were smoking, as in, the heads dey smoke wella, even the person (I think he is a doctor or something) addressing us after the race was laughing when he saw how our heads dey smoke.
Same today, smoke was coming out of our heads and body grin. I just dey laugh when observed.

That race was hard o because you don't have time with you and you won't know if you're lagging behind, so the more you see more people in your front you start thinking you're out of time, so you can't relax much. That lady that says it's not hard might be flexible because some flexible ladies even finished before majority men today, those flexible girls just dey overtake manchi's grin. I first wan dey pursue dem, i con later see say who don pass you don pass you, make a whole gallant no go crash for road grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 1:43pm On Oct 13, 2022
Riplogic:
You too try, many peope weren't able to finished in time, some were even falling on the way. I finished mine in 11 minutes (4th) in my set. My problem is chest (I am lean), I was measured less than 86cm, my BMI is 18.88 approximately 19 but they just put 18. I don't know if they will consider us with chest measurement less than required.

But in all I put trust in God, funny thing is nobody is perfect, people with high BMI, muscle, chest, etc, are not as flexible and agile as peole like us. Even the race people like us (slim) were the first ones to finished.
The issue of BMI is controversial, because BMI do not put muscle weight and bone weight into consideration. That's why as long as it's not extremely high it can be ignored. Some no matter what can't weigh that very low because they're muscular. Even boxer like AJ has weight above 100 yet he's not fat but because of muscle weight and heavy bones definitely his BMI will read overweight if you calculate.

That less than chest measurements, i don't think it can hinder (just my opinion).

What is the required chest size?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 12:48pm On Oct 13, 2022
Riplogic:
Wishing us luck guy. What time did you finished the race?
I didn't know exact time as they won't tell. But some guys we finished together was saying it's around 15min, how they know is what I don't know. But I'm sure i was within time frame cos many arrived after us and also judging by my practice of 3km wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer:
For record purpose

The 3km race:
People with one or two medical imbalance for yesterday medicals were first called in for advice. Some were pregnant, and maybe other things i don't know for others. A pregnant lady wasn't allowed to join (her pregnancy is already showing). I don't know if they allow others

You'll run round the college three times, 20min for male and 25min for female. First round they will clap for you, second round they will give you pink band and third round they will give you purple band while you race to parade ground where your arrival time will be recorded and you will be given tally.
You must complete the races within stipulated time.
Medical team will be on escort for the race with there ambulance.


Try and go early so you can do everything early so you don't get stressed out while waiting, especially first day which is credentials and medical screening. That one will almost take life out of you while standing if you don't get to do early. Yesterday i almost collapse grin, i wasn't able to do early, finished around past 4pm, you can imagine how long i have to stand.

Important notice: The commander clearly told us today they won't accept statement of results if it's up to 5years because statement of results could be fake. They even said those that submitted statement of results or incomplete credentials will be called on phone to send the original copy. He also note that only one person have been authorized to call you and he will not request money from anyone, only credentials, so don't fall for scammer, anyone that call to request one Kobo is a scammer.

I hope i have done justice to the explanation for those that will go tomorrow and those that'll come in future.

Modified: they will also do small march and about turn for you at the place you will do height and weight test, that is what they used to check for knocked kneels and bow legs, so if they say left, right (march) please raise your leg properly, so they can write "Nil" at your knocked kneels and bowleg report.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 2:08am On Oct 13, 2022
Jibrilbnw:
It is almost impossible, we that participated in this exercise since 2019 can attest to that. Even if someone want to help you, following these steps is mandatory. There will be a series of verifications to be done during your training and anyone who missed one step will be dealt with appropriately.
Do you know the file they brought to screening venue contains our details from beginning including stuffs we submitted online. I was surprised when they brought out the copy of ID i submitted during CBT in Lagos from the file.
Imagine series of verification we went through during this screening. Like two at the gate where you collect tag number, you get to credentials screening you still verify again before they screen credentials, get medicals you still verify. And all this attendance they have already typed your name, and even tag number.

And then how will they explain to the public if new names that wasn't on the old lists in public domain is included in the final list that will still be posted in public domain? Because people who couldn't get it at the end will scrutinize the list.

So, i think the person that will get help in this recruitment will have to go through the process as you said.

BUT THEN IN MY COUNTRY, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. People fit just show up at training.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 9:34pm On Oct 11, 2022
elder1002:
[i][/i]please when will there be another custom recruitment intake for graduateshuh
No one knows. Probably next year
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 12:01am On Oct 11, 2022
Josephtokoni:
What is webbed neck bayii?

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 12:22pm On Oct 10, 2022
Itzlinda:
So we did medicals and document credentials yesterday, and today we did the 3k endurance test. Actually the endurance test is not as difficult as I thought it would be. I arrived at exactly 18 minutes.

My only fear now is the drug test, I really did not they were serious about it. I am not really stoner. Just smoke on a social occasion once in while.

Last time I smoke was two weeks ago, really hope this did not Bleep me up.
Two weeks ago might not show in your blood.

There was smooth process from credentials screening to medicals. Make sure you have originals of credentials and a photocopy each. No beard, no long hairs, phone must be on silent
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 8:35pm On Oct 07, 2022
Riplogic:
No bother we go go and see for ourselves. Your own na next?
Next week Tuesday and Wednesday
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by CrateofBeer: 2:19pm On Oct 07, 2022
meetgaya:
Where are those guys that said the recruitment is fake or cancelled? Show your face grin grin grin
You're making a mockery of yourself publicly. Where were applicants called?

They're simply sharing APL to there new employees and it has nothing to do with that mumbo-jumbo you called recruitment, after how many years you're still referring to that........
Abi they no go employ again?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 2:14pm On Oct 07, 2022
Na only first batch give us update, the rest no send our papa.

The update from this thread on the first day is the same update other candidates getting updates from Facebook are sharing. It was screenshot from here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by CrateofBeer:
Whoever told you the people receiving APL are merit from that sick recruitment they did, is lying to you seriously cheesy

From uploading document to leaking information about APL grin

That recruitment was obvious it will end like this, the whole process was more of abracadabra, they knew what they were doing. Na una wey dey wait base on "one kain believe" i just dey laugh all this while because e been don dey obvious say monkey hand don resemble human being hand for this recruitment long time ago.


Incase you want to argue first ask yourself why people that get called for the APL didn't announce here to confirm if others are receiving immediately they saw it (like a typical recruitment process on NL, u know now! When email for test came in, didn't you people put the screenshots here?) and why is nobody willing to come out open that they've receive the APL? Because they know how far grin

grin grin wake up! Wake up!! it's day break
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 7:29am On Oct 06, 2022
Itzlinda:
Omo hope they won't check for weed o wink grin grin
There will be drug test o cheesy
U for don hold on for like a week ahead na
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 8:08pm On Oct 05, 2022
Na that flood go make some people miss there screening.

Nassarawa is just Abuja neighbor. Once you can get to Nassarawa, you are in Abuja.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 9:21pm On Oct 04, 2022
Riplogic:
Does that means they will even do the screening on Sunday?
Screening is everyday of the week till 15th. Saturday and Sunday included.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 8:25pm On Oct 04, 2022
Plenty people came saying there connect told them there name is on special list grin. They sum up to about 30

I say scammers really got a lot of candidates for us to have as big as 30 today alone.

I pity them sha, only God knows how much they would have part with.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 10:31pm On Oct 02, 2022
Riplogic:
Wait ooo! Dem dey send customs/immigration for frontline ni?
Yea, Joint Task Force.
But not much
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 9:37pm On Oct 02, 2022
It was a beautiful sight seeing officers from Nigeria Customs Service and Immigration Services, receiving award of honor for bravery in the Frontline, at theater operation haidin Kai along side officers from the military services.

The officers were all looking gallant in there various camouflage dress.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 12:56pm On Oct 01, 2022
Temidirecrown:
Abeg, does level 4 that registered with WAEC, need to submit primary school certificate?
Everybody will submit primary school certificate aka First School Leaving Certificate. It's very important.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 11:48pm On Sep 30, 2022
ModJ1:
I have the online print out with me, will that do?
Why don't you just go and collect from your school or send someone since it's not a difficult something, instead of risking it? Infact when i wanted to collect mine, i sent somebody to my old school to go get it for me since I'm out of the state.

What if i tell you here they will accept and they screen you out because of it on that day?
Remember you're not the only one there, there is a reason they shortlisted more than one person.
Ask yourself why will they pick you without original copy over someone who has all originals when they have already told you to come with original.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by CrateofBeer: 9:50am On Sep 29, 2022
Curdlebug:
With how they owe beneficiaries salaries? They wanna extend? It won't work... I think we gonna have Nexit
N-exit is better, they should just fastened it
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by CrateofBeer: 11:02pm On Sep 28, 2022
Yusvik:
meaning such jobs are usually sure irrespective of the delay right?
Mostly sure since it's not a public recruitment where plenty people lobby, it's mainly who ever they chose to give.

But then the person giving the slot might transfer it to another person without informing you. So, that's why you have to follow up to know anytime they start giving other people, so you don't wait forever.
FoodRe: I Just Bought This Animal From Some Boys, How Do I Prepare It? by CrateofBeer: 10:54pm On Sep 28, 2022
This is antelope. The last time i bought it was when i traveled to one deep forest reserve in Ogun state and it was 5k then, that should be around 2016. The matured one and they roasted it for me.

I think 15k is on the high side, considering it's not too big, maybe they think you want to use it for juju grin.
I would have price it 5k, highest 7k because i will tell them, how much be big goat sef huh

Slaughter it like goat, burn the skin like goat, infact it's exactly the same way you prepare goat.


But why don't you rare it to be bigger if you can keep it safe because that thing won't hesitate to Japa at any given opportunity. You will feed it with stuffs goat eat, most especially fresh leafs

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