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Nairaland GeneralRe: I Tend To Lie Unnecessarily. Please Help by CrateofBeer: 8:52pm On Nov 27, 2022
Peter Obi come disguise for nairaland grin grin grin
AgricultureRe: Which Wild Animal Could Have Ripped Off The Neck Of Our Goat Like This? (Video) by CrateofBeer: 1:54pm On Nov 27, 2022
You need to use the remaining of that goat too set trap. The big wire kind of trap
FamilyRe: My Mother Wants To Remarry by CrateofBeer: 8:43am On Nov 26, 2022
othermen:
Your father would have remarried and that would still be his house. You have to get your own house. A different pursuit from this unhealthy entitlement will only make you better overall.
You're saying rubbish. Entitlement ontop him papa house? be like something dey worry you. His mother has no right to evict him from that house because of a random man.
Op must stand his ground, no man is moving into that house and he must not move out of his father's house.

It's not a bad thing for her mum to remarry but she must not evict him or bring the man into the house. Before you know she will change the property name the man because one anyhow penis is sweeting her now. Women wey be say na emotion dem dey use think no be there head.

If na me, omo na Die there o. Nobody is evicting me from my father's house and no random man will move in
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 7:53pm On Nov 25, 2022
jerrisonjeff:
This crateofBeer sef eeh ... U funny die... I go like see u in person inshallah one day... I just dey laff belle tear ...

Hope say u no dey drink beer ooo...
Funniest part about this moniker is i don't even take beer grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 10:54am On Nov 25, 2022
Takasufe:
Oga Omotola thanks for the update.. Na because our blood dey hot that's the cause of the misunderstanding, @crateofbeer no mean harm too. Abeg make the two of you no vex.... Una go still become.tight friends for customs
No mind us abeg. Person wey i go knock him head if i catch am grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 10:52am On Nov 25, 2022
OmotolaAbi121:
Oooh thank you for going through the channel grin grin grin you're most welcome. You just confirm you be mumu cos I said except you be mumu na y you go dey ask for exact date. If you can write one correct sentence you'll not know your boundary. Normally I should not engage you but i can see your body dey hot and I can relate but you can still be sensible bro, no be me still dey look for job na you. Enjoy your English y you enjoy ur stay bro.. But you can still also work on ur approach why waiting cos not all who got the job retain it. That we got it ealier than you does not translate to being succesful than you, pls stop spleen ur anger, cool down I pray you get the job and experience, I don't intend to insult you but ur approach is absolutely bad. To ur dog life good riddance to ur bad rubbish
You're saying complete rub..bish.
You must have think everybody awaiting this job is currently jobless grin. How dü.mb can you be?

It's you who is filled with anger because what i told you is not an insult. Oga with big mouth when is December starting? Is it not next week?
Nobody is asking you for any exact date, i told you what you said is the same with what the guy said, because all is still next week, what you said can only be different if you give specific date.

You be adult try dey use your head, no be for decoration. No be to dey open mouth dey insult people anyhow, nobody dey fear your papa for here, stop that nonsense.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 10:54pm On Nov 24, 2022
OmotolaAbi121:
....except you be mumu you'll be asking me for exact date. When I'm not in recruitment board? Oga Ali can't even decide that. I only said this access and privilege info to give rest to applicants panic. How many officers dey here dey engage u or give you exact info, either true or false such is risky. You're spleen rubbish.
Now it's obvious you don't have sen se for insulting me. You're definitely st upi d and arrogant.

I just told you December is also next week and you're going wild like a døg.
Is December not starting next week? Or why are you insulting me?

There's nothing special in the information you even brought yet you're raising shoulders and throwing insults.
Person say him hear say list go fit comot next week you say na pure lie he dey lie, that list will be December meanwhile December is also next week. You said pop is so so month, who doesn't know SS will spend 3 months while GD spend 6months?
Don't let me say make thunder faya you there for calling me mümü ontop this your "privileged information" wey no get weight
By the way i went through your YouTube channel and there's nothing special there
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 2:25pm On Nov 24, 2022
OmotolaAbi121:
Guys! This is the fact don't ask me how, on NCS recruitment trajectory, list is coming out December, trainees are going to camp 2nd week of January, the prof. Will be leaving camp march and their POP will be first week of April while the GD leave June. No list is coming coming out or next week that will be pure lies, just relax and most importantly be prayerful. Shalom
Oga calm down! December is next week too

So anybody that said next week and another person that said december is doing the same thing, unless you give a specific date, na still the same thing wey the guy talk next week you sef talk.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 11:28am On Nov 23, 2022
Takasufe:
Guys will.you advise someone who needs to.rent a house to go.aheaf with it or wait on customs
Your best bet is to discuss the situation with your caretaker. Tell him to give you till December ending with promise to pay for the month used if you'll finally move out. And if by December ending you're not moving out you will renew in full. Once you're ready to sign agreement i don't think there should be issues.

Because of you renew and you end up getting the job, half a year you will be in camp if you're GD. And there's no assurance you'll live in same state after the training.

So the above suggestion is a safe approach for you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 1:36pm On Nov 21, 2022
Wait óò today is 21Nov. That's 9 days left to end of November.

Shẹy NCS don forget us ni Abi watin dey sup cheesy because i no understand again o. December is 9days away.
Foreign AffairsRe: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by CrateofBeer: 11:27am On Nov 20, 2022
GreenandGold:
Oh shut up Augustine... Your so-called economy is proped up by 419 accounting.. we all know that your numbers don't exist. Here's why:

- 80% of the largest top 10 companies in Africa are South African, 0% Nigerian.

- The JSE is 10 times bigger than the Nigeria Stock Exchange... Yep, it's 1000% bigger.

You don't have any economic instruments that could make you even our equals, let alone above us

For all we, know, your economy is about 10-20% of the Saffa one if real auditing could be made.
Source: i know what I'm saying dot com grin grin
FamilyRe: My Uncle Doesn't Want Me In His House by CrateofBeer: 8:51pm On Nov 18, 2022
How on earth do you visit family 4 times a week. You didn't see the signs they've been throwing to your face that's why he result to last approach. You're very wrong for visiting a family that often, even if it's your siblings don't visit them like that especially when they're married.

But your uncle is too harsh Sha, he shouldn't have talk in such manner considering your his sister's son.

Just stop visiting him TOTALLY for life because you never can tell when you'll be inconvenienting him again.

Greet him and be good to his children but never step his house again and don't take even a Kobo from him again.



That's why I don't like living close to family too. We respect ourselves more from afar from this side of the world.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 5:21pm On Nov 18, 2022
Itzlinda:
You were not worried because there's no imminent change of government in sight.

Now this government has less than 6 months to go. If this recruitment isn't concluded before the new government, we should all forget about it.

Getting a upright man like Ali to continue the recruitment on merit is very very difficult in this country of ours.
You understand this thing.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 10:38am On Nov 18, 2022
Itzlinda:
I think we should expect nothing to happen until December.

Personally I'm betting on second week of December
Then when will they share APL if training is supposed to be January.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Jubilee Fellows Application ON / United Nations Development Project. by CrateofBeer: 7:26pm On Nov 16, 2022
engineerTDH:
Are we still expecting mails for other batches or they are done with shortlisting...
Be like say na next year
RomanceRe: How I Dealt With An Entitled Lady by CrateofBeer: 7:21pm On Nov 16, 2022
Sweetvie:
Well, I get you
But when you noticed this girl ain't sensible, you got to do what you got to do rather than disgracing her... I find that inhumane and childish.
That's clearly bcoz of Nigeria situation, i guess she is starving
@bolded
My point exactly... He should make it know to her. It clearly bcoz he doesn't like her in the first place.
If she's starving she won't be making full bottle of champagne orders and ice cream. She would have ordered what will fill her stomach alone and a bottle of carbonated drink. But no! Here's an avenue to eat deep into somebody else's pocket. Definitely that's her normal behavior.

And there's nothing childish about what the guy did by telling her to pay for what she ordered. Because she definitely make the orders without using her brain. Next time she's going on a date with someone she's meeting for the first time she will learn to be civil. He didn't disgrace her, he only ask her to pay for her reckless orders.

Men need to stop enabling this kind of gutter behavior
RomanceRe: How I Dealt With An Entitled Lady by CrateofBeer: 1:14pm On Nov 16, 2022
Sweetvie:
Ain't encouraging anything. That's y in a date you take the tap and order when she refused to av sense. Don't encourage rubbish
Before you take her on a date tell her she's going to be paying then it left for her to accept or reject. They'll go out and disgrace themselves undecided
It's actually awkward to go on a date and start making orders for the person I'm on a date with, it's common sense i expect you make orders sensibly and not start ordering everything you have ever crave at a sitting;like ordering champagne and ice cream at a sitting, rice and pie? Are u gonna eat those together or what? And if any guy is a dutch guy, he should make it known before the date because we're not used to such here.

But that lady in particular is a gutter and hungry girl. You don't have to act hungry even if you're. She deserve to be left to pay her bills. People should learn to behave civil
RomanceRe: How I Dealt With An Entitled Lady by CrateofBeer: 9:03am On Nov 16, 2022
Sweetvie:
I don't know what op is expecting... An applause? I just laughed reading all that, is that what you call alpha male? Pele o
Before you take a girl out on date if you know you're not man enough to pay tell her she is gonna be the one to pay her bills not take her out to disgrace her... That's nonsense
Nxt time when you go on a date, take the tap and order. Don't go out and be disgracing yourself thinking you're an alpha male... Waiting for Nlanders to hail you undecided
Stop encouraging nonsense please. It's pure senselessness and gluttony to order a full bottle of champagne for yourself alone, plate of rice then order meat pies and ice cream on top. Who eats ice cream and drink champagne at same time?
Who eat rice and meat pie at same time?
Does that even make any sense to you? Does any presentable person order things like that?

Even if she's poor and hungry she should learn how to control herself at the sight of free food. Not acting exactly like low class (even if she is) and displaying gutter behavior in front of a total stranger you're meeting for the first time.
RomanceRe: How I Dealt With An Entitled Lady by CrateofBeer: 8:53am On Nov 16, 2022
Why did she order champagne? Only God knows how many men some girls have gone on a date with simply to use as avenue to eat expensive food they can't afford.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Accuse Peter Obi Of Lying About Naira Exchange Rate by CrateofBeer: 6:25pm On Nov 15, 2022
The problem is the Pandora guy lie too much
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by CrateofBeer: 5:44pm On Nov 15, 2022
Abeg anybody with info on when customs final list will be out?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 11:30pm On Nov 14, 2022
OmotolaAbi121:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl1T_Mcfm_4
I heard this officer has been arrested by customs police and he's been transferred to HQ to meet with CG.

An officer of his rank should be aware of the consequences of posting this kind of video online. He should know his Code of Conduct better. Although he's on a good cause, but he has committed serious offense
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 7:02pm On Nov 14, 2022
Jibrilbnw:
Calm down bros, when December reached, most people will start praying for extension.
Pray for extension say watin happen? huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by CrateofBeer: 12:38am On Nov 14, 2022
UKusedBoyfriend:
cry There's a platform where you could earn at least 500 naira daily. It isn't much but like they say, half bread is better than none.

500 *30= 15000 at least you can use it for data subscription or other miscellaneous expenses

If you are interested, quote this with your email address.
Until mod ban you before your eye clear with way you're repeating this thing
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 6:43am On Nov 10, 2022
Gensanusi:
Immigration will finish December.
Okay, thank you.

Make they no do mistake allow this thing slow enter new government o, before they start receiving letters from above. Election is just February.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 6:40am On Nov 10, 2022
thundervirus:
I have kukuma renew my rent sef
Now that's wasting half of the rent if you are enlisted
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 8:11pm On Nov 09, 2022
Zacks43:
Immigration are using your kano training school, so it might be next year.
Why did they release there training college to immigration when they know there own candidates should go for training soon. Nawa to this NCS sef. To do recruitment turn chemical science. Some of us need to know what's up before we renew our rent o.

When did immigration enter the college and when are they coming out please?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by CrateofBeer: 8:26am On Nov 08, 2022
Xboy1993:
U are burst here, change tactics, peace is sacrosanct. Keep decieving people by charting with 2 account. I just did what I ought to do which is to warn gullible ones. For peace to reign I will never mind u here, Dan karuwa tsinane enjoy your day
What just happened here grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by CrateofBeer: 5:06pm On Nov 07, 2022
Any info from Customs?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 3:03pm On Nov 07, 2022
jasperbright:
Abeg jare,they should calm down,what do they mean local government slot not yet complete after two recruitments,last set they recruited about 1500,so this year they want to tell us that they didn't recruit up to 1500 to complete the whole 3200 slot as proposed??

Well,I don't believe let's just wait and see

because this is called supplementary list,they can't do another supplementary as against the former supplementary list na
Honestly, how will they say they couldn't complete the quota for the second time again ? Which yeye integrity them they do self? They want to use 4 years to recruit just 3200 personnel. It's will only show they're not capable to handle recruitment. Because they want to claim integrity they'll use a whole 4 years to recruit just 3200, even army do recruitment yearly and train them yearly.

Abeg make they release this list and stop this incomplete quota.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 7:08am On Nov 07, 2022
amobra:
Information reaching me says thr wld b another recruitment in December…So therefore,The list should b out this month
When? is the issue.
We have agree training is no longer possible this year but if list is not out by now and they'll need 4weeks to share APL.

Mk una share update oOoOO
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by CrateofBeer: 8:27pm On Nov 03, 2022
Itzlinda:
The list would be out earliest second week of December. They need this time frame to sort out the data of 2000 candidate. Even cbt exams
Which CBT are you talking about?

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