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ProgrammingRe: Programmers In The House, Pls Come To My Rescue by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 9:29pm On Feb 10, 2015
it's very interesting to note. that both questions can be found (with a slight modification) on deitel's book: Java how to program


very interesting undecided
ProgrammingRe: PHP File Inclusion by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 8:52pm On Feb 10, 2015
Hello guys, what's wrong with this function

function testRequire($file) {
return require_once ($file .'html');

}
ProgrammingRe: My Advice To You, Is Never To Pay A Dime To Any So Called Experts For Ebooks... by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 4:52am On Jan 20, 2015
guy, that file is corrupted
EducationRe: The Notorious Ekosodin Village Uniben by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 2:55pm On Jan 08, 2015
MrTeymee:
Them steal my tv last week for ekosodin huh
Bros, how e take happen?
LiteratureThe Reflections Of A "Madman" Reloaded (ft Valon4ego) by CRAZYMADMAN(op): 10:43am On Jan 08, 2015
INTRODUCTION / PROLOGUE


For those who can, care or choose to remember, a story with a similar title was started sometime ago by one randy madman who goes by the name valon4ego , but for whatever insane reason, failed to complete the story.

Probably he felt he wasn't qualified enough to do so or do so, or maybe it was ridicule or non appreciative fans (you never can tell with these madmen undecided) .

But as fate, chance or whatever it is might have it, am here to complete the story — figuratively that is. So grab your tabac ( for those who smoke it or even know what it is) or your wrap of weed, if that's what's available to you, even as we excite our minds to be able to comprehend and see the world from a madman's — or a wise man's, if you will — perspective.



But first of all, as after the tradition of madmen, we'll wait for a go ahead order from valon4ego.
WebmastersRe: Skytech SMS Portal Component, How Good? by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 6:19am On Jan 07, 2015
ONETIMESMS:
i too need to know more about it
do you know the default gateway it uses?
WebmastersRe: How Did You Know About Nairaland. by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 10:28am On Jan 04, 2015
can't remember
CelebritiesRe: Family Source Reveals How Oge Okoye Snatched Ex-Husband From Nkiru Sylvanus by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 5:18pm On Jan 01, 2015
lucky man cool
ProgrammingRe: Please Help With An Array Problem by CRAZYMADMAN(op): 4:22pm On Jan 01, 2015
just came across a PHP function that does exactly this! it's called


ARRAY_POP
ProgrammingRe: What Is The Average Salary Of A Php Programmer In Lagos by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 4:59pm On Dec 31, 2014
Jregz:
Did c++ help you understand OOP cos I'm stucked too at the oop part,I write procedural well but oop is just bursting my head
the book book introduced me to OOP but didn't teach me enough .I ended up downloading and reading many books on the stuff and I can't remember the one that did the trick. Am still learning the more advanced part of it sha like design pattern, etc


I think you should go for either Java or C# instead of c++ sha. just skip the chapters till they start talking about OOP
PoliticsRe: BOKO HARAM: (PICTURES) As Normalcy Returns To Mubi by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 7:31pm On Dec 30, 2014
I grow tired of all these news!
ProgrammingRe: What Is The Average Salary Of A Php Programmer In Lagos by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 8:18pm On Dec 29, 2014
Adeleke185:
Wasap H0mmies,feels good reading your comments.. I started learning php few months ago,but am curently hooked at the object oriented part,i dnt seem to understand it.. Please i need someone to shed more light bout it for me urgently so i can move on to other stuffs ahead.. Please i would be expecting your reply. sad
That guy disturb me well well that year sha! can you imagine I had to abandon PHP to start reading c++ for dummies just to understand the bloody OOP principles ? huh

I dey come make I go through my ebook collection check whether I fit recommend one for you
WebmastersIs There Any Nigerian Based Bulk SMS Gateway? by CRAZYMADMAN(op): 7:29pm On Dec 29, 2014
I have been trying to find one, but so far all that I see is bulk SMS site A routing their messages to bulk SMS site B ... at the end of the chain you now see foreign gateways like twilio, clickatell, nexmo, etc


Does it mean that there's no real SMS gateway provider in Nigeria? huh
WebmastersRe: Hey! Can You Guys Write An Christmas App To Find An Xcaped Turkey? by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 12:31pm On Dec 25, 2014
bakenda:
I'll prefer an app that generates turkeys from thin air. Anyone?
wink
that can be arranged, we can extend our Class to include that lol grin
WebmastersRe: Hey! Can You Guys Write An Christmas App To Find An Xcaped Turkey? by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 8:56pm On Dec 24, 2014
$turkey = new turkeyFinder($missingTurkey);

if ( $turkey-> findTurkey() )
{
echo "Your Turkey has been found! please call customer service for collection";

} else {

echo " sorry, your Turkey is lost permanently. huh please buy another one ";
}

cool


contact me if you need the API documentation for our Xmas Turkey app, so you can use it to find missing goat, chicken, cow, etc lol grin
WebmastersRe: You think you're a baddass when it comes to web design? think again by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 11:43am On Dec 20, 2014
grin cheesy shocked
ProgrammingRe: Advise On New Website Creation. by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 11:26am On Dec 20, 2014
magiccrew:
I started web designing about a year ago and since then i have learnt quite a lot and now i feel its time to do something that would be relevant..<p>i want to create a site like= flippa so im asking for tips.I already know about using SSL thanks
Bro, that website is highly responsive and database intensive. You need to learn stuffs like MySQL and PHP to be able to create stuffs like that.

You can only create websites that ain't that responsive with your current knowledge, or you can choose to design a site and have someone else program it for you.
ProgrammingRe: My New Year Resolution: 1 Million Naira A Month From Android App Dev In 2015 by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 5:42pm On Dec 19, 2014
Been contemplating choosing one between python, c# and Java for some time now.

So I will just learn Java then divert to Android development while I use PHP for web programmin
ProgrammingRe: Csvparser Class In PHP by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 7:48pm On Dec 17, 2014
love the standardized comments and indentation.


But on a side note, this happens to be your first ever post on nairaland, so when were we," calling " on you for this Class?
WebmastersRe: Post your PHP Problems Here by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 7:24pm On Dec 16, 2014
Ymodulus:
Google SEARCH php Chaining or Chaining. it will give you much better clarification
Thanks man. Doing that right away!
ProgrammingRe: Please Help With An Array Problem by CRAZYMADMAN(op): 10:07am On Dec 15, 2014
JackOfAllTrades:
OK test it then, you welcome man cool
it worked perfectly with just a little modification. thanks
ProgrammingRe: Uh? Learning Programming With Phone?! by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 7:27am On Dec 15, 2014
skydancer:
Interesting, seems ksweb is very suitable for learning web dev, any suggestions for Java/C++?
Use a cracked version of AIDE, and then download the c++ extension
ProgrammingRe: Please Help With An Array Problem by CRAZYMADMAN(op): 9:46pm On Dec 14, 2014
JackOfAllTrades:
I don't get you please explain more! did u read my code @all
cool
sorry I didn't read the unset part well. the logic is sound and should work. thanks a lot
ProgrammingRe: Please Help With An Array Problem by CRAZYMADMAN(op): 9:37pm On Dec 14, 2014
JackOfAllTrades:
<?php
$myArray = array('red','yellow','green','blue');
$array_len = count ( $myArray );

$last_element = $myArray[ $array_len - 1];
unset( $myArray[ $array_len - 1] ) ;

// $myArray no longer holds blue

check if it works not tested oo
thanks a lot for the help, but however I still need the last element because of the nature of the database query I need to run on the arrays
ProgrammingRe: Please Help With An Array Problem by CRAZYMADMAN(op): 9:08pm On Dec 14, 2014
JackOfAllTrades:
what language are you working with
PHP
ProgrammingRe: Please Help With An Array Problem by CRAZYMADMAN(op): 9:08pm On Dec 14, 2014
afolag:
ur user name and what u posted, I fear oooo.
just passing!!!!
what's wrong with that? abeg, programming is for everybody that have the interest
Tech JobsRe: Can Anyone Recommend A Good Software For Community Pharmacy? by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 8:46pm On Dec 14, 2014
jideolubiyi:
Dear all,

I need a good software for community pharmacy to handle stocks, sales and the likes.

Thanks.
How much are you willing to pay for it?
ProgrammingPlease Help With An Array Problem by CRAZYMADMAN(op): 8:33pm On Dec 14, 2014
I am working on a web app that involves collecting data in arrays. Now I need to split the arrays in such a way that a variable holds the last array element of the array, while another holds the rest, so I run some database queries on it.
Please guys, any idea on how to go about it?
ProgrammingRe: Uh? Learning Programming With Phone?! by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 8:22pm On Dec 14, 2014
For those using Android phones


you can learn html, JavaScript, CSS, jquery, PHP, MySQL — and to some extent python with just 920 text editor and ksweb ( I believe they are the best at what they do, believe me I have searched and searched)
for python, you can use qpython3
for Java, use AIDE



errm, which one remain again?
WebmastersRe: Administrator (seun) Please Add A Ranking Feature by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 4:10pm On Dec 12, 2014
Make una no crucify the OP o!

Sometime ago, there used to be a forum at goal.com before they shut it down for reasons best known to them. There was a ranking system based on the number of posts and topics are particular person has, etc. The higher the ranking the more the stars a person has and other stuffs like that. Then you see people opening threads to celebrate achieving a milestone such as having a thousand posts etc.


several other forums that I have visited have similar features, and I remember wondering why nairaland doesn't have one.


I think adding a feature like that to nairaland would make it more interesting. it might be based on the number of likes and shares a person has, number of topics opened, threads that make front page, etc
BusinessRe: Gtbank Is Indemnifying Itself From Transactions by CRAZYMADMAN(m): 3:58pm On Dec 12, 2014
it would seem that they've had unpleasant experiences in the past and are keen to not let history repeat itself

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