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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Osinbajo, Saraki, 13 Governors For Nwoye’s Rally Today by Crazytrump(m): 9:56am On Oct 20, 2017
Follow mind ke? ahhahhahah, are you kidding me? I happened to be a presiding officer at the just concluded election in Abia State, money rules in the election... you see people changing their minds at the point of voting when money is already involved
CaptainJeffry:
Who is who is not a noun in Igbo land, they will chop your money and still follow their mind. Igbos don't lick azz.
Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 12 by Crazytrump(m): 6:06pm On Oct 16, 2017
I just sent you a mail bro, please kindly check it.thanks
justwise:


You need to get admission first before talking about visa, if any school gives you an admission with ND then the embassy will not refuse you a visa because of that.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Crazytrump(m): 4:05pm On Oct 12, 2017
I need God to pick up my calls...The guy won it here in Akure....

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Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me Because Of Oyibo Man She Hasn't Met by Crazytrump(m): 6:39pm On Oct 06, 2017
Some guys and their Stvpid comments...just because he texted her with a small phone doest that means he does not have a better or smart phone at hand....I have two phones, but i inserted my main line inside my small Nokia phone, does that mean don't have an expensive or a smart phone?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Laughs At Eedris Abdulkareem For Saying He Is Stupid by Crazytrump(m): 12:35am On Sep 20, 2017
TEYA:

Exactly what I am saying.
A real gangsta that can arrange how Dem go treat him and his bodyguards fuckup for Street...he wouldn't dare insult him, that's for sure. Trust me!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Laughs At Eedris Abdulkareem For Saying He Is Stupid by Crazytrump(m): 11:19pm On Sep 19, 2017
You're funny o. Act spoilt brat to Edris? He no go fit try am, I was expecting this from him though because he no fit talk more than that ....
kennygee:
I expected Davido to act like the spoiled rich kid that he is but he surprised me.

Are you sure it was Davido that typed it?
Celebrities / Re: PD Had Sex With Akpororo’s Wife, Impregnated Her 5 Times, Aborted” Yung6ix’s DJ by Crazytrump(m): 9:34pm On Sep 05, 2017
Make those guys release pictures and d voice notes wey don ready , make I feed my eyes.
Celebrities / Re: PD Had Sex With Akpororo’s Wife, Impregnated Her 5 Times, Aborted” Yung6ix’s DJ by Crazytrump(m): 7:53pm On Sep 05, 2017
Partnerbiz3:
Who can interpret?
wetin u no understand
Celebrities / PD Had Sex With Akpororo’s Wife, Impregnated Her 5 Times, Aborted” Yung6ix’s DJ by Crazytrump(m): 7:30pm On Sep 05, 2017
Recall,Akpororo shading Yung6ix for spending 3.9 million naira on drinks, an act which got many people talking.

Comedian Akpororo who was quoted to have said:

“Yung6ix should have bought a hit song with the N3.9m he recently splashed on drinks”!

This of course did not go down well with the rapper and his team, who in turn took shots at the comedian. From calling Akpororo a failure to saying he would get shot for his jokes to calling his wife a prostitute .

Romance / Re: I Can't Date Any Lady That Earns Less Than N200K - Nigerian Man by Crazytrump(m): 11:57am On Sep 05, 2017
Guys are becoming wiser, when sex is what a lady has to offer, I just bleep and move on to the next one...I love it when a lady is intelligent and hardworking, where she can fend for herself...Most of them believes Sex is all they need to get a man or get married...Gone are those days, Guys no need liability again

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Romance / Re: Getting Married To A Man Who Earns 35,000 As Salary by Crazytrump(m): 10:27am On Sep 05, 2017
And some of them would be saying I won't marry this or that, as if the guys are even ready to get married.
ProudtobeaMUMUM:

35 is small man, go to winners chapel during shiloh and you will have mercy on some ladies, 40 and yet unmarried
Romance / Re: Getting Married To A Man Who Earns 35,000 As Salary by Crazytrump(m): 10:20am On Sep 05, 2017
I even heard and read some ladies are reaching menopause at the age of 35 now sef
ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Baba married Aisha when he was still rearing cow, so if you say 35k is not enough, you will get married at the age of 50
Romance / Re: Getting Married To A Man Who Earns 35,000 As Salary by Crazytrump(m): 10:16am On Sep 05, 2017
Most niggas are not even thinking of getting married, if I'm earning such amount and I'm thinking of getting married, I need a deliverance then...who marriage don EPP?
Romance / Re: Getting Married To A Man Who Earns 35,000 As Salary by Crazytrump(m): 10:08am On Sep 05, 2017
Nice and Epic reply !!! In other words , she be hoe?
falconey:




My mum is not of this generation, nothing like "hoes" during her time. I was told it was a taboo then and curse will be upon any single girl who hoe. To round it up my dad met her a flower.
Health / Re: Maggots Coming Out From A Woman's Head (Viewers Discretion Advised) by Crazytrump(m): 11:56am On Sep 02, 2017
Tedassie:

choi!...wickedness in high places,the person wey do am think sey hin go live forever bah
things guys do for money
Health / Re: Maggots Coming Out From A Woman's Head (Viewers Discretion Advised) by Crazytrump(m): 11:45am On Sep 02, 2017
MichealStanley:
Guy what happened
Maggot was coming out of her body,she had to be transported back to her people in the village, I don't if she survived it or not.
Health / Re: Maggots Coming Out From A Woman's Head (Viewers Discretion Advised) by Crazytrump(m): 11:40am On Sep 02, 2017
Maggot was coming out of her body,she had to be transported back to her people in the village, I don't if she survived it or not
Tedassie:

what happened to her? She turned incredible hulk?
Health / Re: Maggots Coming Out From A Woman's Head (Viewers Discretion Advised) by Crazytrump(m): 9:54am On Sep 02, 2017
I've heard of a yahoo guy in one Federal university, that gave her gf complete make-up kit as a gift unknowing to her that it had been enchanted with some Spiritual stuff...You don't want to know what happened next.
Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Wins As He Knocks Out Conor Mcgregor In The 10th Round (Pics) by Crazytrump(m): 7:39am On Aug 27, 2017
He go come out of retirement again if Messi fit challenge am not when all the odds are against him...
cyril83:


Little money soonest spending... He still coming out again. Na thief im be
Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Wins As He Knocks Out Conor Mcgregor In The 10th Round (Pics) by Crazytrump(m): 7:33am On Aug 27, 2017
Mayweather speaks and retires again “[Conor]’s a tough competitor - we gave the fans what they wanted to see. “He’s a lot better than I thought he was ... he used different angles. But I was the better man ... It was our gameplan to take our time and take him out down the stretch. That was my last fight. Tonight I chose the right dance partner. Conor you were a great dance partner tonight.”
Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Military To Deal With Biafra Security Service, Boko Haram by Crazytrump(m): 7:59pm On Aug 22, 2017
Boko haram started like this bro, they never harmed anybody but what happens after?
perez100:
A new group is formed from a non violent group, and the new group has never done any harm to anybody yet they become your nightmare despite not bearing arms.

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Romance / Re: How To Get Married On A 20k Salary! by Crazytrump(m): 8:45am On Aug 21, 2017
If I'm earning that amount, I would prefer to remain single...no be by force to marry... who marriage don epp?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower N-teach Assessment Test: Latest Developments by Crazytrump(m): 5:57am On Aug 21, 2017
Youre right, they placed them there but with an instructions, which you were warned to read before attempting d test. .If you read the instructions carefully before clicking on the test, you would know what I mean...there was an instruction that goes like this "if you did choose a skill when registering" this instruction gives you an option to opt out if you didn't selected them.i guess you were asking them to ignore the instructions stated on the dashboard too and follow your advice ?
Olowozain:


You should equally see no reason why Npower will place them on your dashboard when you didn't register for it.

However, some people don't see them appear on their dashboard whether they registered them or not, so my prudent advice is that write them if they appear on your dashboard.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower N-teach Assessment Test: Latest Developments by Crazytrump(m): 5:56am On Aug 21, 2017
" [nquot author=Olowozain post=59672171]

You should equally see no reason why Npower will place them on your dashboard when you didn't register for it.

However, some people don't see them appear on their dashboard whether they registered them or not, so my prudent advice is that write them if they appear on your dashboard. [/quote]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Manchester United (0 - 4) On 19th August 2017 by Crazytrump(m): 3:02pm On Aug 19, 2017
Nigga I no suppose reply you but just to clear your skull from virus, its obvious u checked livescore for the result, because u didn't watch it... when I said header, you would have known what I meant and would have corrected me in a good manner... well I tot pogba heading passed d line, I never knew Baily last leg shot was awarded as a goal.dont bother to reply because I no dey reply senseless mentions!!!!
Adulphus:

Bros If You Dont Know Something, Just Pass Na?
Bally Score With Shot You Say Na Header.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower N-teach Assessment Test: Latest Developments by Crazytrump(m): 2:32pm On Aug 19, 2017
Didnt you see d word "if"? I won't be surprised if some people are disqualified because of this your question...I see no reason writing d skills test when you didn't register for it...
mightyrocket:
Please, i chose no skills during registration, am i suppose to write any of these skill test appearing on my dashboard?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Manchester United (0 - 4) On 19th August 2017 by Crazytrump(m): 1:54pm On Aug 19, 2017
Header
Adulphus:
How Was The Goal Scored.
Header, Shot Or Free Kick!
Romance / Phyno Murdered Hushpuppi In Timaya's New Video by Crazytrump(m): 8:09am On Aug 16, 2017
Phyno just murdered HushDog (sorry) Hushpuppi in Timaya’s new video titled “Telli Person” which was released some hours ago featuring Olamide & Phyno

Phyno did it so maturely that even the Trouble maker Hushpuppi himself might never noticed it until maybe his Friends call his Attention to it. I like that, It shows Phyno is really Talented and Endowed.

However, Nigerians on Social media are already talking about the Video on Twitter. Below is a photo of a Dog with Gucci Chain around her neck with “Gucci Dog” written on it.

Romance / Re: This Pictures Show Why Club Girls Are Dangerous To Take Home by Crazytrump(m): 8:42pm On Aug 14, 2017
In the second pic, those guys don use cartoon replace their heads make that babe no spoil market for them...lok
Family / Re: Man Cuts Off Own Penis In Akure, Says ‘monster’ Ordered Him by Crazytrump(m): 6:59am On Aug 13, 2017
I heard about it yesterday, the guy was an eye witness ...it was strange when he was just explaining it..I learnt he went to an eatery around the place to eat and on getting out of the eatery, he went straight to purchase blade and started the act.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Inside Donald Trump Secret Service Detail(Photos) by Crazytrump(m): 10:30pm On Aug 10, 2017
Check it very well, I can see a black man on his details
oseiwe:
It seems that the secret service is devoid of black men, my observations though.
Romance / Re: Here Are 3 Reasons Why Girls Keep Friendzoning You- Number 3 Will Shock You. by Crazytrump(m): 12:35am On Aug 08, 2017
This one wey be sey una dey date and getting married to young innocent girls, abeg who wan marry those slay mamas una don trash!!!
babagy82:

Guy your story is almost exactly like mine, the only diffenece is im 29 shes 17. She treats me the same even though we are getting married early next year. For many occasions i thought about quitting but with time i came to realize girls of their age are always like that due to their level of immaturity. Not that they dont love the guy, but they dont give a damn about the relationship. But one good thing about them is that, when they come of age and realized how good you were to them, how you sticked with them when you should have quit, they will love you for the rest of their lives, they will be very loyal. So dont quit pls, keep the hope alive. It will be worth it

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