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Hahhahaha! Aint u a joker?

and if i am? watchu gon do bout it?

ashmanpolo: Davido, is that the name of his album? Plus should a 20yrs old boy be thinking of girls at this age? *justCurious*

Will u feel better if hez thinking bout guyz?

Wendy80: I had my LO 2days ago and no bossom milk yet, Can som1 pls suggest wht to take to make it flow.

Brandy, hot tea, loads of pap, plenty palmwine etc

r u important?

uboma: @ op, congratulations on the new job. Accomodation in Abuja is actually high but it still depends on the location. Where is your new office located? Provide the location so we can properly advice if you can reside in the same area or somewhere close to ur office. As per being a night crawler, there is so much night fun in Abuja. As long as u have the money to spend, catching fun in the night wouldn't be a problem.

Exactly . . .d only thing u'll miss is the beach . . u'll get other things in Abuja. I had the same fear when i moved from Lag to Abuja and now . . .I dont even want to go back.

BTW . . forget about any emotional attachment with ur boss ooo. . . do what is best for you. As per accomodation, its cheaper to stay in places like Kubwa or Lugbe . .

CAMEROONPRIDE: tu n' as pas essaye le ginginbre(ginger) , c'est puissant(It's very efficient) .
Ginginbre avec citron plus miel ca guerri( ginger ,honey and lemon will heal you ), I had angine so she was basically telling how to cure it

Oh. . . seen . . thanx. I understood somethings u guyz said but got confused there cos iv never heard those words before. .

CAMEROONPRIDE: Where are you from

Im Nigerian....learnt d little i know in school.

ca va tous le monde? je ne peux pas parler bien..pardonnez moi!.. Il y'a quelque mots ici que je ne comprends pas...par exemple " umh Ta po essaye Le ginginbre la? C puissant hin, ginginbre +citron + Miel ca gueri" . . . .c'est francais? ca c'est a dire quoi?

Iyandasdiary: Dear Readers: My husband now locks his phone, should I go ahead and lock mine?

My husband comes back from work one Wednesday evening, and while he went to freshen up, I honestly just wanted to look up a contact on his phone, alas; it had been locked with a password!

When he got out, I asked him why he locked his phone, and he gave me a flimsy excuse which I was certain was a lie. On trying to get him to unlock it, he just asked why I was checking his phone and that I was beginning to suspect him, which I told him to his face, that indeed I was.

I told him if he didn’t take the password off his phone that I was going to lock mine too, and the next thing was “if you try it, you are inviting holocaust on yourself”.

He says he is not hiding anything, then why would he not allow me lock my phone? *since I won’t be hiding anything*

Should I go ahead and lock my phone too?


SOURCE :www.iyandasdiary.com

Weigh your options. . . . Holocaust or Peace. U make d choice.

Will it be censored?

Kill

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I replied ur email. did u get it?

Eze Promoe: Chineke umuokorobia

LMFAO!!! . . . no b small thing!

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we need to yarn

Watz been happening? Missed u too..

Kidding...oya sowee.. Been making money na.

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creamish

Hey u! Long tyme ehn?

I'm guessing in 3dayz and after 4 slots, I'll finally understand this thread.

Hug

OMG!!! Just laffed my hearts out! Funniest thread iv read today.. After all diz yrs...

goldfish80: The niggur in blue suit is hangingout with people totally out of his league, with his cheap aba made shoes & he doesn't look like he has α fone either one of the beneficiaries of free air ticket to Dubai

See dem updating BB status . . . probably yawning . .

[quote author=Lord_Reed]Is it just me or has he lost a lot of weight?[/quote]Was about to say d same thing . . . .

donez: Most times i hear people say that it is not normal for a lady to be taller than her hubby...This gets me worried cuz i have great penchant for tall ladies, it is not that am on the short side, but i plan to marry a tall lady...So my question is "na bad tin if my wife tall pass me ?

If it seems bad to you, then its bad. Do what ur comfy wit. Iv always preferred taller guyz. Only ever dated one my height..none shorter.

funny thread. . . .

sounds like a typical naija movie!

watz ur date Deotelan?