₦airaland Forum

haba . . . u no be man again? U can handle it. .

na bad thing to make sure say Spawnie no die another unnatural death?  

nwayz, i de facebook. . .Muki, handle dat sexy name (Pamela) with care  

ikamefa:

pup_****  what ?  

abeg make i go cook my ogbono  

drink andrews liver salt when u chop finish!  

where did u say ur house is again?

@ IICE . . .meeennnn! I fear for Spawnie ooo. . .as Ika release dat first Yawn!! Had to rush him back to his cage . .i no wan make e die another horrible death!  

Muki de la kolo de la iyawo de la ajadrage . .  wassap naa?  

IIce . .wat-a-gwan? Una de facebook sef?  

ikamefa:
erhmmmmmmmmmm

why am i hungry?

   

Oya Spawnie. . . back to ya cage!!  

sup Muki de la kolo de la iyawo de la ajadrage ?

wat is it with u and pammy? If i give u now, u go bail!

watz d brand of the 4-wheeled? . . datz d only thing im listening to right now

LMAO

november 19th here

Dual Core:
Creamish, i dey mark your answers. Erm, ruddie, arrange yaself, if not i go set your own JAMB o. Creamish never tell u as her own questions hard am abi? Ehen creamish i go mark your own, to get high score u know wetin to do na, hehe.

ask ma lecturers wat happened to them when they told me d same thing. . .or u can check their asses for thunder marks!


Ruudie . . sorry i couldnt come home . .one bros offered me one enticing 4-wheeled drive just to spend dat evening in an eatery with him. .and i errmm . .DID!

ah aaaahh . .noborry wanna know how naija is ?

phone numbers ke? i no want stalkers ooo. . . desperadoz plenty for this site. . last thing i'l do is put ma digits here.

No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper!!

1. same thing dat turns u in and out (opposite sex applies)

2. Anonymous Bank Plc

3a. 0251485661555698854p
b. *******

4. nuttn . . cos i no know am!

Im faithful,loyal and honest "culled from Naija pledge"

I'm 15 goin on 16. . . do i qualify? Ive got ma referees Mukina2, IIce and Ikamefa. . .they can vouch for me.

also, for further enquiries, contact Ajadrage, Dr Kit, JennaKay, Beauteous and my [size=4pt]husband[/size] Siena

U'l never regret it. . .but therez a clause here . . Ive never seen money in my life but ma friendz told me its a very good thing and plenty of it is a gurlz best friend. . i wont mind recharge card of N30,000 . . ^{[size=4pt]pls open thread for me![/size]}

errrr . .babes . .anyone up for suicide?

ok. . .u asked for it . . .

Turn on: Spawnie

Turn off: No Spawnie

u don wake up? abi we go continue all my good attributes for ur dreams?

Oga . . no vex. . .watz d next question?

Inspector gadget . . ok. . u win .

since Nairaland broses no wan know una . . me & Spawnie have decided to be nice 


So can we get to know u?   

wat is done in secret shall be exposed. muki, no worry, no need to deny again. .Spawnie himself shall reveal his choppers!


Ika-nkita . .make i look for Hacker. . e don create topic for so many pple . . e go create for u b4 u enter my trouble!

as per d boboz im a good girl ooo! im totally ignorant of all d chykings happenin on this thread 


meeenn!! that cake na spawnie flavour! i can smell it!! Ika don show. . d aroma is STRONG!! 

ika-nkita . how fa naa? no topic for u?


Muki. . look for toothpick comot dat dog flesh wey de btw ur teeth!

I live here but datz as far as i can tell . .

lol. . .persin wey de dodge to open a/c with me, na im go buy food for u?. . u go die ooo! Muki abeg open fridge. .Ika remain small bone. .IIce, u go manage am?

RuuDie:
Ajad, rook don't rets me decrare jihad on top ya matter u hia. . . . . . . If u has the égò opens the accounts & rets it end dia becuz i does not takes rikery 2 peoples disturbing my cleamish!

Oh cleamish bebe, how was the works. . . . . . Hope not stlessfuru. You needs massagings? I'll sends my boys 2 fry reonardo d'capucho flom lome via palis 2 takes care of thats!

I WONT MIND DAT . .MY ROVE. . . . bring Will Smith too

@Muki . .ok i believe u . . i no get energy to look for tichas wey no exist!

IICCEEE . . .wassap? Long time no see . . u don change font colour? .e be like say levels don change oooo. . .wetin u bring back?. .new dog?


Muki. . . u don chop am finish already? . .u remain for me?

Spawniez back only for a short while . .take note. He has grown accustomed to his new environment now . .wouldnt want him to miss it now wuld we?

Ajadrage, d 1st 3 letters of ur name in yoruba has alot to do with Spawnie. . no b me give u d name ooo

Muki, innocent ma lovely behind!

Ajad deary . . y u de fear naa? no discourage other hopefuls oooo!. . .how much is it sef?? i bowz to u oo!


Babe . . i dont believe u . . i know u very well so i wont buy dat . . im just hopin dem no give ur followers "holiday" too

mukina2:
Dual
Cream would not post anything baaaaaaaaaad she is a softie thats why we love her

after oga seun ban me d first time, i had to change naa

Dual Core:
Aight ma'am i rest me case.

wat ur mindz tellin u right now iz wat im whispering . .