Don't be stupid man, facebook sue people right left and center, have you heard of SHAGBOOk that got sued, or any other sites that got sued, talkless of using their full name on a domain.

You must be really stupid or dumb, if you want C&D letter on your door step, register the domain and make profit of it.

This goes to you dhtml. I see your trying to use some other web statistics to show how much your site or other site might be worth and showing the results on google.

That proves nothing, you can search domain site with quotes or without quotes and comes up with results that doesnt mean jack poo about a site.

You want to know how much your site might worth if you think of selling it on flippa

How many UV you get a day
How much your site makes a month X 12, that is how much your looking to sell your site for that's even if your lucky.

You said you got no experience on SEO, You want help? feel free to holla, I have portfolio of clients but we not cheap. And to add about nigerian web designer, the OP is sort of right I barely see nigerian websites that's up to standard, and the one that are, are been mostly outsourced to india or any other foreign country.

I did not generalize, I said some of them are ungrateful. You only have to go to nigerian parties and hear folks talk about their nigerian men how ungrateful they are and that's a fact. You can sugar coat it all you like, some nigerians are just buffoons

I always say this and i will say it again, Nigerians back home are way, alot better than nigerians in the UK especially. Plus some people says why Nigerians in the UK doesnt help.

I will tell you why, cause some of them are ungrateful B.A.S.T.ARD and that's a fact. Situations here in the UK are so vicous circle, a guy has a problem, you asked him to come to your house, he stayed there for 6 months, didnt pay a dime towards the rent, He got his own place, few months or yrs down the road, you had a problem, you went back to the guy you helped for 6 months to house you for a while till you get back on ya feet, guess what the guy treat you like dirt, like you never helped him before.

Am sure some of ya'll will understand what I mean.

Nigerians here are just useless and ungrateful.

Don;t even get me going with this, the stupid media propagate the whole country and have their ignorant people think Africa is a country. If they travelling to a country in africa, what would they say? oh am traveling to africa, if they going to spain, they will never say am traveling to europe, so why they do always class africa as a country pisses me off.

you've got money with no clue of what your doing, you need to do alot of reasearch, and if your gonna go down the blogging route, make sure you use cpa.

The best cpa network out there are peerfly, neverblue, adsensemedia and maxbounty.

you can start with $100

Get hosting from hostgator (7-8 $ /month)
domain (1.50 - 10/month)

You can hire writer from freelancer or odesk
couple of seo softwares.

Man you need to learn for atleast a month 14 hrs a day, no porn no facebook just constant learning.

Email me, i will set it up for you. the whole chebang

@Mrs.Chima - How reta.rded can you be? You call yourself MrsChima and your profile says Male, what are you? a fecking TVs? I will lay vengeance upon you, ya think am just some dude you can throw your little punch at that won't give you back, I have mouth like basket, I will give you back in 100 folds. You feckin M.oron

@mrs chima - what a douche bag you are am not the one butting into someone Else's business, making it as my business,  I only got on ya back as your just spitting venom in your post and I hope its bite that black Bottom of yours, you think keeping it real is spitting poo that you know jack poo about. Your a total knob head

@shelylilly - Thanks, mrs chima just spitting venom on here

@claremont -  well said claremont, that says it all, if it was a black british would she go through all that hassles and all, and she called her self a christian, christian my foot. Mind your own business, you putting effort into someone else business granted shes your friend, I will advice you to channel your energy into banging your hubby day in day out atleast that will get rid of your idleness

@mrs chima, Your boring me man, I got some backlinks to blast, if your gonna chat rubbish on here you better pick some one of your caliber, because I will nail your Bottom right to the cross.

Ya think because your in america or what not, ya can spit out "can I afford the ticket" or one mins you gonna say have I got the VISA to get there? haha. You better get your sorry Bottom some where the sun to shine.

And maybe you need to get the Bleep out of Nairaland

@mrs chima,  Can I afford the ticket to the USA? are you dumb or what? ya think am some guy from nigeria you can tell that too? What so special in me travelling to america

I live very close to manchester airport, am one way ticket to you fool, beside the americans has got no sense of humour so what the point.

Mrs Chima, Gerrout man I saw alot of your post on here you need to get off your high horse. Ya hide behind your fecking screen and spit poo out.

@lisasmiles, your starting to get irrirative now, you said you came here to find out about nigerian traditional marriage, I think you need to reread your original post, also in one of your post you said you will bring your friend to this site for her to see your self so you can say I told you so see what other people are talking about.

What your intention? Please just go away man, People like you makes me creep, a black guy and a white all of a sudden its way pass through green card, do you know how many Americans in the Uk getting married to British citizens so they can settle down here? Does that mean they love their other halves any less?

Should I paint all Americans I see with british women black? You really truly christian eh more like a silent devilish one.

As I said in my previous post, your jealous but you will never admit it on here, but I know and you know deep down you are. Butt out let your friend make her decision, even if your friend didnt marry this guy, can you tell me the next guy she will meet will be any better, or your gonna be a relationship cop who will be digging out background of anyone she ever met or ever say shes gonna get married to.

Really, your married for 10 yrs? really? I doubt it.

@lisasmiles, Honestly speaking I would say deep down your not happy that your friend wanna get married to this Nigerian Guy, You would say that;s not the case but I can tell you deep down you not happy, for you to go all that way to the lawyer that says it all.

I bet your poisoning your mates mind into not going down with the guy, You know what will happen to your friend when he end up with this guy? and this guy learnt that you've been saying bad stuff about him wanting your friend for paper, even though that might not be his intention in the first place, then he might change his intention knowing hes been painted black anyway when that wasn't what his intention was.

I would say BUTT out, ya think your doing good by going here and there, and going to the point where "oh i will get the lawyer and immigration on his Bottom" your truly a real christian aint ya? Do you ever gave the guy the benefit of the doubt that he might be honest about what he's saying.

Why change a honest man to change his mind knowing well hes been painted black anyway i will do my worse. Leave your friend alone let her make her choices shes grown up to make her damn decision without you been her mother.

Get lost and leave them be.

And to other nigerians here, I pity you all, ya think once a nigerian with a white woman means they seeking a visa, am not saying it dont happen, but not everything is as black and white.

Dont paint your people black, have you seen cases where the white girl is the one initiating to get married to a black nigerian guy?

Nigerians Eh? we dont love each other

Peace out

armyofone:

na lie!! they are marrying them in droves o. you never see  i will keep it and use the money do better thing that will cover the sadness of losing his pocket him  life is too sweet  to be crying over sour milk.

so you obviously telling me that if a guy gave you his momma or grand mama late ring which has a sentimental value to him and you broke up with him you gonna keep the ring

O ga o, some nigerian women sha, ya wonder why they are in their bloody 30s now looking to settle down with any guy. some nigerian girls are just right down useless

some nigerian women eh, they damn right gold diggers with no values or moral, we are not talking about the rings worth, its about the value of the ring here, what if it was his late mother that gave the guy the ring to give to his love one.

And this ring has got a sentimental value and you gonna break up with the guy and say you gonna keep the ring?

No wonder alot of guys in diaspora dont wanna marry nigerians and you wonder why.

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Have been living in the uk for the past 6 years and i can tell you UK is not what it used to be back in the days, my advice to people back home who want to come to the UK, should stay put, use your money to invest in business or any other things you can think of.

Alot of people here wanna go back home, but the prospects of security, no light and bad road and health scare the hell out of most people here.

You can't blame the UK government for wanting to reduce immigrant, for one they cant reduce the EU which take massive part of their employments, due to referendum they had with the EU, hence reducing people from non eea.

Let me remind you guys of when ghana was in our country doing all the odds jobs, what did we say, GHANA MUST GO, did you see where the brits are coming from now?

No money, goverment cutting all jobs like there is no tomorrow, and people are getting more angrier by the day.

Also to friends, families back at home, should cut we guys here some slack as they expect us to be sending them ridiculous amount of money everytime. Alot of people cant even afford to eat 3 times a day here. RANT OVER

As seun explained, its depend the kind of functionality your looking for, forum scripts can been free and paid, smf, vbulleting, phpbb, and also you can get hosting as low as £1.99/mo with database included, if your even lucky you will see hosting company having unlimited database, before you guys quote me there is nothing like unlimited database but that is another story entirely.

And also you can buy skin/theme for your forum and have it modded, its good if you can learn a little php, if not you can outsource your job to the indian guys who will charge less and do a better job.

am not a football fanatics, but hes lucky that his house has not been burnt yet, you guys saying the death threat is too much, common man, if truly ya'll guys are football fan and love everything about football I bet you will say or probably do summat serious.

How many of ya'll in the uk remember when christiana ronaldo got rooney sent out of a match last world cup, do you guys forgot that english die hard fans took law into their hand and set his house on fire?

World Cup is massive, your there to represent your country not behave like a lunatic. My 2 cents

You guys forgot the fact that largerback only has about 3 weeks to train the guys, they are not even fit, they can't run, they all lost their pace. Who should we blame? The Coach Or the NFA?

NFA: The bastards don't treat their players right? and you think all this players will want to break their legs because of their yeye country, This nigerian players can't even cross over the bridge in their club in europe because they know the club manager dont take nonsense he will kick them out of the club.

COACH: Lagerback didnt input any discipline in his team at all, that silly kaita should have been suspended and even sent back home, it shows you how we lack discipline.

Vincent Eyeama: Only player who's ready to go any extra lenght, he will always throw himself to the ball, 

Why can't they use the young player who's ready to put their leg, their body and soul into football so they can get the reap by getting signed up by europe clubs, instead we decided to put the dumb backside old fools.

Grrrrrrrrrrr, I feel like slapping the poo outter that silly kaita

Are you guys dumb head or what, We nigerians are useless appreciating our fellow brothers, atleast outsider appreciates him, maybe you guys have not watched him played for Hapoel Tel Aviv or have you guys forgot that he was selected for the player of the year  in Israel in 2009. Atleasts all isrealites appreciate his efforts if you silly dumbass mofo cant appreciates him.

You only have to go on youtube to see his wonderful save, he should come to europe that is where he belong

This go to you AKINW, looking at your website, you have a cannonical issues, which will hurt your website.

Google is indexing your site in both www version and non www version, majority of your site is being index with www, while your homepage is index with non www.

I will suggest you use 301 redirect from non www version to www version, and sign up to google webmaster and choose a prefer domain to www version.

And redirect all the non www version to the www. If you dont understand any of this drop me an email

why are all nigerian forums using SMF, is it because it's free, what about phpbb, vbulletings, you've gotta invest in something to achieve, because nairaland use SMF, everbody gotta use it.

ololo12:

OMG, I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM TOO, I'M IN MY FINALS, I HAVEN'T TOASTED NOR ASKED A BABE OUT, EVEN THOUGH I TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO, I END UP NOT BEING ABLE TO. I GO FINISH SCHOOL THIS YEAR, AND I NEVER GET GF, NOT TO TALK ABOUT SEX SEF, DONT KNOW WHEN LAST I HAD ONE, ALL I DO IS self-service, I REALLY DO FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF

TOASTED?

The likes of capital video production, DJ Tee Productions will charge atleast 4 million naira for a music shoot, but you can't say that to the movie side of it, as Brother BELLO want to spend half a million naira on a movie project. It doesn't work that way.

over 20 movies comes out a week, why can't they put all the movie project money together and shoot one very good movie, If musicians can spend over 4 million naira on 3-5 mins video, I don't see why movie directors cant spend double the amount.

why not tell your girlfriend to tell him to ask you out, even if she can come out right and tell the guy you said he should ask you out.

The only way a guy and a girl can be friends is

If the guy/gal is in a serious relationship
If the guy/gal is married
If the guy/gal is gay
If the guy/gal have got no sexual attractions to other
Or if the guy/gal has no attractions to each other. That is the only way this can work, true FRIENDSHIP means no intimacy right?

So for friendship to happen one of this must occur, And guys will always in every way have sexual attraction or being attractive to a girl.

Guys that say it's possible to have friendship with a girl, let me put you in a scenario, You walked in to your girlfriend's room, she was semi unclothed and say to you she's Hot will you have intimacy with me? Would you say NO i can't do that we just friends? I bet majority of you guys would jump into that opportunity.

Same goes to a gal, if none of the above that i mentioned didnt apply to you, You will defo end up bleeping the guy straight up. My two cents

im a nigerian living abroad and am too wary of dealing with my fellow nigerians, you guys can shout all you want, nigerians abroad are more wicked, dubious than any of nigerians living back home. Nigerian back home are so God fearing they woudn't throw you out of the house when you just moved in with them.

Kai come here for london, con see how sister, brothers throw their ppl out in the cold, do you know how many nigerians sleep in a phone booth in the UK? over some dispute they had with their relatives?

All i know is back home, ppl there are still merciful, they are pitiful, my ppl here, you can only stay for person house for 2 weeks, before they start shouting to find your way and commot for their house. How bad is that?

Nigerian fellow back home are more God fearing than the one living abroad, we are too wicked here

Hello all,

let me give you a bit of my own story, its just exactly what the gurl said, i have a wife with kids, though my wife is about 14 years older than me, I use to make my money on the street, doing street jobs if u know what i mean, since i got married with my wife, my wife decided i stop the street wise job, which i did and took the risk of not getting paid from the street job. Even though i did try a little, but wasnt the same as when i do it fully if u know what i mean, I struggle financially that i barely get £5, but wife got angry all the time shout at me saying she was the one paying for this and that, saying she foot the financial aspects, but as someone said here, no real man would want a woman to pay for anything, i got so depressed because its like someone that use to have 1k in hsi bank account now became someone that barely could get 10 percent of it. I took some professional certificates exams to get me good job, and actually i did look for a job for about 8 months, though i get some temps job which i eventually got fired from after a week if any one here have done a temp job before and how its done. To cuts the long story short, at the mins am in the middle of a divorce now, cause why, i got hassle from my woman calling me useless and jobless, a guy that can't hold a job? and i feel so ashamed that I'm a guy who use to work on the street to get what he wanted even though really that is not waht i want to be doing again  that is why i took them professional exams to get a well good earning jobs, but man credit crunch aint letting a man get a job, my wife got so mad she want me to go back to my street job so i can contribute to the family, but my people, i left street jobs for couple of months now, my mind aint doing it again plus i just got outter 5-0's case and still serving some community punishment over it, but now my marriage has hit a rock bottom.

So my advice to the girl is, your the only one who knows if the guy is actually looking for a job, if hes really trying to get his ass of the house and get a job, and if hes really trying to do that but due to the fact that job hunting is harder than a job then i guess you should stick with him, if the guy is a guy that don't give a toss about about getting a job, then i would say u should leave him.