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the fleshy penis in that suit..... dayuuuummm!!!! just lusting though.. congratulobia anyways

it's a comedy show ...... she wants to look funny biko . let the comedy start with her

iamdotune:
I've been trying to quote a post too but I don't know how, incase thy teach u pls don't hesitate to teach me.. Thank u in advance

how did you quote someone's post and you claiming not to know how to do so contradicting fellow

abuayman:
DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN IN
GOVERNMENT
1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called OBJ

2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called IBB

3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called Abdusallam

4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin eventually fold up, that is called Atiku

5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called Gowon

6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get
headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called Shonekan

7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwodo

8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called Abacha

9. When you want to chop in government and you first give others to chop before you
begin to chop, that is called Goodluck Jonathan

10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called Ibori

11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called Fashola

12. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that
government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called Tinibu

13. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Maitama, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called Deziani

14. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi Amechi

15. When you chop in government so tay you are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat one is called Rochas

16. When you chop so tey you tire and come
begin de distribute the choppings to others. That one is called Dasuki

17. When you see government money and can't chop and won't let others chop, and u say all govt money belongs to people's projects dat one is called Buhari

18. When u read dis n refuse to share with others dat one is called OYO. On Your Own!!!
God save Nigeria

soooooo!!!! I Don laugh pee for here

noetic5:
I need fat tea tho

I swear .... I don tire for all these slim tea jargons

gunther6:
Have you seen the father? You obviously failed secondary school biology or didn't have the fortitude to attend one

baba In heaven has blessed you already for this reply

tripping for you girl

some toned body she's got there

Arijude:
Creamy... you're a criminal. You just changed it.

lol... evil person like you.... make i nuh change am you will just draw attention to my profile with that previous comment

Arijude:
According to your dp, you're also one of them.

really I do not think so

I thought it was just my eyes...... 95% of prostitutes I have seen are usually ugly facially

a lagos resident and in need of the loan..... can I be helped out??

eyaf tey with this actress sha ..... why she take back seat na

na wa oooo ..... na to open second account with major cash and use the first account for small change .... no atm for second account be that plus deletions of alerts received

show me penis ...... please

they sometimes part with their victim's phones .... basically there are withdrawals between the time of being thrown off balance and regaining composure

if you were never obese or suffering from an illness that warrants losing weight .... my sister you will never look good in Africa especially when you were once thick but chose to lose weight due to lack of husband and the nonsense about slim ladies looking younger than their age

wewe1:
Shai this lady was not as white as this when we were at Ebonyi State NYSC camp in 2006...... Waaooo ẹ don Tey oooooooo. Ten good years ago. Let me get back to work..... There are still more grounds to cover, I bless God for where I am, not doing bad myself. #leavethebleacheralone

pray , how old is she now I hear she is thirty two right

Truman155:
another unvetted story in nairaland yeye the smell
ps was there cell phone in Nigeria 13 years ago?
anyway ladies inbox me or drop ya number lemme flash you
na so god the take answer prayer o

in 2003, hell yes!!!! the era of expensive phones plus sim
cards

ntor to her husband who left her 'lojiji!! let d blessings flow jare ..

lol..... hausa illiterate ...... great disease

i for one have never loved gala or its counterpart and will never o

if God wants to announce a matured woman ,he matches her with a man..... utter rubbish!!!!

freeze is taking solace in failed marriages as his own didn't work ....... swerve jare

what rubbish ..... your husband just realised that you are ageing gradually after nights with him.... now you want to do forever young so that when we ask ur secret you wi say its just water ..... see fear of wrinkles, keep up the hyper pigmentation rubbish after downing alcohol

olaolulazio:
Do u smoke?

initiate, id join you

i could only see through dijas make over and say that she is not twenty two like my brother says she is...... please who knows her age

men sha......the wife get baka and i am sure thats what the man must have sought for before marrying her so he would not cheat....my comclusion all men cheat

0rex:
Did you upload your profile picture for the OP?
Might do wonders for him.

April 10: 10.04 PM

lol...na....there's so many girls in the city who can show him more

woodcook:
I will marry you my dear.

move to the girl na

Can you marry me already I am older than you though

Can you marry me already