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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Sheriff Vs Manchester United: Europa League (0 - 2) - Live by CrEaToRmalden(m): 7:31pm On Sep 15, 2022

Lord Maguire in

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Sheriff Vs Manchester United: Europa League (0 - 2) - Live by CrEaToRmalden(m): 7:28pm On Sep 15, 2022

Casemiro needs to settle in faster in this team. Else, it'll take really long for him to break in.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Sheriff Vs Manchester United: Europa League (0 - 2) - Live by CrEaToRmalden(m): 7:26pm On Sep 15, 2022

Fernandez just loves arguing with refs.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Sheriff Vs Manchester United: Europa League (0 - 2) - Live by CrEaToRmalden(m): 6:50pm On Sep 15, 2022

United needs to hold the ball more in games to reduce pressure on our backline. Sometimes I pity outlr defenders.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Sheriff Vs Manchester United: Europa League (0 - 2) - Live by CrEaToRmalden(m): 6:49pm On Sep 15, 2022

Angelfrost:
Small wetin?!! No be dis Team wey wound Real Madrid for UCL?!!

You de follow this one talk?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Sheriff Vs Manchester United: Europa League (0 - 2) - Live by CrEaToRmalden(m): 6:48pm On Sep 15, 2022

Malacia nearly cost us

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 6:18pm On Sep 04, 2022

Small Arsenal grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 5:12pm On Sep 04, 2022

Jessewizy:
Well, I hope you’re watching the match though. Just look at Scott and Rashford and tell me what you think. Scott is so agitated

I agree with you, both not giving what we expect but when it's time, they will be bundled out. Rashford even makes me want to smash my TV. Look at Maguire. Right now, he can only point fingers at his bad football for being on the bench.

As for Rashford, he's unpredictable and turns up once in a while.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 4:59pm On Sep 04, 2022

Jessewizy:
This clueless ETH should know that Scott looks impressive because of Erikson. How can you start Rashford ahead of Ronaldo! This is insane. Anthony and Sancho would link up better with Ronaldo. Starting Scott instead of Casemiro would spell doom. This is a big game with a side on 100% win.

C'mon guys, let's give this man a break. All he did was start a winning team. If he made any of your suggested changes and loses this match, he'll be called out for betching the winners. I mean, look at it: he sacrificed Elanga already. Let others just run around first.

As for Casemiro, he'll slowly take over.

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Phones › Re: Oraimo Watch 2 Pro VS Apple Watch 7 Series: Battle Of The Titians by CrEaToRmalden(m): 9:33am On Aug 31, 2022

This is a fake thread with fake comments from one account promoting Oraimo product. REPORTED. I hope other viewers do the same.

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Business › Re: GTBank Website Hacked - Customers Cry Out by CrEaToRmalden(m): 8:33pm On Jul 31, 2022

GREATIGBOMAN:
Nairaland can push any nonsense to front page

How is this a hack?

Really sad. It seems the mods here are illiterates. I mean, a simple web cache problem here and it's labeled "hack". The illiterate mod went on to push to front page. Even Google servers go down—no hack here.

Very misleading, and the general public should disregard this typical sample of Nigerian journalism.

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Jokes Etc › Why Are Memes Not Funny If Not Blurry? by CrEaToRmalden(op): 9:50am On May 17, 2022

I know that image files lose quality after multiple sharing and screenshots. But is it only me that memes are funnier when the image is blurry?

An example below:

Properties › Should Door Curtains Touch The Floor? by CrEaToRmalden(op): 7:32am On Apr 26, 2022

Should door or window curtains sweep the floor or be a few inches above the floor?

Culture › Why Do I Get Phone Calls From Hausa People? by CrEaToRmalden(op): 9:31pm On Apr 24, 2022

99% of the sorry-it's-the-wrong-number phone calls I receive come from hausa people. Why is this?

Properties › Do Houses Still Need Door And Window Curtains? by CrEaToRmalden(op): 9:12pm On Apr 23, 2022

Is it better to go bare in your own home without curtains?

Family › Re: When Your Children Call The Police For Disciplining Them. by CrEaToRmalden(m): 1:48pm On Mar 28, 2022

Looks like you live in the most famous GTA San Andreas neighborhood grin

Modified:

From your picture attachment

KanwuliaBaby:
Explain further please.
Highlight of whose parenting?
Na only me dey parent am? Im papa nor dey house?
Did you ever see me dress like an ashi on or off NL?

We don’t live in places like Ajegunle or “Banana Island” in this complex. This is a private residential area. We don’t have Alaye-Slayers roaming aimlessly around here in COBB COUNRRRRY!
Thank you!

Na for this kain neighborhood you wanno commit crime? You see anybarry dey waka with leg for hia? Before you reach here 50 neighbors don snap you with RING camera. CCTV nko? Plus where everyone is FREE to own a GUN? Kam try ya best luck!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Young Boys UCL (1 - 1) On 8th December 2021 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 9:54pm On Dec 08, 2021

Ray07:
Shey you saw the rubbish wanbisaka the play. That guy go chop bench tire.

Swears...
He's so wack down the flank. No ball control, dribbling, passing, can't play one-two, etc.

Just good at sliding

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Young Boys UCL (1 - 1) On 8th December 2021 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 9:49pm On Dec 08, 2021

Van De Beek Bleep up sha. Matic looking unstable towards the end as a defender. Nonetheless, not a bad show. We are winning this...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Young Boys UCL (1 - 1) On 8th December 2021 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 9:04pm On Dec 08, 2021

Joebayo217:
Which kind of line up be dis na dis match supposed be revenge match

It's worth it, bro. I mean we have nothing to lose.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 2nd December 2021 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 5:21pm On Dec 02, 2021

Guys, please recommend a mobile streaming option for this match. Thank you.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolves Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) on August 29 2021 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 5:01pm On Aug 29, 2021

A team frequently under pressure is not a title-contending team, at least not in the EPL. Even Leicester won it outside pressure. I'm not sure Ole is the man; it's tiring how the board won't get rid of him already.

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Education › Re: Iyaje Abuma Shedrack: UNIJOS Student Stabbed To Death By Suspected Hoodlums by CrEaToRmalden(m): 1:51pm On Aug 20, 2021

post=104983825:
Copy and paste Blogger

I thought you're a reasonable person. Besides, you copy and paste on Nairaland, claiming "as collected by " as though you were live at the scene(s).

Seeing another blogger do what you do, you're dying in hatred but hope to keep growing.

I think it's time Nairaland looks into your copied contents with no relevant links because I've never seen an annoying copy-paste website like your blog littering Nairaland.

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Education › Re: Sex For Grades . Share Your Experience!!! by CrEaToRmalden(m): 10:45am On Jul 28, 2021

SunLight11:
That was back then in year 3, had a carry over, I went to man told him I didn't serve to fail, he told me it was my fa'lt I didn't give him chance and that I woul' now, he could do something about the grade. He do disburbed me that I had my carryover and moved on, wrote the course again in final year and passed.
Funny enough it was th's same man that helped me while I was processin' my nysc cus he was the exams officer. When I left for service I called an' thank him for his assistance.

Don't blame the man, dear. He merely looked to leverage your poor academic performance. Per your comment, you failed deservingly.

Lovely you didn't trade yourself for the marks. Glad you passed eventually, but don't claim he failed you for not giving him a chance. What chance? Having his way with you? That's a BIG LIE. Again, you failed deservingly, not because he wanted you. Giving your body would only serve as an exchange to leap your poor performance.

Have a beautiful day ahead.

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Literature › In Need Of An Intelligent SEO Writer by CrEaToRmalden(op): 5:53pm On Mar 18, 2021*

*****

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Business › Re: Can He Withdraw Money From My Account by CrEaToRmalden(m): 9:11pm On Mar 15, 2021

Permit me to address you by the deserving name, "Idiot".

Mr. Idiot, the fellow can't do a thing to your bank account using your bank account number, except moving illicit or illegal funds to it. If such happens, report to your bank ASAP.

When such funds are credited to your bank account, the scammer asks you to keep some percentage of it and cashout the leftover via ATM or move the equivalent in the Cryptocurrency value.

Automatically, you're an unconscious Money Mule, and you can't talk yourself out of trouble.

Also, he may use the number to attempt phishing you in the future or someone related to you to provide delicate info such as credit/debit card PIN, bank app logins (username and password).

How? He claims he's messaging from your bank, as he did earlier, and proves by reading out your account number to convince the hell out of you.

If you provided any info sent as SMS earlier, you might have given the crook a key to use some crack ware or app to access your bank account.

Autos › Re: Volvo To Make Only Electric Vehicles By 2030 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 12:00pm On Mar 03, 2021

sapphiere:
Good! I heard their CEO is a FEMALE.

Lady, stop being a nitwit. Besides, Volvo's CEO a female?

Because a man broke your heart shouldn't instigate this misandric attitude.

I'm disappointed you're not as smart.

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Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Friends by CrEaToRmalden(m): 10:45pm On Feb 05, 2021

Zzor:
Buy your girlfriend val gifts,she has really tried tolerating all the garbages you bring to her

Must a woman be a beggar?

Romance › Re: Had Anyone Ever Noticed This Strange Feeling? by CrEaToRmalden(m): 8:46pm On Jan 31, 2021

Lol

When it goes missing, you'll KNOW.

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Family › Re: Undetected Sickle Celler by CrEaToRmalden(m): 8:49pm On Jan 30, 2021

Winneygirl:
1,2,3, maybe 4 times might be considered being cautious.
But 5,6,7 times seems out of place to me.
We don't know her family history. We don't know if she has a sickle cell sibling.

Something made her jittery enough to keep running the test even after marriage.
That is the missing piece of information.

You're quite SMART.

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