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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 3rd November 2018 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 2:13pm On Nov 03, 2018
We are playing shit
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 3rd November 2018 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 12:58pm On Nov 03, 2018
Our midfield though, legit
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 3rd November 2018 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 12:57pm On Nov 03, 2018
Banter1:
Man utd 2 Burnley 1
Bro pass me some weed
CrimeRe: Imam, Family Members Burnt To Death As Boko Haram Attack Borno by CrEaToRmalden(m): 5:15pm On Nov 01, 2018
Some of this Northern brothers are really heartless
EducationRe: I Feel So Down Right Now. by CrEaToRmalden(op):
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EducationI Feel So Down Right Now. by CrEaToRmalden(op):
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EducationRe: Students Denied Classes, Chased Out From School Over N600 In Rivers State. Pics by CrEaToRmalden(m): 5:45pm On Oct 31, 2018
Mizwisdom:
A parent that can't pay $2 for his kid to attend school, has failed his child.






Need books?
Contact me via orderbooksng@gmail.com
True, every parent is responsible to the child. Better to live and not make one than have influx and not be able to care for.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (2 - 1) On 28th October 2018 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 4:54pm On Oct 28, 2018
Lemme see what will happen today without lukaku
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Juventus (0 - 1) On 23rd October 2018 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 7:19pm On Oct 23, 2018
Manchester united has the attacking prowess to beat any team. We can beat Juventus today if we don't draw against them but we are not losing this one.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Juventus (0 - 1) On 23rd October 2018 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 7:16pm On Oct 23, 2018
Though we might draw this game with Juvetus, I hope we win.
LiteratureRe: A Short Story "LOST" by CrEaToRmalden(op): 5:33am On Feb 10, 2018
Thanks all, I am pleased and motivated by this replies.
LiteratureA Short Story "LOST" by CrEaToRmalden(op): 1:52pm On Feb 06, 2018
LOST



In the cave laid a body at dusk with not an objective but a possible one, CONQUER!!. Again CONQUER!! At this point you know he is not dead, you know he is alive and his name I don't know then a thunderous voice came;
Karibb!! Get the f**k up you stinky old skull
to me it was absurd to Karibb I think it was OK, who could have said such ? oh wait I don't even know where I am and you don't know who I am, well you are about to know but before then the man that thundered sounded like a captain and his name I don't know.
Then a man woke up and another and another and I couldn't count again, well I don't know who is Karibb anymore so I'll let you know when I know. They came out numbering about a hundred and queued behind a squarely built hut with a golden roof then a man in his late thirties putting on a black weird looking coat walked out of the queue towards the hut and unlocked it from the outside, out came a man with one eye dead and nose gone, he looks like the devil himself with a human skull on his staff, I don't know and don't care why captain's hut is locked from the outside and I think you care.
The men were all quiet and... 'oh wait they're now screaming 'Gog'! here is the man who came out of the hut, I believe he is the same man with the thunderous voice and prolly the captain. oh yes he's the captain and I will be calling him Captain Gog.
Silent!! said Captain Gog, next time ya'll pigs make me lap me ass inda door fo long, I'ma kill ya'll and feast ya cursed ass to flee, He screamed.
Flee to me means to run but here flee means something else, maybe he/she is a beast but I'm not sure because I am only narrating.
There was silence after Gog made his few bloody lines speech, he looked fierce and no one is willing to die at dusk neither I so I was afraid. He went on with his long, rude and deadly speech and then he called out to Karibb the same fellow who put open the hut in the beginning.
Aye sire! replied Karibb
Haw many awi men gone down asked Gog
shakily Karibb answered 'seven' me lard
ha'many awi inamies felled on'ya blade
Karibb more timidly replied 'none' me lard
Gog's look was becoming more fiery now, his face like an offended monster.
Taday!! thundered Gog
We spill all them blood, he continued
Spill them blooood!!! a chorused reply from the crowd with one of their hands crossing their chest and the other wanting to strangle the air.
Now I know, they are not pirates as you may have thought, they're one of the four clans each with an objective to conquer and rule the whole Island. I don't remember mentioning women here, did I ? of course not. They have their women and I don't know where they're being kept, I learnt that in this course of war, any clan with the highest number of women is likely to be indomitable. The more the women, the more the warriors. This can be compared to the soldier ants and it's queen, the more the queens, the more the soldiers. Gog's clan hides their women on like other clans, no clan knows who has the most women therefore measuring their enemies strength is near impossible.
Today to me is a war day because all men are looking blood thirsty and ready for war. I don't get why no one is allowed to enter Gog's hut and I'm ready to risk it and today because they will be leaving for war!!. Before they set out, Gog had appointed Karibb as the hut's caretaker and I didn't like this because Karibb is a good man and I don't want to implicate him in what I am about to do, what I am about to do is drug him to sleep but I can't do this because I am bodiless so I'll use the mind of another.
Few hours later, I found the perfect man to use and clear my doubt and the man is a cook for this clan. I am now in his head!! as he drugs the meal meant for Karibb. I left his head when he arrived where Karibb was and for the fact that my hypnotism on the cook was powerful, he couldn't recall what he did so the cook assumed nothing was wrong. What a job well done. Here lies Karibb on his sword trying to keep awake, I am sorry friend, you can't conquer this, I muttered. I went in finally leaving the door locked as it was, now I am in and I have taken something which is precious and I am out, still laying here is Karibb, I hope he wakes before Gog his lord returns.
All these happened in a day and today is the next day, I am going to check on my unlikely friend whom I used to get what was precious to me, the thing I stole is the most precious to Gog and worthless to all who know not what it can do. Here I am, back to where it all began still at the dusk of the next day waiting for foolish Gog to thunder again.
Karibb!!, Thundered foolish Gog and again a man rose and another and another until spotting Karibb became difficult. Oh friend waiiit, Karibb was never Karibb as all the men were Karibb, now I know that there isn't a man here called Karibb but all are Karibb.
There was still a man laying on the outer part of the cave so I went closer and closer and was not surprise, It was the Karibb I drugged, he lay still looking at me, he tried to speak but he couldn't and that made me wonder why, then I realised that his tongue has been taken off and he couldn't stand up because his legs were no longer connected to his body. This is the end of him and the beginning of me.
I led to his death for my action,
I am a ghost, Killed a decade ago,
I Lied to you from the start
I was never lost
I once was a power drunk and a deadlier Gog and a more deadlier Gog will I be returning as with the help of this precious from Gog's hut soon to be mine.



Please rate this out of 10.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leicester City (0 - 0) On 13th January 2018 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 5:59pm On Jan 13, 2018
Conte has gone on to DRAW 4 games during his quarrel with Mourinho grin grin

the power of mou
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leicester City (0 - 0) On 13th January 2018 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 5:58pm On Jan 13, 2018
see their head, they wanted to top man utd
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leicester City (0 - 0) On 13th January 2018 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 5:56pm On Jan 13, 2018
Ayam so happppppyyyyyyyy
GamingRe: Help Needed, Pleeeease !! by CrEaToRmalden(op):
Henshaw007:
I don't tink its upto 2k buh atleast 500.
Ur spec isn't upto to the minimum try and upgrade the RAM to 4gb and also download RAZER game booster. It might work just fine.
thanks for replying bro.
D you know the size of the game, what range

1.5GB to 2GB
or 2GB and more
GamingHelp Needed, Pleeeease !! by CrEaToRmalden(op): 12:50pm On Jan 08, 2018
Hello gamers

I have an HP EliteBook 6930p Laptop with the following specs:

RAM - 2GB DDr2 800MHZ (will soon upgrade it to 4GB but for now, will be running the possible pes game with the 2GB )

Processor - Intel (R) core (TM) DUO CPU P8700 clocked @ 2.53GHZ 2.53GHZ

System type - 32-bits OS

Hard Drive - 160GB about 120GB available

OS - MS windows Vista (windows 7)


Well, nothing too good about this pc except the clock speed.

Will this be able to run PES 2015 game ?
if yes please provide me with a free download link (not rich enough to purchase from an online store smiley )

Again, I am new to pc gaming and I'd love you to answer these quetions below

1). what is the size of pes 2015 for pc
( Is it up to 2GB or more ? )
2). Can one purchase a disc containing a PES that can run on pc ?
if yes, how does it work and what software will be needed to power the gaming disc.
3). If it's possible to game on pc with a game disc, how much will it cost in a local gamestore, will it cost up to 2k or more ?
( precisely PES 2015 disc so that it will be cheaper) cheesy

A detailed reply will be appreciated,

thanks
Nairaland GeneralRe: Salesgirl Poses In Front Of A Truck After Ramming Into Her Shop In Delta. Photos by CrEaToRmalden(m): 3:49pm On Jan 04, 2018
braimeddy:
Op she didn't poses in front of the truck. Someone just took a random pix of her.
Thank u Lord for saving her life.
you feel say the OP sabi the meaning of pose at all ?
Christianity EtcRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Reacts To Daddy Freeze "Giving Pastors January Salary" by CrEaToRmalden(m): 11:12pm On Jan 03, 2018
kodded:
how a man spend his money is not your business undecided






@dadick-freeze
nice comment
RomanceRe: Dis Pic Is Crazy by CrEaToRmalden(m): 2:00pm On Dec 14, 2017
lol, I sent this to my friend and he was unable to spot the s**t,
So I told the idiot to focus on the fonts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Bournemouth (1 - 0 ) On 13th December 2017 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 7:11pm On Dec 13, 2017
airminem:
its a draw match

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Bournemouth (1 - 0 ) On 13th December 2017 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 7:03pm On Dec 13, 2017
If I find Lukaku in the Lineup, I won't watch the match.


Even if he scores today, he's still shit, poor finishing, our team was good offensively vs Man city and he was the only useless player there, he kept heading away all the long balls sent to him, couldn't score an empty net goal, preferred to punch the GK's face twice with the ball at the same spot instead of scoring. SMH.



we better struggle for Abumeyang, heard the club is ready to let him go.


Finally, I think I am the only person that the loss still hurts, it was painful.
Mourinho has never lost an home game on sunday, and he finally did because of our ShitKaku,
Man city broke our unbeaten home record last season, they came back and did it again.
the same players that scored vs westham in the previous EPL match (Silva and Otamendi) scored against us again.

these things really hurt man, even tho most Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool fans wanted us to win, the still had to troll us because they were angry, we could have opened the title window, instead with doubled the padlock lipsrsealed

As for today, no reason not to win this match, it's the game that will erase some of the pains away.

#GGMU
PhonesRe: LG Launches Phone That Is More Expensive Than Iphone-x by CrEaToRmalden(m): 9:16am On Dec 08, 2017
kuntash:
Why is the phone displaying Wed Dec 27?
could be the official release date.
CrimeRe: UNIUYO Final Year Student Killed By Armed Robbers (Photos) by CrEaToRmalden(m): 7:20pm On Dec 06, 2017
Shit keeps happening here, The school itself is surrounded by hoodlums.


R.I.P Man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Liverpool Vs Spartak Moscow (7- 0) On 6th December 2017 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 7:14pm On Dec 06, 2017
Why create this kind of thread ?
What a dry thread it will be
#GGMU
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (1 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 10:12pm On Dec 05, 2017
meanwhile Man utd leading 2-1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs CSKA Moscow (2 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 6:19pm On Dec 05, 2017
2-0
CelebritiesRe: #EndSARSBrutality: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu Narrates How He Was "Chased & Shot At" by CrEaToRmalden(m): 10:05am On Dec 05, 2017
Idiot, is it today that your brain made you remember your encounter with them ?
since 2005. As for the chase, I'm sure you tried running with your friends and that made them suspicious.
they prolly thought it was a stolen vehicle.
The ish is that Nigerians don't have respect for their own forces, when a force man says stop, just stop because they may get angry and become suspicious of you.


#SarsStands
EducationRe: UNIBEN Students Protest Increase In Fees, Senate Shuts Down School (Photos) by CrEaToRmalden(m): 5:21pm On Nov 23, 2017
greatnaija01:
jobless students....

they should burn down some properties and the issue will be resolved. grin
So they should just sit back and relax for the fee to go down abi. angry

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