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Nairaland GeneralRe: This Nin People Should Be Beaten Up Nation Wide by CrEaToRmalden(m): 11:06pm On Jan 18, 2021
Emmyb800:
I think this Nin people should be beaten up nation wide. Too much shit happening in this damn country. Profiteering and racketeering every where. Charging people as much as 7K to get Nin. Goodness.
The problem is "those paying". They should be beaten up too. Lol
RomanceRe: When You Are Dating A Girl That Is Caged, Monitored Or Restricted by CrEaToRmalden(m): 8:43am On Jan 16, 2021
Well, the girl should worry no more and learn to sneak in a boyfriend or girlfriend in the house.
FamilyExcuses For Sneak Out by CrEaToRmalden(op): 8:40am On Jan 16, 2021
Where are you? At home? Work? School? This is not a very good question. You are lacking specific information.

You are the only person who will know what excuses for sneaking out to give to leave quiet. If your are a person with personal integrity you won’t sneak out without telling someone you are leaving and if you will return.

I think a grown or mature person understand only kids sneak around as to deceive their parents who is thinking one thing while they are actually doing the opposite.

Unlike adults who leave quietly as to not alert everyone or disturbed a meeting etc
If you're doing something that you must "sneak" to do, then it's time to ask yourself some honest questions?

Is what you're willing to sneak and do, worth the consequences?

What are the worst consequence that can result from my action?

Is my action worth suffering for?

What will the choice of my action cause to others?

Does my action gain me self respect?

Does it make me more trustworthy?

Moe responsible? More honest? More compassionate? Does it improve life in any positive ways?

Ask yourself questions before you make choices in life. Remember there are concequences for every action we make in life whether they are good or bad.

You don't need excuses. There are no good excuses!

There are only concequences…. and whether you're willing to live with them………..huhhuhhuhhuh?………….. Ahh, Wait!

Have you realized death is a consequencehuh

Now, dare to think for yourself, then honestly ask yourself this: "Is sneaking out worth the many concequences that I may have to face?"

Only you can answer what concequences you're willing to live with or die from!

Im a little confused as to you wanting an “excuse” for sneaking out. I assume you live with your parents? Are they going to be awake when you get home and you need an excuse? Good luck with that. Or do you need a reason or excuse to take the risk?

Well I cant condone it publiclly but I did my share of sneaking out when i was younger and the only excuse I needed was a pretty girl. If you need an excuse for your significant other.. spending the night with your best friend was always my favorite when I lived with my girl friend.

GL and be careful!
Family Instructor
EducationRe: Pathetic State Of Schools In Akwa Ibom (pics) by CrEaToRmalden(m): 9:02pm On Jan 14, 2021
I laugh at the unnecessary hypes I find here regarding Akwa Ibom state.
This state has a long way to go. Too many ills than the beautiful side.
If you need a state with jobs, Akwa Ibom isn't the place, except you want to start up a business there.

Yes, I'm an Akwa Ibomite.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: . by CrEaToRmalden(m): 3:11pm On Jan 04, 2021
ollysaks:
I beg come and finish the story.

Who did he steal from : huh huh
Lol.
What more do you want the poster to add?
CrimeRe: Cult Groups Clash In Lobia, Bayelsa, Five Dead, Including A Toddler (Graphic) by CrEaToRmalden(m): 5:42pm On Dec 29, 2020
Wondermumsy:
I know say this go make front page.when e reach .baba I thank you for this opportunity to become first to comment
Isn't it silly how you value ordinary commenting over the worrisome affairs of the state?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by CrEaToRmalden(m): 11:01pm On Dec 28, 2020
Shout out to:
BiafraBushBoy

Suen osewa made it possible.
RomanceRe: I'm Always Scared To Loose Her. by CrEaToRmalden(m): 10:47pm On Dec 06, 2020
You're a fallback option, man.
When a partner (male or female) vomits such self-entitled comments, SPIT on their face and f**k them off.

You're enslaved, man. You're the kind of human that will commit suicide in love. You've loving too much.

Solution:
Get closer to other females and spend most of the time conversing with them. Of course, the over-loving disease will be corrected and when next your partner vomits such stupid comments, you spit on them.

It's rather silly how you return to beg.
AutosScrap A Vehicle by CrEaToRmalden(op): 1:14am On Nov 14, 2020
If your car is old and will not start, do away with it to avoid nesting roaches in the car. In this article, you will find out how to scrap a car for the most money. People out there often scrap their cars on a loss but I expose the steps to make good money off your junk.

Are you wondering, “can I scrap my car for cash today?” The simple answer is “yes”, you can scrap your car at any time for money.

To scrap a car for money is optional though; you may be willing to get the money or forget about it and still get rid of the car.

How to Scrap a Car for Most Money

In this section, you will learn to scrap your car for cool cash.

Below are the steps to scrap a car for most money:

1.      Contact a Scrap Yard

Here, you either phone the nearest scrap agents over or locate an authorized scrap yard. You will be given time for an inspection to take place or they may immediately locate your resident.

2.      Visit the Preferred Website

If you have a scrap yard nearby, you may not require this option. This option of how to scrap a car for most money is preferable for the following:

Car owners who stay far away from the nearest scrap yard.
Those who are quite busy.
Just for the sake of ‘doing it online’.

3.      Apply for Car Valuation

This may be free or paid depending on the company offering the services. Here is where you determine the cash for scrap cars or the car in question. As you may already be aware, the older and rickety the car, the lower the values.

Do you need a car scrap value calculator? Well, you do not necessarily have to pay for a car scrap value calculator. You can manually calculate the value of your old car with SLM depreciation following the illustration below.

Worth of car = $100,000

Estimated life of the car = 9 years

Depreciation = 10%

Note: We use the straight-line method to determine depreciation value.

Year 1 car depreciation = 10 / 100,000 x 100 = 10,000

Old car cost after year 1 = $100,000 - $10,000 = $10,000

Therefore, depreciation for 9 years = $10,000 x 9 = $90,000

Scrap Value = $100,000 (car value) - $90,000 (total depreciation) = $10,000

Follow this pattern, but replace $100,000 with the amount you originally purchased the car.

Note: This may not apply as the company may provide value either higher or lower. It all depends on the depreciation percentage in use. So, concerning how to scrap a car for most money, this is how you run the valuation manually.

4.      Book an Appointment with the Company

This is when a physical inspection would be carried out on the old vehicle. At this stage of how to scrap a car for most money, you may require intelligence to attract a decent bid.

The scrap agent might claim that it is just an old car. However, the value of that same car is worth something tangible away from you.

5.      Prepare Your Documents or Paperwork for Scraping

What do you need to scrap a car? There are a few necessary documents required for scrapping a car. The documents needed to scrap a car may differ by region. Some regions require vast documents to scrap a vehicle while some require just a few paperwork to scrap a car.

Basic Documents Needed to Scrap a Vehicle
Vehicle registration documents
Certificate of Destruction (CoD)
Service history
Vehicle receipts

Note: What most websites fail to inform you is that there may be changes to these documents. The authorized scrap yard is likely to have a list of required documents to scrap a car in your jurisdiction.

Can You Scrap a Car without Some Documents?

Yes, you can scrap your car without some documents like V5C. All you have to do is to report to the Driving and Vehicle Licensing Agency of your region.

Submit other proofs to show that you own the vehicle. With this, you can see that apart from knowing how to scrap a car for most money, it’s quite easy to execute.

How to Scrap a Car without Title

You can junk a car without title
Lots of rickety and old car owners have been asking this question recently. The simple answer is “yes”. You can scrap a car without title, however, it is recommended to sell the car bit by bit.

If you intend to sell as a whole, the scrap company may reject the car with fears of theft.

Another way to scrap without car title is to check whether your jurisdiction permits the scraping of cars without title that has exceeded a particular number of years. It could be 15, 20, 25, or 30 years.

What to Do Before Scrapping a Car

Before you issue out that old car for scrap, note the following hacks.

Cancel active insurance
Check and retrieve your belongings
Hand over the car keys
Make the car accessible

For the 4th point, it applies when you have no physical contact with the scrap company. You would be expected to make the car available in a place that is easy to access.
WebmastersRe: Nairaland Now Displays Google Ads by CrEaToRmalden(m): 9:16am On Oct 31, 2020
ogaprime:
Nairaland now displays Google ads at the bottom on the home page alone. I wonder the change of mind of Seun
It has been there since time immemorial, sir.
PoliticsRe: Akwa-Ibom Journalists Snub Fani-Kayode’s Press Conference by CrEaToRmalden(m): 4:21pm On Aug 28, 2020
luscioustrish:
He took it too far, though journalists sometimes ask annoying questions...being able to avoid a response or simply ignoring them is not something everyone can do.
Crap
If they don't ask, how do you expect to be informed?
RomanceRe: I Just Want Only Introduction And Court Wedding by CrEaToRmalden(m): 4:05pm On Aug 28, 2020
chillychill:
Don't just say "women" not all of em re lik dat.. Some don't lik d so called court wedding seff just intro lobatan..


Op, shey fiancee no Sabi say u b introvert? If she does, y is she pushing you to do what u won't lik cos of her own "flashy" wedding? Marriage is all about "managing your differences" u really need to sit her down and talk her, tell her ur reasons (incase she didn't know before) tell her ur mind too let her understand u n u guys should manage ur differences in peace.

No let wahala Enta before d real marriage start because unna go still get something wey unna go still straight up even when married.
I included "some".
RomanceRe: I Just Want Only Introduction And Court Wedding by CrEaToRmalden(m): 1:26am On Aug 27, 2020
Stevebt:
I told my girl I would like only introduction and court wedding not because of funds but because I really don't feel like, just love being very low key because I am very introverted but she never agreed, she insisted she must do the church wedding, Traditional etc but I just don't want or fancy such at all, moreover I can easily afford the wedding's expenses but I want us to channel the funds elsewhere, maybe add to her new business but she won't compromise.
That's how some women prefer their day; blazing.
PoliticsRe: FFK: I Hereby Withdraw The Word “Stupid” That I Used On Journalist, I Regret It by CrEaToRmalden(m): 11:47pm On Aug 26, 2020
frankmoney:
The most annoying part of the press conference was when the other journalist were telling the guy "you see yourself , " shebi i tell you " .

Like what the heck , the journalist did absolutely nothing wrong . And they are trying to talk him down
You got eyes, bro. If I had my way, I'd have knocked those stupid, eye-service journalists. They prolly reacted that way to earn favours from WHATEVER was being interviewed.
AutosRe: Obtain A Free Charity Car by CrEaToRmalden(m):
The US is blessed with several non-profit organizations willing to give out free cars to the public. Here is a collection of organisations to get a free car from charity.
RomanceRe: Women Are Very Calculative, Don't Accept Financial Assistance From Them by CrEaToRmalden(m): 12:01am On Aug 13, 2020
frozen70:
You guys are getting it wrong pls

When a woman gives you money, it's a borrowed money because its necessary at that time for you

She does that because you needed it and out of nothing she has to do that because she doesn't want you to be in distress

But bear in mind that you are with her money and don't ever think she has forgotten it

As a matter of fact, a woman keeps more of financial records than abuse records

Just respect yourself through out that period she gives it to you

She also believes that she can't give you her heart and gives you her money, no naw, haba!!!

Any day you frustrate her, she will remind you of every kobo
Crap
TravelRe: Top 10 Best States To Hustle In Nigeria by CrEaToRmalden(m): 1:57pm On Aug 05, 2020
Cool list. You might check for more on cities to hustle for fast money in Nigeria.
Car TalkRe: Are You Allowed To Legally Steal Your Stolen Car Back? by CrEaToRmalden(m): 5:38pm On Aug 03, 2020
Stealing back your car is more like "stealing", so you do not have to steal. Always contact the police before crooks legalise a stolen car.
CareerRe: Barbing Vs Tailoring Which One Is Advisable To Learn? by CrEaToRmalden(m): 5:46pm On Aug 01, 2020
warlord24:
Why can't you just learn something from the tech industry.. even if its only GRAPHIC DESIGN OR WEB DESIGN.
Life wasn't designed to be one way though.
WebmastersRe: Help Between Domiciliary Account And Savings by CrEaToRmalden(op): 1:59pm On Jul 22, 2020
iconix:
Savings. You choose domiciliary account if you want to receive it in dollars. But i prefer savings because they will pay you in Naira straight up.
I'm grateful for your response. Thank you.
WebmastersHelp Between Domiciliary Account And Savings by CrEaToRmalden(op): 1:14pm On Jul 22, 2020
Do you advise I receive AdSense payment via a domiciliary account or directly from savings account?
Kindly advise. Thank you
FamilyRe: Bashing Poor People Is Now Fashionable by CrEaToRmalden(m): 9:21pm On Jul 21, 2020
Firstnebo:
It's now becoming very fashionable to bash and denigrate....
A perfect response. 'Privilege' is a term we should never overlook. Who wouldn't love to become Nigeria's president? A man who is financially wretched is aware of the situation and would welcome anything to alter poverty. Because you can't afford a car doesn't mean you shouldn't explore the next neighborhood by foot. Nevertheless, I would advise against involving oneself in a demanding commitment such as marriage if you aren't financially buoyant.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : FA Cup Semi-Final (2 - 0) On 18th July 2020 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 7:12pm On Jul 18, 2020
Enyimbafc:
When last has varchester united won Arsenal.
Lol
How proud I feel when my team is called "Varchester" grin grin
Anyway, now that we have VAR, Ref, and 11 players, Arsenal is nothing. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : FA Cup Semi-Final (2 - 0) On 18th July 2020 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 6:55pm On Jul 18, 2020
I root for Arsenal today. If they win Manchester City, it should be easier for United to win the FA cup final.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolves Vs Arsenal - (0 - 2) On 4th July 2020 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 6:17pm On Jul 04, 2020
kenny4lag:
Arsenal pls this match is a must win for u guys oh.

United Fan rooting for u guys but Chelsea must go down today.
Seriously, ehn
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Bournemouth (5 - 2) On 7th June 2020 by CrEaToRmalden(m): 4:53pm On Jul 04, 2020
Now, that's United
Can't wait for Chelsea to lose!!!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Vote Political Party And Not The Contestants And Is A Major Problem by CrEaToRmalden(m): 2:11pm On Jun 28, 2020
Here in Akwa Ibom, a majority votes for the political party. I'm certain they care less about the profile of candidates, as long as he/she provides the most cups of rice. Most politicians are smart; they target a common group only interested in immediate materials rather than potentials in governance. Unfortunately, such an uninformed group are usually the majority. If you want to win, pump more money where there are less informed citizens and you will.
Do electorates care about candidate profiles? "No". It's a thing of political party which isn't new in the system.
On several occasions, I hear people say, "hmm, I don't like that man. Nevertheless, I'll vote for him because he reps my political party".
CrimeNigeria: A Soiled Identity by CrEaToRmalden(op): 10:15pm On Jun 26, 2020
Hi, Nigerian
Is the pretense necessary? Do we continue in this manner? Will there be no generations after you? Admittedly, there shall be generations after you. When those generations become men, will there ever be a thing of pride for them to celebrate?
Consider the following instances:

1. A legit Nigerian internet marketer that hopes to attain a universal presence requires a VPN. The essence? He can't go farther without faking his identity. If you think it's a bluff, try universal market places like Fiverr. A Nigerian profile may be earning, but running a profile with the identity of the least productive country will fetch double the earnings a Nigerian account can.

2. Hardwork hardly enjoys recognition in Nigeria. You keep misplacing priority. You direct your energy at something irrelevant; something that soils your already soiled identity. Why?

There are a couple more instances, but settle for the above mentioned; you do not want an epistle that will bore your interest.
Is the message vague? There is no better way to describe the situation, unfortunately. Just understand that you, a Nigerian, basks in a soiled identity.

Regarding the essence of this thread, can we erase just a quarter of the taint? Can we? If we can, then let's pull resources and make amends.
Meanwhile, is it possible to contact the dictionary developers regarding their definitions of Nigeria?
The definitions are disappointing. Ask yourself, who would feel comfortable dealing with a Nigerian when dictionaries have painted the identity evil? Who?

ComputersRe: How To Hack A Facebook Account by CrEaToRmalden(m): 9:24pm On Jun 26, 2020
reedone:
Thief trying to use links to steal people accounts
Hello, that's an expository article intended to enlighten the general public. Kindly put your ignorance aside. Thank you.
ComputersRe: How To Hack A Facebook Account by CrEaToRmalden(m):
Okay, before I say anything, click HOW TO HACK A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT.
Note, the link leads you to a guide that tremendously covers about 5 to 6 ways of hacking a Facebook account. Also, there is a step by step coding process that have been highlighted regarding how to hack a Facebook account password. You do not have to be a programmer and you do not have to spend to hack a Facebook account. Finally, make sure you don't use the article for fraudulent activities.
Car TalkRe: How Can I Confirm If A Car Is Not Stolen Before Purchase by CrEaToRmalden(m): 6:18pm On May 31, 2020
Don't be deceived, understand how to avoid buying a stolen car in Nigeria without later troubles.
Car TalkRe: Documents Needed When Buying A Used Car by CrEaToRmalden(m): 7:20pm On May 30, 2020
Do not be mislead, here are the proper documents to collect when buying a used car in Nigeria.

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