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Flier:
Calculate it,you will realize LP didn't get 25%

im not being biased here but you should read his statement... He said " will"
Meaning he is hopeful the same way Tinubu is hoping to get 25% in Crs

so untill all LG are collated his statement is neither true or false but uncertain and uncertainty is equivalent to both sides of the equation ( neither nor, either or....in layman term)

jamalnation:
You no Sabi maths

he is actually correct... 10 / 20 LGA and LP already got 21k plus votes divide that by the total so far which is roughly about 173k from the 10 LGAs this gives you 11.2% estimated ( even if you factor NNPP votes here this ratio still stands ) if 14% more comes from the remaining 10LGAs then its sure for Obi here

PS. From 10 lga and only a total of 173k plus votes definitely this is a very poor turnout in Tinubu stronghold honestly

Two local government areas in Kano cancels all of this

valiju:
Please what is the irev portal

inec results veiwing portal

From results posted so far that i've seen on IREV i think its mostly Lagos results that are not very visible or are there other states affected?

ElSudani:
Bloody doofus trying too hard to appear smart.

I can do this all day, I have 1000 and 1 ways to make you look like a total imbe.cile but that would just be giving you unnecessary attention. I don't reply to trolls. If you cant give me a concrete reason why an old man of probably the same age as you with almost 6 to 7 mouths to feed at home will come to an online forum with ogogoro breathe and say " Students don't have PvC" , then sir respect your failed adulthood and don't mention me

You hear?
My head no they house o. I they craze normally

ElSudani:
Oh, I forgot. This topic is about how to split atom and not about the campaigns going on in Nigeria at the moment.
The more you try to appear smart the more foolish you look.

anything else? Oya run along El stupido

ElSudani:
Zombidients are out of gas. Their relentless lies seems to have fizzled out in the face of reality. We told them the wheat will eventually be separated from the chaff but they wouldn't listen.
No more lies to tell and no money too. Sapa is holding them by the throat.

what does this have to do with the context of the thread?

You see what I mean? Chai!!!

God have mercy

Who do us this thing for Africa?

tribalmall:
Of Peter Peter Obi like let him go to hell n back he will be smelling Aso Rock

Old foo.l it's " if" not "of"

Anything else? Oya crawl back and hide in shame

Bobloco:
At the bolded, the picture below aptly describes their current state

I'm not even surprised anymore, a quick glance on that thread and you will be glued wholeheartedly but in disappointment and see the urchins masturbating like fowls.

If anyone ever told me a day will come in Nigeria where the ruling party will play second fiddle opposition I would not believe it

joyandfaith:
He is actually a fool. Students and their family members chase APC away from Oyo State.

You can imagine

StrongandMighty:
The major criteria for becoming an urchin is donating your brain to the dustbin...
So don't expect much from someone who's brain has been harvested

I mean... it's getting stale already

They started with Obi doesn't have structure to Obi can't win any state in Nigeria, Obi is an online president, Obi won't see more than 500k votes to Obi won't win more than 5 states

Now the narrative has changed to " Students don't have PvC?

To give them a brain resetting slap just they hungry me walahi

Sometimes, I wonder the level of stupidity one has to degrade to just to defend his paycheck and unreasonably sound ignorant. makes you wonder if God cursed the black man

I was just going through the thread about Peter Obi's planned Tour of Nigerian Universities, something entirely new in the politicking idealogies eshrined in our so called leaders.

https://www.nairaland.com/7408384/peter-obi-set-tour-nigerian

I was impressed until I saw this comment from this old man making a foo.l of himself and his entire generation.

Take a look at what this bin.go regurgitated from his mouth :

AlafinofEnugu:
We go to where vote matters not where noise matters
Student don't av PVcs
They are too academically occupied to purchase that
Those that did don't even know how to use it
Nobody to defend their vote across All polling unit

Has it gotten to this? No wonder they say to support APC you have to be very stupid.
I won't be surprised if this man has never been to the four walls of any University in his miserable life

AlafinofEnugu:
We go to where vote matters not where noise matters
Student don't av PVcs
They are too academically occupied to purchase that
Those that did don't even know how to use it
Nobody to defend their vote across All polling unit

you are very stupid .... Throughout my years while in Uniben I voted even from my first year

You think everyone is as ignorant as your family members... slowpoke without future

SaLongs1:
support of course

oh okay!

Thanks

Carloslehder:
My bad

No problem

SaLongs1:
Putin bots too slowpoke.

what??

Supporting my comment or trolling?

Carloslehder:
Are you taking about your life or that of a man worth over $1trillion

I don't reply to trolls,

The op modified the thread topic, I commented firstly on the dirty old man who died

Life is a mystery

Nemesis0147:
jezz

I don’t know the stuff you are made of and how long it took you to get all these knowledge because I don dy fear you boss

It's not an easy journey,

It's consistency not speed

I stand to be corrected by Ubunja if I'm wrong in my deductions

Has been down since 8 am

Abeg hypemen make una they praise them well well inside club, Police is truly your friend

But SP Hundeyin na our favourite detective na, e be like was there for undercover work before this hypeman just blew his cover

Op you buy phone 100k you they make mouth? 100k in an inflated economy?
And people still buy and use phones of 450k above daily but here you are displaying poverty!

Kai! Op you are stupid
I dont want to even know your real age because if i insult you any further it would be poor judgement and mismanagement of common sense on my own noble part

Your children should be ashamed of their father.

I was waiting for this,

Its so sad to see that in a technology driven world as ours, Nigerians fail to do a simple google reverse image search or use Yandex tool to fish out fake from original images. Thats why most of us are easily susceptible and duped by MMM look alike schemes promising heaven and earth inside hell fire

Its well

HopeSpencer:
Don't mind those oloriburuku companies. Bet9ja knows that anytime I play SPIN THE WHEEL, they will lose big time. They manipulated my account to the extent that SPIN THE WHEEL would take forever to load. Once it loads, anything I play would keep losing. Then I devised a strategy, anytime SPIN THE WHEEL takes forever to load, I would wait for them, once it load and says START, I would log out from Bet9ja, log in again immediately and go straight to SPIN THE WHEEL. That was how I recovered my money and dumped the useless company.

As a mathematician, I mastered the way that Bet9ja SPIN THE WHEEL casino works to the extent that I can predict sixteen outcomes successfully without losing. Those idiots would notice my wins, and log me out by force and ask me to log in again. If you log in, you will lose because someone would manipulate the machine against me.

this your method still works?

beerfraud:
Yeeboe engrish

because i know if i said two-time your 50 years of stupidity as a failed father will not let you different the meaning of two time from two-time

Go back to elementary school old fool

TheNiceGuy:
Aregbesola outperformed your well packaged fraud from Alaigbo, Obi.

So know how you'll address him.

Buhari also outperformed your clueless GEJ

And one will think you have sense. Oga keep quiet, I know people like you. I have them in my extended family, busy doing slavery to your fulani masters and their subordinate southern pawns... We warned them but they didn't hear now the unfortunate uncle of mine has been rejected both home and away.

Vying for local government chairmanship after his two time councilor spell and unfortunate secretary to the state government constituted nothing but abysmal failure

Being a Pi.mp or a Simp in a Situation like this: Choose wisely

Good morning champs!!

This scenario played between me and a lady sometime ago. It just crossed my mind today to share it because i really had the intentions of being a devil and advocate of lucifer instead of the Angel i played that day, only as an experiment though Lol to once again prove the point that some( sic) if not all women are broken, carry alot of baggage emotionally and dont deserve any decency left in you as a man. If they shit test you. put them in their right places, Brutally! Non apologetically

Sorry to say but even if your own mother tries to shit test you, respectfully, put her in her place.
But i doubt any modern lady shit test their children as a woman's love for her kid outweighs the respect for her partner or husband a 100 folds.

So back to the scenorio, and sorry for the long intro

i was in a bit of a tight corner and needed financial assistance urgently. In fact, it was almost a case of life or death but thank God i eventually found a way to solve it without her help.

Yes. I asked her for help and she gave me real objections like she didn't really have cash and recently borrowed someone money but the guy invested into a business that got him scammed. So now she is paying back loans because she collected loan to fund that friend's business venture.

I understood and told her to find a way that once im able to settle everything I don't mind helping her also cushion some of these loans she incured. Genuinely, i wanted to if she HELPS ME FIRST.

She asked friends around...

After a few days she told me that her boss at her working place has decided to help her with the exact amount i needed. But the catch is this: "She has to sleep with him and spend at least 3 days at his place"

My reaction as every person would, was to ask her how she felt about this.
She said that was why she told me to know if i dont mind, because after all we get the money.

Lmao. You can imagine!
The devil in me wanted to make her do this and the Redpill nature in my bone marrows gave me the urge to let her have her way, while i have my say.

Two options

OPTION A
Make her feel worthy of decency and stylishly rebuke the idea, letting her know you dont feel comfortable with her sleeping with another man for you. Let her know you will instantly loose respect and affection for her after this act. Make her keep her decency. Because you want a better future for you both => SIMP

OPTION B
Ask her there and then, with a stern contenance, how many men has she slept with in the past to solve financial issues like this one or less? Agree and collect the money. Solve your problem. Promise her utopia and rewards for her sacrifice. Get her to repeat things like these, often. And eventually Dump her ass => PI.MP


Guess what? I chose option A. And the following days this lady loss respect for me. Ignored my texts and eventually ghosted me. LOL

Authority: Never loose Frame. Stay grounded when being shit-tested !!!

Asour:
Yes. Now 100 nations.

You so much believe that these guys are wrong/biased whenever they don't agree with you.

But they are correct whenever they do? Right?

Did Benzema deserve to win it or not?

Another question: Did Lewandowski deserve to win it in 2020 and 2021 or not?

Asour:
'True Football fans' = those that agree with your verdict.

This is an award voted for by 200+ countries of football coaches, Team captains & journalists.

PEOPLE who make their livelihood from COVERING & playing football. It can't get more democratic than that.

But you'd be more convinced by the choices of 'true' fans?

check your facts well before criticizing my views.

And well, what I meant by true football fans covers Countries where "active football " holds in a campaign not just any country. Used to be about 150 journalists but now reduced to 100 while adding 3 other nuetral and invidivial entities ( which includes France Football Ambassador for every year the award is held)

Yes. I'm more convinced about true fans who actually watch and participate in active football not just a selection of few who vote biasedly to favour their G.O.A.T

Messi fan stop disguising and face reality

Asour:
Hahaha.

So 'get it right' = agree with your views?

Get it right by doing the very obvious. Every year we know who deserves it, the fans do.

BUT THE voting system previously used by France Football is flawed

A crown best fits one whom the overall populace agrees on but not when that "voting" populace is consisting of a few people.

Only true football fans will understand this

Big Benz

France football starting to get their awards right, unlike previous awards

I think " The Best" awards from FIFA is a healthy dose of competition

Get it right, evolve or wither into nothingness

ganisucks:
No politician is allowed to speak from his heart. Everything they say and do is scripted by experts

Is this some sort of joke or what? You think this is a movie or this is the Christmas speech always given by queen Elizabeth ( May she rest in peace) While using a teleprompter?

Madam, shame for your family.
I said have some Shame for your children,
atleast, shame for your ancestors too; even if you have none left then shame for your wasted years in education.

God have mercy!
Since I was born I haven't seen anyone trying to sound smart while displaying foolery with highest degree of poker face.

God have mercy!!!