₦airaland Forum

FuhckYhu:
shut the fuçk up you fuçking retardèd cannibal,
Leave her & face me you epileptic shapeless iguana,

People of your calibre celebrates their birthday yearly in a rehabilitation center with metalic chains surrounding your toothpick wrists & legs.

You obviously are a negligent raccoon seeking attention and your perfect medications starts from me lecturing you on how redundant your progenitors were years back.

Incase you know not, you are misguided product of when a roadside Cobbler raped a Street Hawking Trollop years back in a wooden kiosk without mercy...Lmao!

FuhckYhu:
Lol, keep editing my lines, Goat, you just met your Waterloo,...

Jackossky:
Ref ...


Can't you see the foul play

StupidYorubaFool:
oh my Gosh pls can you just keep quiet cos we can't endure it anylonger.
The stench from your hairy armpit, the repulsive odour from your mouth and the odoriferous smell emanating from your unkempt pubic area just chased away many aspirants in this thread.
It has reduced the number of viewers cos its unbearable.
Go get a bath and tryna use acid as detol so as to combat the legions of bacterias that are embedded in your dirty body.

StupidYorubaFool:
real balderdash, hogwash and nonsense.
Are you tryna used music lyrics you plagiarised from lil wayne songs to exchange abuses with me?
It's apparent that you're a teenager and too low beyond measures for me to bash.
Go get a life or better still join the league of your afonjas to dine on Amala and Ewedu.
Uniben's thread isn't a habitat for disgusting amphibious and cursed creatures like you.
Nonsense.

FuhckYhu:
Your blood vessels are always malfunctioning cuzz you were born with imbecility...

A mook with feeble malignant bones is what you are, The tumor growing in your brain-bucket can never be operated cuzz you barely can't afford to feed twice a day.

You were traded out for the uncompleted hut your bloodline currently inhabits and still you weren't worth half the stake, that resulted into the reason your siblings were added to the price...#Bunch of ramshackled miserable pillocks, i warned u tho.

Geofavor:
You're getting it all wrong. You need to calm down. Firstly, Jamb cannot give schools orders on what to do or not. Only the FG can.

Secondly, the FG didn't instruct schools not to use an aggregate of O 'level and jamb. The only order was "NO POST-UTME TESTS should be conducted". The FG further stated that each school retains the right to use whatever method they deem fit to screen students, as long as no tests are conducted. Unilag and other schools have not contravened this rule.

Don't assume yet that uniben will be using only jamb. We do not know yet. They haven't made it known to the public how they are going to grade students. Actually, all recent activities implies they will be using O 'level and Jamb. It may not be exactly as unilag and the others calculated theirs, though.

Lastly, it is very unfortunate you didn't get admitted with that score you had. You need to calm down, though.
I know someone that scored 285 and didn't also get admitted. UNILAG though. Smh

FuhckYhu:

#yawns# i just woke up & this is wah u reply me wid?
i really want it hot, how hot it can get depends on your doomed
malfunctioninq existence. You boy, must be arrogantly stupîd, #Plz reply..

YorubasAreStupid:
real bullshít bro. Real bullshìt, since ELDS consists of all states in the northern hemisphere, i see it as a chance to favour the illiterate northerners were no wan go school uniben is eager to meet up with the deadline for admission procedures this year, they won't have such time grading your o level with jamb to give you your aggregate.
No, NEVER.
I got c5 parallel too and the useless universities in the south wäste brown roof republic denied me admission even with my utme score of 265.
Uniben won't follow suit, their Admission criteria is solely relied on your Jamb Score.
that nonsense jamb duration result of a shít will kickstart next year
tribalism has always been since the days of adam and will always exist till Jesus comes.
Blame the Northeners and the Yo'ròbbers they started it first.
grace failed me and disappointed me this year, after all the prayers and fastings

stred:
we still don't know uniben's criteria.. just wait for news from the school

patrao:
With this MERIT, CATCHMENT and the 3RD BULLSHIT what are tHe chances of someone from imo state aspiring for geology with 230 in jamb and C5 throughout in O level

And with jamb now having a longer life spam, do u tink courses and institution can be altered


Things like bcatchment in a federal sch is proof dat tribalism is going nowhere in nigeria

Anyhow sha, GRACE is always a criteria

chem112:
I scored 253

KPhantom:
That admission checker site has just vanished.. You will be redirected to login page.

Geofavor:
Have you tried filling in your details? Which response did you get?

Venus007:
Keeping in mind that this year is very much different frm last year, most engine merit list cutoffs were btwn 58-61 if I remember correctly.

Geofavor:
This one wey everybody don dey book hostel space . Uniben had better not fall hand

Geofavor:
If you stay in benin, you can go to the school tommorrow. You might get screened along with those told to return.

Congrats on your poly admission.
all the best.

peacesamuel94:
is it true that admission list is out?

Geofavor:
Links to the uniben group and the post on my school.