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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Offer As A Teacher In Federal College, Should I Take It Or Not? by cremedelacreme: 4:06pm On Mar 21, 2017
Bros, abeg take the offer as you have nothing doing at the moment. As for the students not understanding, how many of our teachers in secondary school those days did we even understand? grin grin grin grin

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Family / Re: These Posts And More On The Internet Are Not Meant For Couples - Bamisepeters by cremedelacreme: 11:13pm On Mar 19, 2017
That's the result you get when you take Internet/social platforms so serious. It's only a fool will allow such conjecture from a hungry blogger ruin his/her marriage or relationship.

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Religion / Re: Is Dancing "Shoki", "Bobo" And Others Inside The Church A Sin? by cremedelacreme: 9:49am On Mar 19, 2017
Dat moment when ur battery is 2%, seeing ur landlord upload pictures of him and his family on facebook, U wanting to impress him, quickly commented "kul people "but auto correct changed it to "cult people " and ur battery quickly went off.
See!!! Don't bother explaining, just look for another house. grin

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Religion / Re: 'Get Back Your Husband' Church Banner Spotted In Port Harcourt by cremedelacreme: 1:58pm On Mar 15, 2017
Just when you think you have seen it all. Nothing will surprise or shock me again in Nigeria. grin

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Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Local Government Areas In Nigeria-opinion by cremedelacreme: 11:27am On Mar 15, 2017
Fair list. Bonny LG is rich due to NLNG Plant in Bonny. Apart from NLNG Residential Area and a small part of Finima town, the other parts of Bonny are majorly rural comprising of mainly fishing villages, also it is not all parts of Bonny LG that have 24hr electricity. Pls remove that picture of Obio/Akpor showing road/flyover interchange because that place is not Port Harcourt.

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Romance / Re: See The Doggie Pre-Wedding Pictures That Got People Talking by cremedelacreme: 2:50pm On Mar 14, 2017
This girl go sabi give doggy style. grin

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Career / Re: Union Bank Salary Scale: How Much Does Union Bank Pay? by cremedelacreme: 8:46am On Mar 13, 2017
zinaunreal:
Anything above 150k entry level is a big fat lie

Guy, Union Bank total package for entry level staff as far back as 2010 was 2,550,000 annualy. It was reviewed to over 3M in 2015. Its laughable when people like you think all bankers collect peanuts.

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Crime / Re: Dead Body Of The Female Airforce Officer Shot Dead By Lover In Makurdi (Graphic) by cremedelacreme: 8:23am On Mar 13, 2017
omenkaLives:
The comments so far gladens my heart and are an indication why I feel the Yorubas are indeed very tolerant people. Very commendable stuff worthy of emulation.

The victim is Yoruba and the name of the murderous officer is Kalu...

Were this to be the other way round, we would have had a full blown tribal crisis in our hands.

Nairaland wouldn't have been able to contain the hostilities between Igbos and Yorubas.

It would have been called Genocide against "biafrans".

Emma Pitiful would have issued a "powerful" statement on Ladio Biafla.

We would have been reminded how dangerous it is to date a Yoruba guy, etc.

This is how messed up Kanu and his foot soldiers have made these guys. Their minds have been twisted beyond redemption.

God rest her soul, and may God help us overcome the scourge of ethnic intolerance, amen.


Must you stoop so low to show your bigot against Igbos? When has Kal become Kalu? You are so full of hate. angry

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Crime / Re: Grandma Caught With Cocaine At Lagos Airport (Photos) by cremedelacreme: 6:45pm On Mar 11, 2017
One thing I've noticed about Afonjas is that their women work harder than their men. grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: 'Heavily Drunk’ Tonto Dikeh Pulled Gun On Ex-Husband's Guard - Ghanaian Police by cremedelacreme: 11:09am On Mar 11, 2017
Fools washing their dirty linen in public. Marital issues are meant to be resolved privately and not on social media. I pity this generation marriages. angry

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Family / Re: Wives Not Cooks Saga : See What The Smart Women Think (screenshots) by cremedelacreme: 2:43pm On Mar 09, 2017
The most annoying part is that some of these small small girls go think say na so marriage be. Try that #wifenotcook nonsense with an average Naija guy and you will be sorry you did. cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Shows Off His Cinema House (photo) by cremedelacreme: 12:54pm On Mar 09, 2017
BabylonCruise:

Bro take it easy.....Have u heard about high blood pressure?

Bros chill, i just stated the obvious. One love.
Education / Re: The Top Ten Oldest Universities In Nigeria And Their Brief Histories. by cremedelacreme: 12:41pm On Mar 09, 2017
Apart from UI and Uniben, the school gates of the other schools are very ugly especially UNN, ABU,Unical and Unimaid

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Shows Off His Cinema House (photo) by cremedelacreme: 11:43am On Mar 09, 2017
Who cares. How many Nigerians go to the cinema? Who no get TV for house? Abeg park well joor

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Crime / Re: Why Man Committed Suicide After Announcing It On Facebook by cremedelacreme: 11:38am On Mar 09, 2017
Na wah for some people oo. A married 34 year old man still expects his aged father to feed him. I just pity the innocent wife. RIP to him though. angry

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Wizkid's Mansion In Los Angeles by cremedelacreme: 11:09am On Mar 09, 2017
I am not hating, but where is the mansion? Apart from the swimming pool, the house looks like the houses on my street in Okokomaiko angry

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Interview With Azuka Ogujiuba Of Media Room Hub: Nigerians React by cremedelacreme: 10:36am On Mar 09, 2017
This is what you get when you bring your marital issues to the public domain via social media. Idiots angry

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Celebrities / Re: OAP Freeze & Uche Maduagwu Are Fighting Again On Instagram by cremedelacreme: 10:29am On Mar 09, 2017
These 2 idiots should just STFU. angry
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Celebrates International Women Day In Sexy Lingerie by cremedelacreme: 4:29pm On Mar 08, 2017
themonk:
Olympus has fallen

My sister, Did you ever offer your oranges to kemen's lips? grin

Guy u de madt i swear . grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu Blasts Freeze: "You Couldn't Keep Your Marriage" by cremedelacreme: 11:30am On Mar 08, 2017
This is getting messier. 2 attention seeking idiots. Uche, the fool that said top Nollywood actresses are begging to taste his dick. Freeze, an old man always yapping like a toddler.

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Literature / Re: Women Should Be Treated As Those With “Joystick” – Chimamanda Adichie by cremedelacreme: 11:14am On Mar 08, 2017
Chimamanda I am one of your biggest fans but you are falling my hand lately with this your feminism stuff.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Another Masquerade Spotted Checking His Betting Slip At A Bet9ja Shop. Photos by cremedelacreme: 11:11am On Mar 08, 2017
Nothing remain again to see for Naija i swear. From masquerade drinking beer to masquerade buying ice-cream and now this. Buhari you no go kill us oooo. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Fashion / Re: Nnenna Offodile Wins Queen Of South-East Nigeria 2017 (Photos) by cremedelacreme: 10:49am On Mar 08, 2017
She try, but the girl on red gown on her left in the second picture (Queen of SE Heritage) looks finer. kiss

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Career / Re: How Much S The Startin Salary For Telecommunication Engineers In Nigeria Telecom by cremedelacreme: 7:47am On Mar 05, 2017
Person go just wake up on a Sunday morning de ask mumu question. If you don't wanna take the offer, just leave am. Nairaland is the worst place to ask this kind of question.

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Food / Re: Suya Wrapped In Newspaper Showing Exchange Rate In 2015 by cremedelacreme: 5:59pm On Mar 04, 2017
All thanks to the dullard from Daura angry

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TV/Movies / Re: Tboss Insults Kemen Over His Kissing Pattern, Looks, In Front Of Housemates by cremedelacreme: 9:16am On Mar 03, 2017
Alexander001:
just because a mosquito bit you, all you could
do was to kill it...
Did you ever ask yourself, what if it was an
orphan?
Or a motherless baby mosquito that desperately
needs to feed?
Or a poor mosquito that has been ignored by
the rich in the land of the mosquitoes?
Or a maid mosquito that has been chased away
by its madam..
What if the mosquito has been kidnapped for a
long time nko?
Or a mosquito that had a recent breakup and is
heartbroken.
Have you ever taught about that?!
No......you only think of yourself!
It's not good woh!

grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Miyonse, Soma And Busty Female Fan Pictured by cremedelacreme: 5:47pm On Mar 02, 2017
Bia, OP this is not busty. This is heavy load. angry angryangry

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Politics / Re: King Of Morocco Telephones President Buhari, Wishes Him Well by cremedelacreme: 2:59pm On Mar 02, 2017
Everybody just de telephone Buhari. But when will Buhari himself telephone the Nigerian masses through a 5-minute TV broadcast? grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Police Sergeant, Others Arrested For Attempting To Steal Baby From Hospital by cremedelacreme: 2:57pm On Mar 02, 2017
80% of Nigerian police are criminal minded. Not surprised though. angry
Investment / Re: Ndic -three Million Nigerians Lost N18bn To Mmm by cremedelacreme: 2:53pm On Mar 02, 2017
Much as i do not support MMM or any Ponzi scheme, but these guys will just be quoting figures anyhow. How did NDIC arrive at this figure? angry

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