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Travel / Re: Many Feared Dead As Petrol Tanker Explodes In Port Harcourt by cremedelacreme: 8:08am On Apr 27
This catastrophe happened less than 1 hour after I passed that location. The portion of East/West road is something else especially from Alode bridge to trailer park.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Switch: Police Apologises To DJ Switch, Media Outfits Over Misleading News by cremedelacreme: 10:32am On Apr 18
'Cornfused' government, 'cornfused' police force. angry

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Health / Re: Emmanuel Chidiebere Onyeomereneche Dies In Damgrete Hotel Umuahia Swimming Pool by cremedelacreme: 9:37am On Apr 12
Nicepoker:
My be you reside in the desert.

Not at all bro, funny enough, I live in Rivers State.
Health / Re: Emmanuel Chidiebere Onyeomereneche Dies In Damgrete Hotel Umuahia Swimming Pool by cremedelacreme: 9:26am On Apr 12
Sometimes I wonder what people enjoy in swimming? I do not see it as fun. I have never swam before and have no plans of swimming. Growing up, I heard so many gory tales of people dying in rivers or swimming pools. RIP to him and may God comfort his loved ones.

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Politics / Re: 10 Amazing Facts About Nigeria's 3rd Largest Tribe! by cremedelacreme: 7:45pm On Feb 29
Toeyota:



Ijaw is larger than Igbo.

Ijaw have about 8 LGAs in Akwa-Ibom so how did Ibibio that is one of the 7 tribes in tiny Akwa Ibom larger than Ijaw..



No Ibibio in Cross River and Cross River have over 15 tribes.

What did you smoke? Funny enough I have never met up to 5 people all my life that is Ijaw. It's only on Nairaland I hear of Ijaw. Ibibio is far larger than your imaginary Ijaw.

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Crime / Re: I Have Been Admitted To Psychiatric Hospital Because Of First Bank by cremedelacreme: 11:15am On Feb 29
Thugnificent:
Good day Nairalanders,

On the 16th of this month, I created this thread about First Bank criminality of stealing 18k from my account

https://www.nairaland.com/8002695/please-how-recover-money-first

Currently, i have been admitted to the psychiatric hospital because of this bank and the emotional stress they put me thru.

I was acting irrationally and abnormally which my family noticed and had to rush me to the hospital.

Let it be known that if anything happens to me, First Bank MUST be held responsible.

Thanks and God bless

You never craze well because if you don craze, you no for fit write this. grin

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Politics / Re: We Dey For You, We Go Fight For You Good Man – Cubana Chief Priest To Shettima by cremedelacreme: 3:36pm On Feb 28
If only Shettima knows Chief Priest was just catching cruise.

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Politics / Re: APC Mourns Member, Others Who Died In Custom Rice Stampede by cremedelacreme: 9:58pm On Feb 25
Karma is real. You seized bags of rice imported by an Igbo business man and want to share it freely to your people. Anyway, may the dead RIP.

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Food / Re: Food Inflation Under President Tinubu by cremedelacreme: 3:00pm On Feb 15
E bi npa wa oo. grin grin

Everybody must collect. Una never see anything. Hunger go reset una sense by force. Tinubu's government is remaining 7 years, 3 months 14 days from now, by then food inflation would have gotten to over 300% grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by cremedelacreme: 9:38pm On Feb 12
Ghanaians and dick measuring. Always in competition with Naija wey no send them.

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Politics / Re: Residents Flee As Osun Communities Clash Again by cremedelacreme: 7:10am On Jan 30
It's not possible. This kind of communal clash is only witnessed in the East. We are Omoluabi and we love ourselves. grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: 16 Qualifiers For Round Of 16 AFCON 2023 by cremedelacreme: 9:52am On Jan 25
sweetjohn:
To me “best loser” slot should be highly disadvantaged in the round of 16. The match should be very heard on them, and their opponent who qualified normally as 1st and 2nd in their group favored. Bc it will be very unfair for a so called “best loser” to win those teams that qualified normally. If they must win round 16, then let it be that they really deserved it. So I propsosed that the ref officiating a match btw a normal qualified teams vs best losers to award an easy penalty to the normal qualified teams against the best losers. Secondly, any slight mistake from the best losers should not be overlooked. They should be bathed with enough cards at any slight opportunity. This way, no team will want to qualify under best losers. On a normal circumstances best losers are teams eliminated, just that in other to complete the round of 16 teams, they were considered in that regard teams that qualified normally should be given upper hand. That’s my take.

werey grin grin grin
Career / Re: Does Annual Leave Days Include Weekend? by cremedelacreme: 12:23pm On Jan 24
No it does not include weekends and public holidays.

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Music/Radio / Re: Frank Farian, Founder Of Boney M And Milli Vanilli, Dies At 82 by cremedelacreme: 3:18pm On Jan 23
RIP Sir. I love Boney M.

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Ivory Coast Supporters Unleash Anger On Team Bus After Loss by cremedelacreme: 2:19pm On Jan 23
Same way the Ghanaian Fans would unleash their anger on the Black Stars at Katoka Airport Accra.

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Sports / Re: Funny Meme Of Ghana AFCON. by cremedelacreme: 9:18am On Jan 23
Ayew kidding me?
Kudus to Mozambique
Ghanaians didn't Cedis coming
Now they Accraying
grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Mozambique Vs Ghana: AFCON 2023 (2 - 2) On 22nd January 2024 by cremedelacreme: 11:41pm On Jan 22
Ghanaians are Accraing. They didn't Cedis coming. grin

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Properties / Re: Have You Ever Lived On A Street Where Their Transformer Always Blows? by cremedelacreme: 11:19am On Jan 17
Yes, Tip Top Road off Psychiatric Road Port Harcourt, na every week their transformer dey blow when I was there from 2011 to 2016. One time like that, the transformer catch fire, we dey in darkness for almost a year grin

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Business / Re: CBN Sacks Boards Of Titan Trust, Union, Keystone, Polaris Banks by cremedelacreme: 7:11pm On Jan 10
angry
Politics / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service Launches Automated Passport Application by cremedelacreme: 5:57pm On Jan 08
Way to go. The only positive thing this administration has achieved.

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Politics / Re: Please Forgive Me, I Made Wrong Choice – Wike Begs Rivers People Over Fubara by cremedelacreme: 5:50pm On Jan 08
Stupid man. You made a wrong choice simply because Fubara didn't allow you greedy bastard to continue looting the state treasury even after your tenure has come to an end. Thunder fire you there.

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Politics / Re: Recently Tarred Olokun Street In Ife, Osun State by cremedelacreme: 12:27pm On Dec 29, 2023
IamAtikulate:

Better to sit at home in a mansion in Mondays than work Monday to Sunday every week in a pig farm

Savage!
You are wucked I swear. grin
Politics / Re: Recently Tarred Olokun Street In Ife, Osun State by cremedelacreme: 9:51am On Dec 29, 2023
Is it a crime for these guys to at least renovate these houses? The state governments in SW states are trying their best in area of road construction but the citizens are just too poor to make their abode habitable. These pictures are an eyesore and I now understand why some of these guys living under these rusty roofs think and behave the way they do especially on Nairaland. grin

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Politics / Re: PICTURES: Actual Urban Landmass Of Some Cities In Nigeria by cremedelacreme: 1:52pm On Dec 23, 2023
Workch:
Stop crying. Go through it again

Why would you exclude urban places like Oba, Obosi, Iyiowa, Ogidi, Ogbunike, Nkwerre Ezunaka, Nkpor from Onitsha. Meanwhile places like Eneka, Rumuokoro, Iriebe, Igwurita, Omagwa and Rukpokwu are considered Port Harcourt?
Politics / Re: Anambra: Yoruba Community Celebrates Unity, Successes In Second Home by cremedelacreme: 1:57pm On Dec 09, 2023
bhella10:
True. Yorubas don't hate Igbos. Before now we live and cohabit we still do. We've intermarried. They are our junior brothers. But there are few bad eggs among them stoking hatred online.

Is it Igbos that hate Yorubas? So there are no few bad eggs amongst the Yorubas? The way some of you reason baffles me at times.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Constables Who Demanded Money From Dutch Rider In Oyo by cremedelacreme: 7:06am On Dec 09, 2023
samuelevans:
she should go to hell.
she claims she is already aware NPF is corrupt.
is that the only police check point she came across?
can she swear if other checkpoints didn't treat her well?
Nigerian loves and respects foreigners.
don't let that poor Dutch woman get you all confused as NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD NOT CORRUPT. way of corruption may be different though.

E be like say one of the arrested policeman na your papa? What was the woman's offence? Are you saying she shouldn't have posted the video as it was on her YouTube channel or she should have edited that shameful part? Is that how policemen in other parts of the world beg? NPF should caution them and set them free.

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Politics / Re: Corrupt Nigerian Cops Caught On Tape Asking For Money From Foreign Female Biker by cremedelacreme: 10:27pm On Dec 07, 2023
I've been following this biker (Itchy boots) as she travelled round the world from Asia to other African countries, crossing borders. Never have I seen where Police or immigration officer's in other countries were begging for money. Shame on Nigerian Police. angry

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Autos / Re: Ad Renewed by cremedelacreme: 5:09pm On Aug 16, 2023
Nice ride. 3M, deal or no deal?
Politics / Re: Picture Of The House Where Fredrick Lugard Signed Amalgamation In 1914 by cremedelacreme: 4:38pm On Aug 15, 2023
Burn down the goddamn house. That was the genesis of our problems! angry

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky's Father, Kunle Oduneye, Is Dead by cremedelacreme: 1:24pm On Aug 14, 2023
So Bobrisky has finally killed shis dad. RIP Sir. At least you will go down as the first Nigerian to give birth to a shim.

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