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Goood one!

waternogetemeny:
These guys we prosecute will turn heros...


We gats too many of them crying for Biafra


Give us Biafra....


Are hausa and yoruba now ready for a rematch becos these guys obviously are...Igbo Kwenu!


We don't need Mohammed to seek death, it is ogele that will be pushing us.

Nah these hungry mofos wan fight war for una ni??

bunmioguns:
In honourable Patrick voice



**the political “crinkum crankum”, if you like, the political “higi haga” that has enveloped the politics of Ekiti State for a period of time now has all the trappings of an odoriferous saga cum ‘’gargantua gaga," and I am bewildered that this situation is of no serious concern to the Commander-in-Chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria…**

Faints Laughing!!! There is no day I watch the video that I don't laugh,That man ehn!

dkings101:
Load 1k and dial *777*21#

Does it work for android

lekinz:
I know they won't be able to continue again after their flop with Nokia Lumia

The operating system is just rubbish ...How do they expect an illiterate fella to operate that

That useless phone with windows O.S

SMH for them !!! Make they go work partner with iTel or Tecno

#TeamiPhone

You sure say nah iphone u dey use?

Joshuadon:
makes no sense 2500 for what.........GLO still the best ...

Please how do I get 3gb for 1k on glo

There is no point having 4.5gb with bad network!!! Let them improve their network first!

ednut1:
the time for revolution is now. God punish PDP and APC all crooks and looters

Add IAm Olugbenga Pelumi on facebook for more on the revolution stuff!!! Enough is enough!

U'r based in which state?

Y'all are no match for me like Argentina vs Germany after the world cup final!!!




Y'all are dead rappers, I can't see y'all,Just some bunch of freaking ghosts!!!

Am your boss, I sac y'all like a bag of rice!

Sahara Reporters, We love you guys!!! Those who are with you're more than those who are against you!!!

Don't mind them, when you were fighting for them to be made acting president and then president, when you fought for their rights not too long ago, They didn't say you were being bribed or working for the opposition ooo but now that you're revealing the pot holes in their administration they're saying nonsense!!!
Don't mind them, when you exclusively revealed how a private jet loaded with cash was impounded in South Africa, Didn't it turned out to be true?

stevolinkon40:
i was charged 174.504 to a dollar. first bank mastercard today on ebay

Please how do you buy things from Ebay?? Do they ship to your door step or you will go pick it up in the port

What kind of gadget do u buy from them?

thankyouJesus:
[b]DISCLAIMER: This article is not written to degrade or downcast students of other institution that are omitted from the list.
DISCREDIT: I know and accepted that my experience, exposure, research method, e.t.c are going to influence the list, but, I will score the credibility of the list to be 85%.

The selected institutions are based on rigorous trainning, good conducive learning environment, prospects, exposure, competition results, availability of learning equipments/materials/devices, research activities, innovations, marketability, student opportunity, location, recognition, calibre of result being awarded, e.t.c. The names of the schools are arranged in no particular order.

1. Law:
-UNILAG
-OAU
-UNIJOS
-UNIBEN
-ABU

2. Medicine and Surgery:
-UI
-OAU
-ABU
-UNN
-UNIBEN

3. Mass communication:
-UNILAG
-UNIBEN
-UNN
-COVENANT UNIVERSITY
-DELTA STATE UNIVERSITY

4. Political Science:
-COVENANT UNIVERSITY
-OAU
-UNIBEN
-UNN
-ENUGU STATE UNIVERSITY

5. Business Administration:
-UNILORIN
-UNILAG
-UNN
-ABU
-COVENANT UNIVERSITY

6. Banking and Finance:
-COVENANT UNIVERSITY
-UNN
-UNIBEN

7. Accounting:
-UNIJOS
-UNILAG
-OAU
-UNN
-UNILORIN

8. Pharmacy:
-UI
-OAU
-UNILAG
-UNIJOS
-UNIBEN

9. Biochemistry:
-UI
-FUTA
-OAU
-UNILAG
-UNN

10. Microbiology:
-OAU
-UNN
-ABU
-UI
-FUTO

11. Nursing:
-UNIJOS
-OAU
-UI

12. Economics:
-OAU
-UI
-UNN

13. Mathematics:
-UI
-OAU
-UNILORIN
-UNAAB
-UNILAG

14. Computer Science:
-COVENANT
-OAU
-UI
-UNN
-UNILAG

15. Petroleum Engineering:
-UNILAG
-FUTO

16. Mechanical Engineering:
-FUTA
-OAU
-UNIBEN
-UNILAG
-ABU

17. Electronic Electrical Enginering:
-OAU
-UI
-UNILAG
-FUTA
-LAUTECH

18. Chemical Engineering:
-OAU
-UNILAG
-UNIBEN

19. Civil Engineering:
-FUTA
-UNILAG
-FUTO
-OAU
-UNN

20. Computer Engineering:
-LAUTECH
-UNILAG
-COVENANT UNIVERSITY

21. Geology:
-UNILAG
-OAU
-UI

22. Physics:
-OAU
-UI
-FUTO

-UNILORIN
Note:
1. The schools are arranged in no particular order.
2. The maximum entries for a course is five [5], thereby preventing some "top" schools from making the list.[/b]

This your list is poo shit! FUTA don't offer some of the courses you listed, And how come you didn't list LASU and UI in your faculty of law Am a student of AUN,Though we don't offer law, but when it comes to LAW in Nigeria, No school beats LASU to it, Just goggle it or visit Nigerian law school, LASU always have the best overall performance year in year out! Most of their set, All of them always graduate with upper,They hardly have lower!

gulfer:
Mikel is on a long thing, Russians; don't say I didn't tell you. Is this why Abrahamovic has not thrown him out? All the money made will be sucked out, mark my words!

Do u think she doesn't have her own money Don't be suprised if this girl is richer than mikel.

Her dad is a russian billionaire,one of the richest men in the world

voltron:
This woman don catch FINAL MAGA

Maga??


Her dad is a russian billionaire if you don't know.

Am hungry!








Who are they I don't know them cause I schooled in Pakistan!



Are they osama bin laden's decendants

oluwafemi113:
Pls don't compare Lagos with Uyo

Uyo is great but lagos is far better!

I graduated from uniuyo,Sociology! Just finished serving in lagos.

There is this feeling in lagos you won't get anywhere else in the country!
The BUZZ is just amazing, Everyweekend is fun,You get to party with stars,celebs,best clubs etc, and again most of Nigeria companies/industries are in lagos.


Uyo is not that big too compared to lagos!

God bless Nigeria

Proud of our lagos!!!


Eko Onibaje

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Tell me it's a lie




We no go gree oooo, We no go gree, Vivly is the winner, we no go gree!!!!!

Greatest VIVLITES! Great!!! Articulate Vivlites! Great!!!! Say Gba Gba!! Gba! Gba! Gbo! Gbo!!

They have robbed us oooo them don rig elections, We no go gree!!

Hw will they put jeninma name first is most of the voting order



Grabs his car key, Runs to the BAR, Gets 200lawyers, Zooms off to the Tribunal!!!

We no go gree, Nah tribunal go settle am for us se

Vivly All The Way

This post just made front page over a week after the OP posted it, What a shame!!!


Hope he is okay now sha ?

Let us put aside our differences and move this country forward...

Together we can,Together we're stronger!!!

God Bless Nigeria!!!

The Helicopters That Evacuated CDS Badeh’s Family From Mubi: A Lesson For All Nigerians, by Elvis Iyorngurum

Mubi,the biggest commercial town in Adamawa state, was thrown into chaos the day Boko Haram descended on it and the people found themselves running for their lives. The terrorists shot sporadically, killing a lot of people while those who could escape jumped into any available car to run to safety. Christians, Muslims, Igbos, Yorubas, Tivs, Hausas and any tribe or religion, jumped onto any vehicle that was headed outside the town. Soldiers scampered onto trucks with civilians, begging to be saved, hundreds of people who could not get a vehicle ran into the hills. In their frantic effort to stay alive, no one paid attention to anybody’s religion or ethnicity before asking them for help or helping them to stay alive. It was a community of people, united by their desire to escape the common enemy that hunted them all without discrimination. Ethnicity and religion vanished, all they were left with was their humanity. Those climbing the hills stayed together, helping one another stay on their feet as they all tried to survive.
The most interesting part of the narrative is that the Chief of Defence Staff, Air Marshal Badeh is from the same town of Mubi. It has been reported that few hours before the attack, helicopters flew in and evacuated his family members from the town. The chief of Defence staff by the way, is the most senior military officer in Nigeria and he controls the army, navy and air force. Before that sad day, someone from Mubi would have boasted that the Chief of Defence Staff is from their home town. But on the day that it mattered the most, he evacuated only his family members and abandoned everyone else to their fate. It means he had information of the impending attack and as the most senior military commander, he did not fly into the town to lead his men in battle to defend the community. He quietly saved only his family and left even the soldiers without an inspiring commander to motivate them to engage the terrorists and defend the town.
One lesson all Nigerians must learn from this story is that as a people, all we have is our neighbours. When you need some help at home, you knock on the door of your neighbour. The president, governor, senator or minister is not there to help you. Why then should you continue to fight your neighbour because of a man or woman who cares only about his own family? Our elites may deceive us about sharing the same religion or ethnicity with us, but time and again, they have proven that they do not care. We have been fools, killing one another on the basis of religion and ethnicity while they stay united across all the divides and plunder our wealth. The time has come for us to rise, educate one another and unite to fight our common enemy. The politicians are our enemies and not the poor struggling men and women in our neighbourhoods.
What now will the people of Mubi boast about as the gain of having their son as the chief of Defence Staff? If you go to Otueke where Jonathan comes from, there are many people who live in excruciating poverty! There is still a lot of poverty and suffering in the home towns of all our governors, ministers, parliamentarians and former presidents, while they and their families live in scandalous affluence. The minister of petroleum spent over 10 billion Naira on a private jet. That money can end the poverty of several communities in her state. Stella Oduah bought two cars with 225million Naira while there are people in her home town who can’t afford 500 Naira to feed their family in a day.
The time to throw away the sentiments is now! Support only a man or woman who has a just heart and will serve everyone and every community regardless of if they come from there or not. The moment anyone begins to talk to you about religion or ethnicity, reject him summarily! We need leaders who will unite us because our shared humanity is greater than any differences between us. And if someone does something wrong or fails in governance, do not support them simply because they’re your own. Share the message, teach those around you and brace up for a citizens action to root out bad governance, defeat terrorism and build a better society for everyone of us. We have hope and we must not lose that hope. We can turn around our country, all we need to do is unite our voices and raise them against the evil system that has enslaved us for so long. Our adversity, especially the insurgency, has taught us who our real enemies are. Get ready to answer when you hear the call.
GOD BLESS YOU AND GOD BLESS NIGERIA.



http://newsrescue.com/the-helicopters-that-evacuated-cds-badehs-family-from-mubi-a-lesson-for-all-nigerians-by-elvis-iyorngurum/#ixzz3IIXvGWw2

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How do I vote?

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Collynzo29:
#boss!
see how Gaynaian President dey loyal reach.
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Seee Jonathan Hands Too, He is Dancing

udoglory:
I dey come make i go on gen

Abeg I fit see Oil for there, All those mad phcn just took light and Oil no dey house, U fit give me small oil

First to comment for the first time ever



I dedicate this acheivement to all those who has challenged me in life


My landlord who always increase my house rent...



Iya Musiliu who sells rice in front of my house,Thank you for ur delicious meal...Nah em give me energy make FTC today


I also dedicate this to all the LASUITES in the building, And of the Greatest LASUITES!!! Articulate LASUITES!!! Vibrant LASUITES!!!
Intelligent LASUITES.... GREEEEEAAAT!!!



Lastly, I dedicate this to my brother from the north, Ahmed Musa,I hope you perform well against man city tonight,Goodluck bro!!


Last but not the least,A very big thank you to seun for giving me the platform to acomplish this greatness!!!


LONG LIVE NAIRALAND!!!!

Drogba??