₦airaland Forum

Forget all this write up. The right time to marry is when the money in your bank account is suffering from severe obesity.

I can't miss used clothes. It's rag now you know!

kay4audit: No, its Cloth, and the Mileage is: 1007, send me your Phone number crisycent

1007? Na brand new?

Mileage? Is it leather seat?

I have said it several times, if my wife-to-be is above 25, nna forget it.

Unibenstudent: So u feel your role to nairaland is the part where you insult the owner right

I have never insulted the owner of NL and I don't give two bleeps who the owner is. If I'm dissatisfied with anything on this site and my comment(s) about it is perceived as insult, so be it.

Unibenstudent: Have u heard Facebookers insulting mark zuckerberg

Who makes facebook bankable? The users. So shut ur mouth because even if facebookers insults mark. They make mark who he is and if you are not satisfied with anything on a site you are helping make money by your membership, then you have the right to insult whoever is in charge and nairaland isn't exempted.

Talk another thing abeg!

Only problem I have with the car is the colour. Do you have it in black?

Ok oo. We dey wait.

It's easy for Nigerians to judge and disown him. Has anyone thought of the possibility that he could be innocent?

Do you know the meaning of leather interior?

Sorry bruv, but devil baptize dat ur gf. My broda ur family will always remain ur family. For the fact that ur sister was sitting in front already really pisses me off. Who on earth is she?

Anyway, I'm sure u always talk down about ur sister where ur gf is, otherwise dem no born her well.

Dis Rihanna sha. If I catch you, I pray make I wear condom.

Is the road the reason this thief doesn't pay coppers in imo state? Thief.

I think asking for a woman that is like my mom is too much. But if only my wife-to-be is just 50% like my wonderful mom, I will be the luckiest man on earth. My mom is such a wonderful woman, love her to bits.

yuncka: The highway code says we should give way for traffic on the left. So C will go first, followed by A, den B goes last.

B and A are both to each others right. Meaning they can go simultaneously.

B,A,C

Cute smile with a nice chest

Do ebola test. The earlier you know the better.

Make una dey deceive una sef there.

What's your point bruv? I'm not from akwa ibom but I see your post as insulting.

Long live the federal republic of Nigeria.

The ocean is full of different fishes. #manup

I find everything the OP has said true apart from the part that p-square should go back to their old style and be original. Well, p-square has never been original all their life. Their so called hit songs is always a remix of a foreign song in pigin English. These dudes should start afresh.

I pray o. AC na Fan?

Nintendo game mortal combat. Favourite fighter was smoke. YBY BLK AXAX BBYY Flawless victory, fatality. If I manage do that one, my head go jst swell like say I win lotto.

Go hang yourself

Evathyst: Lyk seriously? Hide him on top wetin?

Your too young to understand.

My pikin, I beg hide me.