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AbsoluteHealth:
God dey.

Bro you self no understand how the thing take be abi?

I once lived in a compound of girls with this kinda stuff...now I donno what to make of it. I think they changed my orientation to moderate

CHM11:
If only you read my post with a clear heart, I'm sure you wouldn't have posted this.
First I am not against the APC as a party, infact my role model BRF is a member of that party.
What I'm against is calling someone a thief only to accept him when he tells you he will share his wealth with you.
I call that Hypocrisy!!...

So they, all the decampees , promised to share their wealth?...really?...and you know that how?

A routine exercise now eh?...smh

And yet those service chief will be rolling around with their pot bellies , absolute nothing at stake for them. Arm the soldiers all you want, our army won't still exterminate this boko haram scourge...cos the hierarchy is grossly incompetent. They all decorate themselves with medals, you wonder what exactly is their achievements...other countries, individuals in the military earn their medals, not through political alliances but there magnificent feats and accomplishments.

The excuse they, GEJ and his government will give is that people are sabotaging their efforts, if someone sabotages your effort you sabotage theirs too...simple as that, unless you saying you aint smart enough...if you cannot assemble a competent workforce, then you have failed. In an ideal world, you'd get the sack

Dead bodies don't cause havoc no more...you dead? adieu!

Kill urself cos of people who gives no fvck about you after you serve their purpose. You'd be gone and they'd still be looting

CHM11:
I use to respect this man but now I see why most of my former Uniben mates call him mumu.

He said PDP has ruled for so many years and destroyed the country....Yet he is happy to accept more than 200 defectors from the PDP to his party....stupid politicians taking the gullible for granted.

APC is a new PDP... They are all the same set of animals.

I'm sorry but I don't see what exactly you are trying to say...so if someone decided to join the congress of progressive people who desire for a better Nigeria, by your logic they are all mumu?

If a thief becomes a pastor, are you going to deny him the free will to take hold of his own destiny for good?...it doesn't matter if they were ex-thieves, what matters is the "ex" behind the thief.

Change is like Salvation, repent and you'll enter the ship sailing to the mighty kingdom

Somebody somehow is going to jail after this election and when the dust have settled.


I'm afraid soon, GEJ and PEJ will disappear into abject obscurity after this election...and reduced to object of utmost irrelevance. That's their fear, and there is also the "jail" thing too (I presume Baba will tender justice with mercy though )


If a system isn't working and shows no promise...don't try to understand it, just change it for that which promise something. There is no hope in this government and I cannot afford to tell my children the same "e go better" story.

Just like our own first lady...but in our own case, we'll file to extradite them back to Nigeria...Kirikiri has some nice 10 x 10 dark cells, so I heard.

Imagine, Jonathan (give that man a whisky, that's all he cares for), Sambo, FFK, Madam Patience, Ngozi (once a bright light, now a sac of lies), all in same cell....


With Shekau

So now it's soul, not demons again?...that's another crap!

People, there are no demons being shared and definitely no souls being trapped...enjoy!

I'd write letter of acceptance to the relevant authorities

Okimski:
Funny u. stop insulting ur girl

Insult?...she won't even know for her to take it as an insult.

That's if they are all mine...if not, hehehe

Begonia:
He looks like Rumpelstiltskin in the tv series; Once Upon a Time

I love that series
But there is little resemblance...they both look pale and awkward

I'd advice Jim Iyke to go carry out DNA test...Dr. Azeez adviced so

I donno why d doctor no go mind him own business self...cos say u want make people come dey carry out DNA for ur clinic, u wan scatter people home

Just to be sure...I'd carry out DNA test for my first child sha and the next and the last and that before the last

God knows I love twins...I pray he gives me the best of them

Rabbit ko...Squirrel ni

Oga go siddon joor...if your music is good enough, it will receive the appropriate recognition...didn't naija music kick out western music out of naija market?...that's cos they up their game

biafranqueen:
Did you say that when Akin tunde got arrested doing the same?



Or how about
Keep tribes out of it!

I call it as I see it...and right now what I'm seeing is an Igbo man doing something far worse than Boko haram

You consume any of that drug and it's gonna be a very long painful, silent and agonising death...you go for check up and doctor prescribe drug for you only to go and buy the silent killer drugs he's flooded the market with

Chai!...igbo man, must you kill us all?

vizkiz:
if hanging out with elephants makes him a boss, then I think I am a god! Cuz I hangout. With dragons

There must be 2 things involved...it's either you are a dragon rider or you are Merlin

Tell me about it!

You'll shyt garri when that elephant turn on you

Zoharariel:
Then I guess her ideal man is Terry G, who will use ganja to panelbeat her already panelbeated congo, abi who else wan marry an old cargo like Linda when sweet 13 & 15 dey reign for inside Senator Yerima's bunker for Zamfara.

Yerima is a large head mutant squirrel...pls, he's not human
In an ideal world, he'd be bunking in Guatanamo Bay

MrCork:
...I tink I stand a chance: am hoinest, Londoner, drives £28'000 (cash)range rover spot, Peckam base, handsome, single, romantic, have moiney, popula, has connection, cqarin, dark skin, 6"2, slim, Afro hair style, gentle, humble, romantic, tolerate, spend one hours in front of computer and very romantic!!

Yeah...you do stand a chance assuming she want a jester

I heard that lane is for Seun, apply and get you as's booted outta NL...I'd hate to miss you

Those pic are just ordinary...I'd love to see the extra ordinary ones...I mean the real thing

Airforce1:
i don't know what's so special about "Oga Titus" that made genny to love him so much

Useless koko master

Oga Titus is "The Koko"...that's why!

Almajiri no go ever chop better food...how u no go chop bad food...I mean poisoned food

Chai!...Johnny Just Come, you never still get sense?

Nigerians ehn!...just get small money, dem go begin dey point fingers down dey call people "ordinary"

I feel she's campaigning for GEJ...na dem sabi

Where's the intel from?...don't believe anything from those politicised NSA...their intel is always wack!

Oloshi...how is this romantic?

Why would you keep checking on ur ex?...just move on already

Kachisbarbie:
Where them picture?

All I see is a man without dignity.
Any real man with dignity/pride/respect...call it whatever - won't take this from no woman.

He is tolerating it because of financial gains?oh my God.

How long has this been going on?
I think he should look away, then start saving aggressively, once he has enough to set himself up.

Time to "waybill" her back to her village.

What about the kids?

dicefrost:
Bookef

My oga at the top booking space!

Abeg...make I give you advise, go Zambia or na Zimbabwe...wherever

Go find that thing wey dey make the man "thing" lock-in to the woman "thing" when the two things are together as a single "thing" . The contract keeps coming and you have excuse to divorce your wife...two birds with one stone!

It takes a diabolical mind to think diabolically...but I'm not diabolical, na Nairaland cos am