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I like Majid...he's a super talented actor, I love his personality...Jim Iyke thou

I'll leave the look to the ladies

Bleach your skin...it's ur choice

Whichever way you look, you'll find someone who loves you that way

Tell me something new...what exactly am I gonna see there that I've not seen before?

Franchise21:
Next

Again...Franchising our space

I donno how to play this game...ehmm, you say I'll find others with same birthday...after that, then what?

31? wtf man?

But me self for be virgin o...if not Ke**y that do me bad things when I was little ....she set me into auto-reboot

The best thing you can get addicted to is sex...all you need to do is know where to stick your d*ck

kilokeys:
romance section.. lawa o..
maybe he should buy 1million naira worth of intimacy gadgets. he can sell it to d ladies of NL. forming saint while secretly peeking and jilling off on my dp.

Nice DP...are you a sales manager?

Some Nigerians ehn!..you have a degree and you go there to wash plates and scrub toilets...jobs u won't even think of even when you drunk, all cos you wanna be a yankee. Smh

If him like make he still dey dia...as Nigeria worse reach some people are still making money, all you need is just to be "RELENTLESS and DETERMINED"

This is gonna get racist soon

I donno how it all went down...but usually when you see a man with this kind of hair like those villagers living in the Kalahari desert in the "gods must be crazy"...then you can bet they are mentally inbalance

I trust they'd know just the place to restore his sanity

promsman12:
Maybe it's for the same reason you don't eat the same type of food everyday. One might get tired iGuess... #Just saying though...

I donno why people justify their cheating by the saying that "you don't eat same type of food everyday"

Why must it be food?...why not water that you cannot do without? ...I'm no saint either, just saying

Prymestrr:
Lol... That's hilarious dude! Shit happens...

..Yeah

Point of Cage or Point of Lay?...the former could pass too sha, seeing they are in deep litter

But doesn't matter, even eight week old layers can be in cage, I'll suggest you put it as "point of lay"

That's what I believe people would want (birds ready to lay) not those ready for cage

Hahaha...really?...a donkey?...hahaha

Wtf man? ...u just crack ma ribs

Hmm...this is gonna be fun when those ardent debaters get in here...just what I need right now


O ya make I siddon dey watch as I allocate points

Lady in RED!

This is gonna be different....well I hope so

Lordabas:
Aunty Linda,
with deep sadness in my heart may i announce to you that bro Seun(CEO,MD of nairaland intl limited) has officially lost interest in you

Everybody love occasional bad gurls...I bet the CEO and MD love it too

My 2nd year in Uni...I was going for a stroll at night, usually to one of the reading rooms (not to read, I don't read in night classes...I was on a mission )....then there was this gurl walking in front of me receiving call, suddenly she tripped and dropped her phone...and unfortunately it fell into the gutter, what made matters worse was that the gutter was sealed but the phone dropped through the space left on the gutter seal. I helped her up and she said to me in the most calm and pitiful voice "pls help me get my phone, it fell down there'
O boi, I looked down the gutter the place dark ehn!...what do I know resides in there?.. I thought at first no way I'm gonna go down there but then what kinda man will I be if I don't help her.
So I went to the end of the gutter (fortunately for me it's dry), crawled in and proceeded to where the phone was. It felt like I was crawling round the whole world in a dark tunnel. Chai!..mosquitoes bit me, ant stung me, I hit my head, cobwebs all over my face, I even woke up some sleeping lizards ...finally, I got the phone got out and handed it over to her...waiting to claim my reward of atleast a kiss or a hug ,that's when this dude showed up and whisked her away. She was actually talking to him when she tripped and he's her bf.

In all, I didn't get a "thank you" from her stone faced bf and my market spoil that night, I had to abort my mission for that night cos I looked horrible

Badt guy...you wife wan divorce you and where your grieve carry you go na another woman bed.

Did she wanna divorce you cos of your infidelity?

Most men would rather find inspiration at the bottom of a bottle...s*x won't even be a thing on their mind. The opposite is true for ladies thou

spartoo:
then hw do I climax

I bet he's gonna say "you'll channel the positive energy down below"...lmfao

Hahahaha...looks like all the trolls that once made this section really fun are returning...with new generation of trolls coming in too but Mr.Cork been here since inception!

Romance's coming back to life!!

While scrolling down to police the dressing from top, I was like "it's ok till I saw blue down"

Yaff scatter everything for himself

I must admit, that is very funny...especially 1

englishmart:
another shameless girl talking bullshit to garner attention... Tonto na girl like you, you beat you mercilessly and you are telling us?

I can't imagine telling the world that D'banj, scales, wizkid, Aki or paw paw beat me one on one... I don kill person be that na

Abeg show me ur muscle make I see first

Dead terrorist...we could make them as fuel for GEJ trains

Them never even catch Shekau

Questioning by who?

Torturing a man is absolutely unacceptable, I've seen where a man admitted to a crime he did not commit cos of torture
...he could be one of the 21million whose sanity fluctuates with weather

We are not in a lawless Nation pls, we should act like civilised people...you want change, then there it's begins

jerflakes:
Boy, which one be purnish again na?

Its punish.

Grow up!

When you see a village man dragging a goat to the city and he tell you that he's going to visit his brother...believe me, he's got plan to come back with a cow

Gej visiting every church with unholy mini-envelops