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Kachisbarbie:
lolz, but my guy wey I write am for, understand am na.



nah. Thanks.
I am still resting, it has been a stressful week. Hope you're enjoying the day for ya side?


hahahaha...You heard right .
I don't eat from outsiders.
Abacha and turkey? Holy Grail...your combination skills are dead and gone o!

Lolz...I actually didn't make it, donno how to...I was given by a female friend

Samtob4life is this your way of punishing me?...making me read all that long thing?

Why, why evil?

Kachisbarbie:
lolz.
Bobo I just siddon dey look o.
Walahi I never chop today...no strength for e-fight yet.

OMG..you mean you've not eaten on christmas?...can I send you Abatcha and turkey?

Oh sorry, heard you don't eat from outsiders

STENON:
You have made your point.

But that can never stop me frm marrying at 23 i.e. immediately after my Msc,
I plan to have my first n Last child at 24 n 26, Obtain my Phd during that Period, and Proceed to higher level at 26.
It can never stop my career and Passion for Education. My vision in Life by God's Grace is to be a good Wife material to my Husband, The best Mother to my children, and finally become an Emeritus In my Discipline.

No that's someone with vision!...*thumbsUp*

Chai...see e-fighting!

But some people get prob sha...cos it's obvious to you doesn't mean it is to others...and moreover there were times you don't know what you know..so let others learn!


If you don't like it, leave it...how hard is that?

chibwike:
its very rare...for ladies to remain hot and young..after giving birth..they tend to grow fat...and some even loose shape........thats when u'd start names like mama kristina, iya kachisbarbie...and the rest..Lol

Lolz...@ iya kachisbarbie

chukwudi44:
So you think if they attack sabon gari only igbo lives would be lost ?You really think this almajiris know that Buhari is in alliance with Tinubu?

In my days in Kano, Sabon Gari is actually a fortress...during riot, hausa doing business their will seriously take a relay out of there else they are dead...while non-hausa run towards there for safety

Just wait and see...one more bomb blast and all almajiris in Kano will pick up their daggers


#Lunatics

Sexy legs ko...sexy leggings ni

I lak that her bum short thou

Chai!...Toyin no get as*

Fine girl with bright mind...could have become Miss World in a proper home, sad!


But truth be told, I've never seen a set of people with barbaric thinking like the Hausa (no offence)...I mean some of them actually supported these Miscreants when they were killing police...police no be person father and mother?...and then they showed no care when churches bombed...guess what they say now, that some people who want to cripple their economy are behind bokos.

I ask how about those who have been supporting and sympathising with them eh?

I always avoid slaughtering chicken when I was younger, I mean why can't mom just kill it in market or buy frozen chicken instead?..I always ask. So my elder bros does the job.


On new year some good years back, my bros and cousins piled pressure on me and I wanted to prove to 'em I can do it...they gave me knife and off I go!..my hand shivering, heart pounding like an olympic runner..held the head of the chicken, my grip alone killed d chicken and I didn't even know when I cut the head off completely...lolz

Then comes the second chicken, held it head gently and slaughter...trying to be gentle this time, I didn't realise I didn't slice its throat...as I let it go, the chicken started chasing me...I ran ehn!..that particular time, I was gonna beat Hussein Bolt

Since that day, I gave up!

Nehemiah459:
You all are f*ols. He had no shoes doesn't mean that through out his young days he didn't wear shoes. but at a certain stage of his life he didn't wear shoes.

Really?...you had to call them fo*l before you pass your point?

Brb

bennygreat1:
Must U doubt everything cos U re supporting Apc party...??


Smh..

Where exactly did I say I support APC?

And I'm not doubting anything, I've seen most of the trains in this Rail Regeneration whatever in many states and PH - Enugu can't be any different

herald9:
Wetin concern business woman with super fast trains ..as far as it can carry their periwinkle and tomato across...

They're cool with it.

So your biology teacher no teach you say Tomato is a perishable good?...he must be Jonathan!

We've been looking for Jona's students and finally we gat one. I've always wondered how he's gonna think like

That picture is not inside a train...certainly not inside the one to operate from PH - Enugu


"The trains they show us looks like those Japanese super fast trains but in reality, they look like those operating between Mumbai and Pakistan in the 60's


Don't be deceived...you enter them, you'd think you already travelling to hell

After booking space, went back to read...and it's for Family vacation?....chai!..op really disappoint me I swear.


I was thinking it gonna be some cool places where you see nicely looking ladies with their ass hugging the bikini so tight that you just wanna sit down, sip your drink and enjoy the view

Has anybody ever told you the definition of insanity?

"It is when you do thing over and over again with the expectation of different outcome"

alizenbohr:
Are you a fan of 'Pirates of the Caribbean'?

Hell yeah...Captain Jack Sparrow, love that one

mazzi:
but ave u done any registration at inec office where u reside?

Nope

He's got more loot stashed somewhere

What submission y'all talking about?...the slip is meant to be taken to the meeting point which will be known later after you've been recruited


#aselaviv

Donno if it's only me, I just love the word "mutiny"


#NigeriaMustNotBurn

Some of this polithiefcians needs to be taken underground and fed with garri and opa without water seriously

Kachisbarbie:
Neither do I

Lolz...you sure? *raisesEyeBrow*

Thought the ladies like 'em

So sad...she gave Nigerians peace of mind!


A true hero!...and she's beautiful and hot in that lab coat...did you say she was 58?

I can't believe a man would allow another man to drill him

And then chaos resumes!

donmalcolm21:
A workaholic presido

You mean an alcoholic president?