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Sounds funny!

It's absolutely ludicrous that even a so called professor has a problem in comprehending the meaning of "literacy". But then, obtaining professorship is just like most things in Nigeria, politics!.


When you say someone is "Illiterate", you've got to tell people the context to which he is. I mean just because a man doesn't speak english, read and write in english doesn't make him Illiterate. For example, a bricklayer who hasn't been to school but know well enough about construction isn't an illiterate. Infact, you who's subjecting him is the "Illiterate" from his point of view cos you have no knowledge of what he knows.

tiergodson:
Are you sure you don't need help?

Seriously?...*RaisesEyeBrow*

Should be making front page

My domain

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Good for ya all that see him as a Hero...like hell, some people see Adolf Hitler, Vlad The Impaler, Bin Ladin etc as heroes

But to me and to other sane, rightly thinking, absent tribal sentiment people, Ojukwu was a preposterously celebrated disgruntled greedy rebel...who was unsatisfied with the decision by the military to put Gowon, who at the time was a lower rank officer, head of state...then he, Ojukwu, thought he could split Nigeria into half afterall his region produce the oil, did he forget how the South West's Cocoa and Kola, the North's Groundnut and sessame carried Nigeria?..No, he wanted to become the King in the South...he wanted the oil for himself, he was greedy and far too ambitious for the wrong course.

In a proper Country, he'd died in prison...long convicted for war crimes along with Tompolo and that creek maggot, Asari...Insane People of an Insane Country!


And I seriously despise the idea that some certain tribal elements always play the victim.

Chai!...this Otuoke man has monopolised "foolishness and cluelessness" in Nigeria, even his political zombies in his office still have brain to give him different advice making him think less...but he assume everybody should be giving him same advice, how foolish.

His job, the President's job is to make correct choice from these different advice they give...and it must be right atleast 75% of the times. Judging by the economy and the level of insecurity in Nigeria, I think he's been choosing the wrong advice.

"Again, if you are incapable of making the right ones, then what are you still doing in office?"

F

I think I like him, more than I like those political bastards toying with our lives, believes and coexistence


Political Bastards:

1. OBJ.

2. GEJ. (F*cker says he had no shoes, liar! )

3. GMB. (F*cker says he has only 200 cows, how da f*ck did I care? )

4. Tinubu (his face always looking like a roasted tortoise )

5. Alimodu Sherrif. (I mean wtf is this dude still doing alive?, suppose been sent to the gallows since )

And a host of other blood sucking vampoliticians

L comes first in English alphabet but unfortunately S comes first in mine!

MissShakira:
Hmmmm
Just passin oh

Passing go church?...sorry, road closed...men at work, road under construction

My advice "you want something, you just take it...easy,just like that"


All this procedure's waste of time, else some bad as* b*tch end up with your crush and you go crashing

I've got reputation to protect!

Una no no say person dey fast

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I think it's just for the fun

Blazinraj01:
Yes. I've seen 3 guys like that waiting for a single girl. I wonder why they wait?

Maybe they want to turn "Mario"...me na one 2wks max

Ehwwww!...that's gross

*puking*

Lucky man!

Blazinraj01:
lol. Some guys are trying. They can wait for 5 years

5yrs?...really?

iceberylin:
Almost believed till i saw your Dp

Lolz...I think ladies are in better position to say

Marriage!

tosyne2much:
6. If you make advances and the question ensued, what do you think you are doing ?

then she doesn't love you

Hahahahahahahhahaha

Catch ya!...it's either you don't go to church or you are Nairalanding while in church

Diaris Godu o!

Blazinraj01:
I've done that to every guy that has chased me and I'm not interested in while telling them that I have no desire of being in a relationship with them but they just don't get it. They hang on to the hope it will happen some day

It's not bad to hope, you know....but hoping hopelessly is dangerously hopeless

#just joking

Mprex:
what's that?

You don't recognise me?

dechandel:
Blue flame is the hottest and most intense part of a fire . Pls hope these your words doesn't mean the negative type of fire

Nope, but she can be possessive

dechandel:
Lol. Pls complete the gist na. She is what?
Yea
We are lovely like that

She's blue flame fire