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Romance › Re: Why Do Some Men Kiss And Tell? by Crocz(m): 7:37pm On Nov 19, 2014*

I seriously object to the generalisation people are making here...not all men do this, infact "real niggas don't kiss and tell"...for me, I find it extremely awkward to speak about ma sexual life with friends but some men take pride in the number of ladies they've slept with...too bad

"Whatever happened in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom" sort of thing for me...its also disrespectful to the girl and for me it should be like a non-disclosure agreement grin

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Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 12:21pm On Nov 19, 2014

dicefrost:
U b odion cousin :-

Odion's cousin isn't cool but I am cheesy

Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 7:24pm On Nov 18, 2014

chidiidika:
Come are u trying to say this is a true life story ? Why are u mistaking Ehis to Dicefrost and vice-versa......hmmmmmmmm Dicefrost is reading ur comment on BlackBerry classic Q20 OLED screen

That's because I'm convinced that Ehis is Dicefrost! shocked

Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 10:23am On Nov 18, 2014

All of you that pressured Ehis, oh sorry, dicefrost grin

to finish the story abruptly should bear it on your conscience that you gave the story an awkward ending...given the time and patience, I know Ehis (dicefrost) would have come up with better ending

Mors certa hora incerta e ab imo pectore

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Agriculture › Re: Get Cheap But Effective Mini Incubators . by Crocz(m): 9:37am On Nov 17, 2014

aAK1:
bros ive been selling incubators both new and used for over 2years and by Gods grace people are buying.the i am selling here is jn8-48 and not all those cheap Chinese incubators.of what use is a higher capacity incubator that will give you 50% hatch rate.i rather go wit something that at list gives me 80 to 90 % ive used many of the cheap high capacity bators and temperature kept fluctuating once the current went low.soo sir,we sell quality,not quantity

Lolz...I like you POV but marketing isn't about 2 choices, ala your incubator and chinese model, but several choices my friend...I'm saying your incubator solves one problem while creating another (no offence), it's not just cost effective irrespective of its hatchability

But if you insist on that capacity then goodluck with that "sir"

Agriculture › Re: Can Someone Tell Me The Use Of NPK 15 15,in Catfish Pond? by Crocz(m): 7:47pm On Nov 16, 2014

Do I need to remind you that it's only used in "earthen" ponds and not "concrete" pond?

To used it, depends on the size of the pond...you can use you own OT I guess but be careful not to over apply it...you won't want to make water weeds compete for oxygen with your fishes grin

Agriculture › Re: Get Cheap But Effective Mini Incubators . by Crocz(m): 7:23pm On Nov 16, 2014

Nobody's gonna buy at that price and capacity...if you can somehow increase the capacity atleast 75 for chicken will do

Romance › Re: Who Is More Beautiful? by Crocz(m): 8:49pm On Nov 14, 2014

ireneony:
when u take a good look at both pix u will see that the first pix is professionally done (more like a model)while the second one is a sefie

Lolz...you won't let it go, would you?...well I guess you have a point but still as reasonable your theory is, I'll still go with the first given we can only make conclusion from what you see now and what may be...the other girl may be more beautiful but base on the pics, the 1st beats it

Romance › Re: Who Is More Beautiful? by Crocz(m): 8:26pm On Nov 14, 2014

ireneony:
the first one is just photogenic and the background is quiet welcoming but the second one is more beautiful just that the device use in snapping her have more lightening reflecting her face. the truth is in reality the second one is more beautiful

So, I take it that you've met both of them?

Romance › Re: Who Is More Beautiful? by Crocz(m): 8:15pm On Nov 14, 2014

ireneony:
second one is more beautiful. u guys shud not sugar coat the first one cos she is dark skin. say the truth and the truth will set u free

And you know that because?...you can't see beauty the way men do cos you are a female...so when you see men seconding the first to the eleventh person..you've just got to agree with them

Romance › Re: Why Do Fine Girls Prefer To Have Wowo Best Friends? by Crocz(m): 7:36pm On Nov 14, 2014*

An insurance policy?...but truth be told, you don't choose your friends contrary to what people may think...friendship is more of chemistry...so op's assumption is void, well I guess

Absence of Evidence does not mean Evidence of Absence

And why are some ladies going bonkas on this?...na wa o

Romance › Re: Whats The Male Version Of Side Chicks? by Crocz(m): 7:18pm On Nov 14, 2014

Chai! see as olodo full NL, una no do word and opposite for skul ni?...chai!, na Jonathan dey cause all this kind thing cheesy

Anyways, if guys call them "side chick" then girls call theirs "side chicken"

Chai!..how this thing take hard abeg huh

...my school is still open and form is available @ affordable price...we also have "old-back-2-skul" section for adults

Thanks!

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Romance › Re: Guyz,how Do U Feel About Ur Girls Farting by Crocz(m): 6:42pm On Nov 14, 2014

You call that being comfortable? *giggles*...there are some things that are just "unlady-like" and farting loud is just one of them...so when you now take it to another level and begin to fart in public, trust me you'll lose people's respect far faster than you gained it

It's just not right...ofcourse you can fart silently grin

, depending on the combination of food you'd taken grin

...well, I guess that's my own perception of it

Tech Jobs › Re: I Was On My Own And Amaka Was Bathing And Now by Crocz(m): 6:37pm On Nov 14, 2014

Gat to confess...this dude gat me laughing, especially the concluding part "Nigerians ehn" grin

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Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 8:55am On Nov 14, 2014

The "Season Finale" shouldn't be far away but left to me, I'd like the "series" to continue till someone finds the flying monkey and the singing Lion

Dicefrost someday you will be standing right next to the greatest writers...you've got the right attitude, the talent and that unique imagination and sense of balancing the abstract and the reality...you've got the recipee for Greatness

And I hope someday you will be

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Phones › Re: How Do I Get My Phone's Browser To Function Again? by Crocz(m): 3:34pm On Nov 12, 2014

Kachisbarbie:
The other phone I have is a bb, you know that one requires its own setting up too- so it didn't work. I guess I would have to call them @MTN again, I will shouuut on them

Aii...thanks @Crocz

You welcome

Phones › Re: How Do I Get My Phone's Browser To Function Again? by Crocz(m): 9:05am On Nov 12, 2014

Kachisbarbie:
MTN

@evil999, I have done all that, maybe I will just take it back to where I bought it

@crocz, tell me first.

The problem is common to most Nokia Lumia if not all

Restore factory settings and restart the phone

Lemme know the outcome

Phones › Re: How Do I Get My Phone's Browser To Function Again? by Crocz(m): 8:12am On Nov 12, 2014

This is why I decided to be expert in many aspects "a damsel in distress"...so what do I get if I tell you?

Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 7:45am On Nov 12, 2014

Equado:
...technically we've never met...so that makes you the most foolish person you've eva met...lol...I wonder how you live wiv yaslf...

I don't need to trade words with you but I felt the need to enlighten your misguided mind...I never said "met" but "seen"...so "technically", your brain is obviously not connecting to your eyes

And pls don't quote me again, I wanna enjoy this story if you don't mind...thanks dumus!

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Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 9:34pm On Nov 11, 2014

Equado:
really...dice frost aint d sole intellect bhynd dt story...ah v proof...s

I'm sorry but I have to ask, were you born like this or ou genetically transform or modified into this, I'm curious!...cos your level of stupidi'ty is outstanding!

Congrats dude, you have successfully move to the top of the list of most fo'olish persons I've ever seen...ode oni ranu!

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Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 11:12am On Nov 11, 2014

dicefrost:
I had a 'pay per view' agreement with a blogger. I would drag traffic to his blog and he would pay for every unique visitor that reads my stories on his blog. This story and the next was meant to gather a large fan base on nairaland before taking them to his blog. With 60k views, i was on course already. But this shaxee guy has obviously gathered more of the fans with my hardwork. Just take a look at his Facebook page. My blogger has adviced me to suspend the story. But the though of disappointing everyone really grieves me. Some people have followed this story from day one. People like crocz, olamide1997, laivia, whizqueen etc ow can i disappoint them?

Bro...you should do whatever is necessary even if it means you suspend the story indefinitely...it's been a wonderful story and I'm grateful you ever shared it...you rock!

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Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 8:58am On Nov 10, 2014

Tolzeal:
And Dude! Do u think u making a point here? Abusing someone unnecessarily is what I despise so much. Even dou ha has done the bad! There are better ways of attending to people in this kinda situation, rather than pouring some foul words in here and thinking uve acheieved a thang.!

Yeah...I guess I was caught in the heat of the moment...I don't insult people, infact he's the 1st on here but I'm not sorry that I did...the dude is shameless

And the way he thinks and talk (or type) is irritating...guess I should have handled it better thou

Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 7:54am On Nov 10, 2014

Itzshaxee:
Hmmmmm, i just dey observe!

So now you observing huh?...smh...looks like you are one hell of a shameless guy and way you speak, God!, I wonder if you those words come through ur mouth or a.nus....a man with no remorse is no different from the devil. If you have an atom of shame and ur reasoning faculty is still functioning, cos your brain looks too watery to discharge it's fuctions, you'll learn not to take peoples' hard work as mere fun! and say "sorry"!!

Fu'ucking as'shole!...smcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 [Nomination & Verification] by Crocz(m): 4:11pm On Nov 09, 2014

ggrin:
I nominate

www.nairaland.com/Iceberylin
www.nairaland.com/Kingtom
www.nairaland.com/Nickz
www.nairaland.com/Crocz
www.nairaland.com/Creamybanana
www.nairaland.com/Vizkiz
www.nairaland.com/Gooci
www.nairaland.com/Xsenga>:(

Thanks sweet but I cannot contest...it's time consuming and time I don't have...I'm a fairly busy man

I'll gladly support anybody you support grin

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by Crocz(m): 2:48pm On Nov 08, 2014

And....

I VOTE ROZZAY!

For the Glory
For the Crown. #teamRozzay

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Romance › Re: I Get Tired Of People Easily. HELP!! by Crocz(m): 9:13am On Nov 08, 2014

Everybody with his own P cheesy

Mine is that I don't "miss" anybody or anything ever in my life, it's a feeling that I've never experienced...it's not because I don't have people I care much about but "miss" them? Never happened...so when my gf says she's missing me, I just be like "sorry but I don't"...ofcourse I said it in my mind

Pls anybody know how to activate this feeling?...I just wanna feel what people feels! sad

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Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 8:50am On Nov 08, 2014

Princesschi:
so sorry, i cant access ma mail

Oook no problemo!...some other time maybe

Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 1:34pm On Nov 07, 2014

Princesschi:
If wishes always comes true... I'll just wish Dicefrost updates already.

You didn't send me the mail again sad

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by Crocz(m): 1:12pm On Nov 07, 2014

EvilSeeed:
https://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/I-Will-Find-You-And-I-Will-Kill-You-Liam-Neeson-In-Taken.gif

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by Crocz(m): 11:55am On Nov 07, 2014

The Queen is either Rozzay or Rozzay and nobody else!

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by Crocz(m): 11:41am On Nov 07, 2014

Those eye would've calm down Adolf Hitler small cheesy

...glad she made it to next round. Ride on cutie!

But there can be ONLY one Queen, and she is ROZZAY!
#teamRozzay

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