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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Seplat Graduate Trainee Program by crudedude(m): 3:52pm On Jul 14, 2014
TheRealAdonye: I await..
Same here bro. What's good? you have any of these workforce, SHL, dragnet past questions?. Remember you from the xfire thread.
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Netherlands: World Cup 3rd Place (0 - 3) On 12th July 2014 by crudedude(m): 10:55pm On Jul 12, 2014
ojoromaster: Methinks the goalie, Caesar, has been the problem with the Brazilian goal. His anticipation, agility, and attempts have been lackluster, to say the least.
The whole defense takes the blame! What was Luiz doing heading the ball back to Blind??angry
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Netherlands: World Cup 3rd Place (0 - 3) On 12th July 2014 by crudedude(m): 10:52pm On Jul 12, 2014
Cortana! angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Chevron IT Aptitude Test On Saturday 12th July by crudedude(m): 6:04pm On Jul 11, 2014
Edited.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Test For Information Technology Unit by crudedude(m): 5:58pm On Jul 11, 2014
ComradeTY: Can one gatecrash?
no.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Test For Information Technology Unit by crudedude(m): 5:58pm On Jul 11, 2014
engbash: Hi guys. Can someone pls describe how one can get to the venue from Ojota bus stop. Am new to lagos. Thanks in advance.
From Ojota Take a BRT bus heading to CMS. CMS is on the island so this journey go long small. please leave Ojota as early as 5:30 if not you might not get to KPMG
before 9.

At CMS ask for a bus going to Round about. When you get to round about then ask for the KPMG address. its within walking distance.

if you get lost, use an android phone and have enough data you might have to utilise Google maps(I know I did & it was fun grin). forgive my rusty explanation, I was new to Lagos too when I wrote the test.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Chevron IT Aptitude Test On Saturday 12th July by crudedude(m):
Nice.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Who Else Recieve This Job Interview Text Message by crudedude(m): 5:34pm On Jul 11, 2014
bigyomite: I was called by a lady this morning to confirm my availability for the interview-

Hello, you have been invited for an interview tomorrow by 10am at Avant Solution, To.Fa House, 48 Adetokunbo Ademola Street, Victoria Island, Lagos.

Please who else recieve this text and what is the company into and there salary structure, your response matters alot as to know know if am attending or not, thanks alot my good people of Nairaland forum
when was the test written?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Trainee 2014(test Of June 14 @ Chams) by crudedude(m): 2:49pm On Jul 11, 2014
abbeywasc: i may be of help whatsapp 07068281353
thanks bro. submitted now.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Trainee 2014(test Of June 14 @ Chams) by crudedude(m): 11:58am On Jul 11, 2014
topelouis: If u read engineering or any science course, there's no cause for alarm. If u studied Economics or Accounting,,,,,go and know every thing inside ur project. They are going to be merciless ((((from what I heard from other applicants)))) they'l bombard u from left to right, up through centre down. No hiding place. The safest thing to do is to go there prepared. PREPARE FOR THE WORST.
Please can I contact you? I'm having a slight challenge with filling the form. Whatsapp or BBM?

its kinda urgent. I'm to submit before 2pm today.
Technology MarketRe: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by crudedude(m): 1:39am On Jul 11, 2014
oga Lagtech no forget me o..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Audit GT Test Of July 4th 2014. Anybody Received The Success Mail? by crudedude(m): 8:55pm On Jul 10, 2014
yinkard4me: after documentation, anoda 70 abstract reasoning questions of options A TO G awaits u, a group project and interview sameday,...... all in 1hr30mins.... u would be contacted same day if ure succesful for final stage PATNERS INTERVIEW. KPMG no be beans oh.... wish u luck
What's the time interval between documentation and AC?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Audit GT Test Of July 4th 2014. Anybody Received The Success Mail? by crudedude(m): 8:54pm On Jul 10, 2014
I got it too. Thank God for stage 1. Problem now is I'm not in Lagos at the moment. Will call their HR tomorrow.
CareerRe: Geophysicists, Geologists, & Petroleum Engineers: Professionals & Aspirants by crudedude(m): 7:26pm On Jul 10, 2014
2sExy1: I see no reason why you can't share the "little you know" here, huh!
I see you too tongue
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by crudedude(m): 9:38pm On Jul 08, 2014
"Klose is on a hat trick remember..."
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by crudedude(m): 9:32pm On Jul 08, 2014
Germany has scored an average of 1 goal every 6 minutes. embarassed
PoliticsRe: Impeachment: Nyako Declares Public Holiday by crudedude(m): 2:15pm On Jul 07, 2014
SlyIg: So after the two days public holiday, what next?
Time will tell.
Technology MarketRe: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by crudedude(m): 6:59am On Jul 06, 2014
lagtech: Yes I saw it-but been on the road much of today. Sending updates to you and your partner before/by Monday morning.
chaicry
Technology MarketRe: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by crudedude(m): 10:35pm On Jul 05, 2014
Finally. Good to be back.

Lag I tried buzzing you on BBM regarding the update.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Prefer A Man With Status Job To A Rich Businessman ? by crudedude(m): 12:28pm On Jul 02, 2014
Sweetlemon: I wasn't circumventing (or whatever you mean) anything. Just saying hard facts most of us would rather deceive ourselves are not true. Can you point at one person who got a good job in a big company before 2007 without connections?
Yes without even blinking.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Prefer A Man With Status Job To A Rich Businessman ? by crudedude(m): 11:51am On Jul 02, 2014
Sweetlemon: Of course you won't agree that less than 350k salary is a not a good job. Lol!
lol not really. No 1 response was like circumventing the question asked. 350k salary is pretty ok in my dream field not much a huge figure per se. We digress nowsmiley
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Prefer A Man With Status Job To A Rich Businessman ? by crudedude(m): 11:36am On Jul 02, 2014
@Sweetlemon I have a few reservations with 1 & 3 of your response but we do agree on 2. All points were duly noted though. Thanks a lot.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ernst & Young Graduate Trainee 2014: Aptitude Test by crudedude(m): 10:15am On Jul 02, 2014
Adeyemi121: Lets dwell on the questions for a moment. In the data representation sections: My answers are 7.6, 64 %, 11%, 25%. In the comprehension part, on guidelines...My answers are False, True, Cannot say, False... In that order. Then others, I can remember 40%, 3, 5, 1. Others should share there thoughts. I believe we can know our performance prior to the result.
You have one helluva retentive memory dude. I can't remember jack except that I guessed some questions when they told us to stop.
CareerRe: Geophysicists, Geologists, & Petroleum Engineers: Professionals & Aspirants by crudedude(m): 1:13am On Jul 02, 2014
toby4ever: i intend to work in d oil n gas so wat professional course can i go for....i studied pet engrng
send me a pm & I could share the little I know. You could also read this thread from scratch or request to join the Whatsapp group. But do bear in mind that these courses don't come cheap and while they open more opportunities your way, they are not express tickets to the Oil & gas industry.

All the best.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ernst & Young Graduate Trainee 2014: Aptitude Test by crudedude(m): 1:04am On Jul 02, 2014
Polchiz: what mark exactly? Everybody keeps saying very high. How high is very high?
as high as a mountain grin

On a more serious note now I buy this guy's comment. All we can do now is pray & hope for the best.

Engr DozzyMary: u neva can tel, tho e'ryone kp saying d exam ws cheap na result go tell. Dnt be surprise dat d pass mark ll be arnd 50-60% yet many may nt score up 2 dat.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Prefer A Man With Status Job To A Rich Businessman ? by crudedude(m): 12:55am On Jul 02, 2014
Sweetlemon: Businesses are more secure only when you've done your home work well. Learn the ropes and even if your business fails, you can always bounce back cos you've mastered your field.
a few questions please,

1. So in other words Jobs are more secure in other many cases except in contrast to a business where one has done his home work well?

2. is it possible to have a job, be able to save for rainy days and/or have a side business?

3. Please explain 'always bounce back'. 'Cause the way I understood it I could also say if one is sacked from a job & has a certain level of experience he/she can always bounce back to a new one soon.

Good morningsmiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ernst & Young Graduate Trainee 2014: Aptitude Test by crudedude(m): 6:57pm On Jul 01, 2014
adicious: The test was okay but the crowd I met there makes me think it would take time before they get back to us. What do you think?
and the cut off very very high.
SportsRe: Argentina Vs Switzerland World Cup (1 - 0) On 1st July 2014 by crudedude(m): 6:55pm On Jul 01, 2014
mencade5: Nepa don take light for here oooo. Abeg wetin be scores?
na Lagos you dey too? grin
SportsRe: Argentina Vs Switzerland World Cup (1 - 0) On 1st July 2014 by crudedude(m): 6:54pm On Jul 01, 2014
The comments on this thread sha gringringrin
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Prefer A Man With Status Job To A Rich Businessman ? by crudedude(m): 5:52pm On Jul 01, 2014
GoodFaith: He became contractor like six months back. he have 3 year contract
I saw him last week
Good for him.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Prefer A Man With Status Job To A Rich Businessman ? by crudedude(m): 5:46pm On Jul 01, 2014
GoodFaith: I have a story for you
Really story
I work with some India
we talk about stable job or going out there to make more money
I said it will be nice to go out there to make more money as a contractor doing consulting
I said for me to do that
My wife must have stable job
six month later this dude became a contractor
I said I don't see him downstairs any more
Dude said he is now a contractor that I told him to become a contractor
I told him he was full of Shi?
There are job that will likely pay me $25,000.00 to $35,000.00
I kept my present job because of job security
in 5 year time ,
I will leave to go make the money, hopefully I will be in a great position to do that
what later happened to your contractor friend?

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